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Pete's Vagina -49- End Run
🕑 Added 2024-04-04 04:29:57 +0000 UTCPete’s Vagina
49. End Run
“Another question, Pete,” Jordan began. “How on earth did you convince Mom and Dad to let you play?”
I blinked. “Well, I didn’t really. It was the summer before last….”
She interrupted. “Yeah, I remember. You spent two months lifting weights.” She laughed. “You had your hair in that short ponytail, and you grunted and sweated twice a day for an hour, and Molly and I laughed at you.”
Well, yeah, they had. But the ponytail…? Did I remember that?
“It was August,” she mused. “As hot as it ever gets in Friendly, and you had to make yourself all sweaty and stinky.” She grinned, but then her expression changed. “Am I going to have to do that? To make the team?”
“Probably. You’re even skinnier than I was,” I said. I wanted to derail this conversation, but couldn’t really think of a surefire way to do so. “Uh…. What’s your boyfriend going to think?”
She made a dismissive noise. “I don’t have one right now, and if they can’t stand the competition, I’ll do without. But, hey! Jake encouraged you. Came over and served as your spotter in case the weight got away from you, kept telling you how good you were doing.”
Well, that was how I remembered it, too….
“That’s the kind of boyfriend I need!” said Jordan, completely derailing my brain.
“Jake!” I squeaked. “Jake wasn’t my boyfriend!”
“Well, sure, he wasn’t! That’s when he started going out with Joanna!”
“I—! You—! He—!”
“She had just gotten back from cheerleader camp and had her hair lightened, and was all gorgeousity and tits. Mom and I kind of figured that’s why you had your bodybuilder phase,” she mused. “Then suddenly, you announced you’d joined the football team!”
My heart felt like a lump of lead, yet kept on beating. It seemed as loud as a two-stroke lawnmower engine, but Jordan didn’t notice.
“Dad didn’t know whether to be proud of you, or lock you in your room,” she continued, grinning slyly. “Especially after you and Megan started going out.”
“I’m not a lesbian!” I yelped, then cringed. Why did I say that?
“‘Course not,” Jordan agreed. “You’re going out with Lee this afternoon, ain’t cha?”
“It’s not a date!”
“That’s what you used to say when you and Jake spent every Saturday night together!”
“I—? We—? Who—?” I did, we had, and my sisters had teased me about it then. They had, hadn’t they? “Jordan!” I made fists under my chin.
“Snacks and a movie, right?” she responded. “If he pays, it’s a date!”
“He—he—he’s paying because…because—he took pictures of my butt!”
She laughed. She laughed!
I couldn’t help myself. I tried not to, but I got the giggles, then the hiccoughs.
“Oh, Pete!” she crowed. “Your face!” She pointed at me and peered closer. “Sonuffa? Are you wearing makeup?”
“Joanna...” I began.
“She talked you into it? For your date?” She was all grin a yard wide.
“It’s not a date!” I denied reflexively. “She just helped me cover up a black eye I got….”
Her grin turned to a frown. “How in the world did you get a black eye at an ice cream party?”
“Well, uh, some guys showed up, and Joanna and I showed them the door? Joanna’s Aunt Bev invited them….” I let that trail off.
“You shouldn’t fight with boys,” Jordan scolded me. “You could lose and get hurt, and they get all bent out of shape if you win.”
I snorted.
“Boys are pretty stupid about stuff, ain’t they?” she mused.
“Sometimes,” I admitted.
“Like, do the guys on the team get jealous of you getting cheered and all that?”
“Not as long as we’re winning games,” I noted.
“There’s that,” she agreed. Then she grinned again. “Lee took pictures of your butt?”
“Movies,” I said, which set us both off with the giggles again. “It’s his job! He takes pictures of the team!”
“Starring Pete’s butt!”
“Well, the one he showed at the team meeting yesterday did!”
Now she had the hiccoughs. We got up and went into the laundry room for paper cups of water.
Standing beside the big stainless-steel sink, we sipped from the wrong side of our cups to control our hiccing.
She cocked her head sideways, looking at me between sips. “You never wear makeup,” she commented.
