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Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - The Beacon
🕑 Added 2022-12-27 18:28:18 +0000 UTCName: [Redacted]
Anomaly Designation: Human...?
Anomalous Properties: Humanoid with incalculable levels of energy projection. (I don't mean that hyperbolically, I mean our instruments literally cannot measure the Beacon's energy output.) The Beacon reportedly emits a frequency of electromagnetic energy that interacts with both sentient beings' cognition, as well as electronics such as radio and television equipment. It seems they were unaware of the presence of this power before their initiation and capture by AA teams. Reports from the Lady's attack on AA Facility 4 indicate the Beacon is now quite aware and gaining control with every passing day. (My radio just turned on...)
AA Status: Ambassador? [Edit: An amb-ASS-ador indeed. Edit: Please. Just... stop. Edit: No. ] Current position and credentials within AA constantly edited by unnamed [Edit: We know who it is. Edit: No you don't.] members within AA staff and members.
Interview:
[Recording Begins]
-Interviewer: So... thank you for uh... coming in today. Wow, you uh... heh... Your photo doesn't do you justice... You're-
-[Door opens]
-Andoni: And that's enough.
-Dain: Yep. This interview is over.
-Interviewer: Your uh, hand isn't big enough to cover the camera lens.
-Dain: Henry?
-Henry: Got it.
-[Flap of wings. Overturned chair as Beacon is carried out of room. Andoni and Dain are seen following with inappropriate hand gestures made towards the interviewer.]
-Interviewer: Wait! We're not done! I- ah... dammit. They're so cool...
Interview End
Comments
Isabella
you’re a sick SICK man you know that?
sarahgrin
wait, WHAT
Snarky
bruh--
Carrie
Scared
