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Escape From Vault Disney #103: "Better Nate Than Ever"
🕑 Added 2022-11-20 22:59:31 +0000 UTCUPDATE: It's finally done!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick a Disney+ original movie about a precocious young theater kid named Nate who, despite the movie title, does not find himself locked in fierce gladiatorial combat with an inferior precocious young theater kid named Ever. It's about Nate pursuing an impossible dream of sweating in a hot mascot suit for two hours under hot theater lights while the overpaying tourists don't even get to see his face. Along the way he goes viral on TikTok and sneaks into a dinosaur museum because it's a movie and those 91 minutes won't fill themselves now will they. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they debate whether the loser fed to the lions should be BETTER NATE THAN EVER!
Comments
I thought if they were going to do a Lilo and Stitch musical they do puppets sort of like Timon or Olaf Also am I the only one who thought of the child star song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend for some reason?
I’ve sometimes jokingly described the Chapek-Iger situation as going from Zapp Brannigan to Charles Offdensen from Metalocalypse (not a perfect ideal solution but certainly an improvement) at least in my circle of gay cartoon nerds although your metaphor is just chef’s kiss. Either way, good riddance
