Entering my lumberjack era...
🕑 Added 2024-06-20 14:06:14 +0000 UTCCut down the old dead tree in my backyard, as you can see via the big ole stump my glorious legs are perched on... So... if anybody needs some wood let me know... Or also any lumber from the tree π
Comments
Shaun
"Entering my lumberjack era..." π Shades of Monty Python! π€£ β€οΈ I'm sorry, though, babe.... after getting to know you over these last few years, I've found myself awash in wood aplenty now, on command and unbidden.... with a large cord reserved for my new favorite personal lumberjill! πͺ π€ Do need some lumber, however.... sufficient to build two mid-size bookcases no taller than you. π‘ Hey! You got a pickup for hauling.... care to make a short cross-country trip? I'll spot you for gas and I know a place you can stay until you're ready to go back.... free food, too! π€ π Gloriousπππ β
Lord Wesley
Me: I have shit to do today, imma be productive. Also me: Stares at thighs.
John
She's a lumberjack and that's ok, she works all night and she sleeps all day. Or something. IDK π€·ββοΈ
Marcus Gonzalez
You've got wood? Me too ....
Se7en
Yes ma'am, I have a few hardwood trees I'd like you to take a peek at π³π³π²hehe β€οΈπ
Mister M
I would love to see you sitting on that tree stump in some of your fabulous lingerie and stockings sets - that would certainly help me get wood! ;) x
Apollo Sierra
First Nicole, now you, lady lumberjacks are sexy.
Annie
You wear high heels, you skip and jump....
Tony Lines
I wood love to spend time with you Ash, you have me stumped.