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Chpater 423
🕑 Added 2019-02-07 20:53:58 +0000 UTCAgain, no chapter on sunday because its a long weekend.
Also, check 422 on RRL for new art.
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Number One Talent in the Empire?
What a load of bull shit.
Im not even the Number One Talent in my marriage.
With her prodigious strength and comprehensive skill, Ive always been stuck in Milas shadow, and Yans feat of mastering the Divine Wind and External Chi is downright astonishing considering she hasnt formed a Natal Palace. Then theres Lin who, despite never training a day in her life, has mastered the art of Lightening to a degree which I could never hope to match, a true prodigy in the flesh. Having three magnificent future wives keeps me humble regarding my talents, but after seeing Luo-Luos breathtaking performance of the Forms, Im wondering if I my talents can even be considered mediocre.
I mean... cmon! This isnt fair. Even though shes had her Core for over a decade, Luo-Luo literally took up the Martial Path a week ago! Before, it was all dance, poetry, art, and music, but ten days of montage training and shes already doing awesome air kicks and chain tricks. Her performance was so sublime it bordered on the supernatural, and though her actions obeyed the laws of physics, she controlled her weapon flawlessly and made it seem alive in ways I didnt even think were even possible. Were I to try the same, there is a one-hundred percent chance Id injure myself. Shit, I still have to pay attention so I dont smash my foot with Unity or accidentally impale myself while sheathing Peace, and dont get me started on how many outfits Ive torn because I forgot I had Tranquility strapped to my wrist.
And to top it all off, Luo-Luo is still styling on us, standing like a diva in her stupid, post performance pose. This sucks.
Noticing something I mustve missed, Yan runs to Luo-Luos side and catches her as she falls. This was no stumble and trip but rather a full-on fainting spell, complete with dramatic gasp and the hand-to-forehead nonsense you see in shitty dramas. Unsure if shes faking or if she genuinely reacted like a two-bit actress, I nonetheless head over to make sure shes okay. Maybe its the cynic in me but I cant help wonder if her whole helpless sex-kitten act was a ruse meant to lower my guard so she could... I dunno. What if shes a top-tier assassin sent here by the Legate to determine where my loyalties lie and eliminate me if I prove a threat to national security?
...No, thats stupid. Not the Luo-Luo hiding her true skills part, which is still plausible, but I doubt the Legate would intentionally place an assassin at my side. Ignoring all other arguments, Im hardly worth the effort.
Covered in sweat and gasping for breath, Luo-Luo makes for a captivating sight, even more so when cradled in Yans gentle embrace. One slender and petite, the other full-bodied and buxom, the juxtaposition sets my heart to racing as I imagine what itd be like to have them both in bed. I was joking about Yan courting Luo-Luo, but now I cant stop thinking about it. Does Yan swing both ways? The concerned look in her eyes tells me... maybe? Did Luo-Luos Imperial Servant training include same-sex shenanigans? Considering Red Ones many subtle and not-so-subtle propositions, almost definitely.
...
Why cant I stop staring at Luo-Luo? Last night, she wore a dress so skin-tight her handmaidens probably sewed her into it, but I barely gave her a second glance. Today, shes wearing a thick leather vest over a high-collared shirt and poofy silk pants which are tied off at the ankles, hardly the most erotic outfit shes ever worn, yet somehow, I cant take my eyes off her. Considering her bosom and butt are modestly covered, its difficult to pinpoint whats got me so heated up. Maybe its because her cheeks are flushed with a healthy, robust glow instead of its usual pasty paleness, or her dishevelled, hair-buns and bangs plastered to her forehead, giving her an enchanting, post-workout allure.
Or maybe Im attracted to strong women. Did getting my hand broken by Milas thighs awaken something in me? Or is it my self-flagellation and tooth-breaking training regimen which got me in this mess? Oh gods, am I going to turn into a sexual deviant who begs his wives to hurt him?
Rain. Yans honeyed timbre jolts me out of my spiral of self-misery and my palms instantly break out in sweat. Sweet and cordial though she sounds, she only uses this voice when shes mad and trying to hide it. Luo-Luo must be parched after so much exercise. Why dont you be a dear and offer her your water-skin? Her agreeable suggestion is subsequently followed by a scathing private Sending. Whats the matter with you? Luo-Luo faints and all you do is stand and stare? You studied herbalism, so help her!
Bolting into action, I fumble with my water-skin and offer it to Luo-Luo, but her arms are too weak to hold it. Holding the bag to her lips, I try to ignore the tantalizing sight and check her condition, but physically, she looks fine. Damn fine. Exhausted and dehydrated, but no visual cause for immediate concern like swelling or bruising. Shes short of breath which means I should check for heart arrhythmia, but if I touch her neck to check her pulse then its game over man, game over. Are you feeling dizzy? Seeing double? Hurting anywhere?
While waiting on her answer, my resolves slips and I imagine her greedily suckling something which isnt my water-skin, a tantalizing fantasy I could make reality with a snap of my fingers, but I endure. You cant sleep with Luo-Luo, no matter how much you want to, not until you have a better grasp of who she is and where her loyalties lie. After draining the water-skin dry, she leans back to rest in Yans arms, her chest heaving and smile sheepish as she answers between gasps. Thank you. Lord Husband. No dizziness. Or double vision. Moderate. Muscle pain.