“Well, no,” I admitted. “I don’t want to be the only one on the football team with mascara in my gym bag.”
She almost snorted into her cup. “But you should? I think you should!”
I rolled my eyes, and we wandered back to my room. “I don’t think so.”
“Just a touch of lipstick,” she suggested. “With those new clothes and your cuter haircut, you could have Lee stepping on his tongue!”
My turn to sputter into my cup. “Jordan! Where do you come up with something like that?”
She grinned like I do when I make the yardage we need for a down. “So Lee took a movie of your butt and you got offended?”
“Not exactly….”
“Yeah, sure. It’s kind of flattering.”
“Pfft!”
“But to make it up to you, he’s taking you to see a movie he didn’t shoot!”
“Hah! Yeah, no.”
“Is it a scary movie? Are you going to see it in his van?”
“Yes, and yes!” I tried to snarl.
“Oo-oo!”
“Jordan, knock it off!” We were sitting on my bed again, and I glared at her in closeup.
She laughed. “If you get scared….”
“I said, ‘Knock it off!’”
“But you’re so much fun to tease!”
“You remember what I do if you go too far?” I asked, making sure that she did remember me holding her down and tickling her.
“Okay, okay?” She relented and changed the subject. “Where did you get the new clothes?”
“Uh, Joanna gave me stuff….” I just now realized that I’m sitting here with my sister wearing girl’s clothes. Even if they are boy-cut jeans, they’re a bit girly. I cringed, looking sideways at her.
“Must be some of her older stuff. She’d never get her fat ass in those skinny jeans,” she mused. “But you’ve got the more photogenic butt, anyway.”
“Is that a compliment or an accusation?”
She laughed. “You do look nice,” she added. “But I’m going to go see what I’ve got in the way of lipstick for you, ‘cause you ain’t got none, and remember what I said about Lee reacting to the new you, Big Sis!” She stood up and bent to kiss me between the eyebrows before dashing out of my room.
I sat there for a moment, then reached up to touch my forehead where she had kissed me. Did she just call me ‘Big Sis?’
Comments
Clemens
Well there were two way this could take I suppose, keep in in the same universe or break it out into a parallell universe. So Pete never was and Gayle always were...I like it regardless :)
Julia Miller
I can’t wait to see how Gayle’s mom and dad react. Will they also believe Pete is a girl too? And I think Pete should take a look at his driver’s license and birth certificate to see what is written there. It might be surprising to see how far the Universe has adjusted to Pete’s new reality.
Melanie Brown
I hope it’s not all a dream. That’s a cheap cop-out. It’d be bad if Gayle wakes up one morning to Bobby Ewing taking a shower.
Dallas Eden
That’s a good question - especially regarding Jake and Megan. It would be terrible if Megan doesn’t remember Pete as male, or what they had together. It’s bad enough that it is over - it would be worse if she never even remembers. The same for Jake, although apparently even in the new reality they have always been best friends. Apparently Pete’s parents and sister have already forgotten that he was male. Or will this all turn out to be a figment of Gayle’s imagination and she really has always been a girl………… perhaps she wakes up after taking a hard tackle and this has all been a dream induced by a concussion she suffered in a game.
Robin
That took a twist I wasn’t expecting. Will Megan, Jake, and JoAnna remember Pete as a guy? Or does everyone now remember Pete as a girl?
The Goddess
Interesting chapter Seems obvious that the universe is adjusting to Gayle's situation so there won't be any need for explanations We will have to see who actually remembers Gayle as a male once everything settles I also wonder if Gayle's taste in clothes has changed
Rose Howell
Oh Pete, just go with the flow.
Dallas Eden
It’s pretty obvious that the universe is adjusting to Pete’s new reality - and apparently a lot of the past fits either way, lol.
Samantha Herat
Yes she did lol and it actually fits. Not 100% sure what's going on in Friendly, why Gayle (Pete) got boobs & a vigina & all the internal working of a girl, but what ever it is I want some of it lol. Jordan loves to tease her new big sister, but to her Gayle (Pete) has ALWAYS been her sister.
