Intox
fanbox
クイーンにされた
🕑 Added 2022-05-14 21:27:38 +0000 UTC ーGetting Queenedー イクと金の女像になる「クイーンミダス」というディルドの話。 女じゃない？大丈夫よ。これなら、まず女に変身させるよ。 おまけで英語をちょっとした作家の付き。二人だけの会話です。たぶん訳さないと思いますが、本文はこれです： See? I told you The Queen Midas works on guys too! Uh. That's definitely a woman. Not a guy. Well, now it is, sure. I mean, it's a statue of a woman now, but anyway, what's your point? My point is, it's not a guy. ...Oh, okay, I'm sorry; so, you find it perfectly reasonable for an ancient...uh...marital aid, to magically turn some floozy into gold...but you draw the line at it being able to turn a man into a woman too? May I add, also magically? No, just, it makes no sense! It's not like you have to be a girl to insert things into yourself, y'know. Look; you saw the same turn of events I did. We sent him in the room. Just him and it in there. He touched it, it hypnotized him or whatever. Then like five minutes later, poof! The deed's done, The Queen teleports back onto its holder thing. And, look! Here he-she is: Solid gold on the floor. What, you think I brought in a decoy statue for this? C'mon, no; I told you, it just doesn't make sense, is all. And! The inscription on the thing. It literally says: 'Lost in rapture, sealed as a daughter of Midas,' or some such. I thought that was a loose translation... Dude. It's not like it's the Christian bible or hieroglyphics; it's Ertoan. Tons of mages still speak it. Do I need to go ask my gramms to read this...dildo sheath plaque for you? Ew, what? No. Good, cause I don't know what else to say—it's a sex toy that makes gold statue girls out of people using it. I don't make the rules, that's just how The Queen functions. Sure, but, the thing is...I guess...why? I don't know! ... Guys aren't aesthetic? I, I guess...Well, that pose sure isn't aesthetic. Looks like she was trying to squat on it... Looks to me like she succeeded. Now cough up my $20.