Relieved and disappointed I wont have to physically touch her, I nod and say, Sounds like you overexerted yourself, but Ill ask Teacher to double check when he gets back from his boat trip.
Your Healers conduct is terrible, Yan Sends, her heated glare filling me with burning desire. Be more gentle and compassionate, shes your concubine not a random stranger you found on the side of the road.
Oh no. I cant be saved. Im too far gone. Even verbal abuse is enough to get my gears cranking. If I didnt have an audience of three-hundred odd cows, twenty laughing birds, and fifteen bunnies, Id strip down and jump both women right here and right now. I still might if see Luo-Luo suckle another water-skin, so I suppose its a good thing I only had the one. You still thirsty?
Because I sure as hell am.
Shaking her head, Luo-Luo averts her eyes and gasps, No thank you. Lord Husband. Luo-Luo only needs. To rest.
Mother in Heaven, stroke her cheek, fix her hair, take her hand, do something! You dont have to profess eternal love but at least pretend like youre concerned.
Between Yans overbearing dominance and Luo-Luos submissive compliance, it takes every scrao of self-determination I have to no drag them both to my yurt for some afternoon delight. How Luo-Luo convinced Yan to side against me is the real mystery, but I hold true to my convictions and resist the sweaty, busty temptress at great cost to my sanity.
It also helps that I had sex three times this morning, but the important thing is, I endured.
While recovering her breath, Luo-Luo explains what Yan and I already suspected, that her binding ceremony is complete and her weapon bound. Clutching the flail to her chest, Luo-Luos smile is one of pride and satisfaction, as well it should considering what I just witnessed. Seeing as the binding ceremony takes place in ones mind, how much one learns from it is usually left to chance, but Luo-Luos phenomenal performance showed she benefited a great deal from the mystical process, even if her actions were largely influenced by the echos of her ceremony and how much she retained has yet to be determined. Still Ive never seen someone go from zero to hero so quickly before, a powerless concubine transformed into a mighty, morphing Martial Warrior after binding her first Spiritual Weapon.
She still couldve been hiding her true skills, but I cant rule out the other possibilities, namely her Imperial Blood and/or personal latent talent. Imperial clansmen are supposedly bad-ass to the extreme, and since Luo-Luos a first-generation Imperial Servant, it probably means she has a pedigree long enough to fill a bookshelf. Im not sure how relevant bloodlines are with regards to mystical ninja hi-jinks, but a genetic predisposition to Martial Talent could explain Imperial supremacy. If their servants are this talented, what does this say about the Scions themselves? The Legate looked young for a Cloud-Stepping Expert, but I chalked it up to his noble upbringing and all the advantages which come with. What if all Imperial Scions are innately OP like Luo-Luo, an extended family of natural born warriors possessing consummate skill?
Man... Why dont they fight this stupid war then?
Pressured by Yans Sendings, I fake a smile and give the tired temptress a firm but friendly pat on the shoulder, which does little to appease my horned, headbutt-happy lover. Unwilling to sit through another scorching scolding, I say, Congratulations. Im sure youre famished after all your hard work, so why dont I cook a celebratory meal? Luo-Luo smiles prettily and tries to refuse, but I can tell shes happy even though Yan doesnt think its enough, but Ive got schemes. Yan, could you head back and ask Lin to join us? Wake her and braid her hair too. Adorable as my sweet wifey is, she could probably use a couple handmaidens of her own. Oh, and please Send to Song and ask her to bring Mafu to carry Luo-Luo. Good catch. She wont want to ride Moomie, which means Id have to carry her. Its not that I dont want to, but I certainly dont trust myself to. Yan, Mila, and Lin might have fallen for Luo-Luos charms, but Im wise to her tricks.
Or Im a paranoid idiot refusing to sleep with a gorgeous woman whos all too eager to please. Then again, thats a huge part of why I cant trust her. What possible reason could she have for being so interested in me? Shes gotta have an ulterior motive, but what?
Sure. Yans genuinely chipper tone throws me for a loop, her triumphant smirk announcing Ive overlooked something. Take my place and Ill be back as soon as I can.
Take Yans place. Behind Luo-Luo. Then be left alone. To cradle a sexy, sweaty, helpless damsel whos desperate to seduce me.
Yea, this wont bite me in the ass.
Unable to come up with a suitable excuse, I reluctantly slide in behind Luo-Luo, keeping my legs to one side so she cant press up against me and my hands on her biceps so I can push her away if needed, though theres nothing I can do about her forehead pressed against my cheek. I doubt shell be shameless enough to jump me in an open field, but better safe than sorry. As expected, the mere thought of sex conjures countless carnal delusions, no doubt aided by the bouquet of floral aromas and fragrant pheromones emanating from her hair and body. How is it even possible to smell this nice after a strenuous, three-hour workout? Also, even though shes a full head taller, her shoulders are only a little wider, so the difference isnt so obvious when were cuddling. If I sat with my legs open, my crotch would line up with her lower back, which isnt the best, but if I shift her a little higher and lean back a bit more, I think wed be groin to butt. Plus, Id also have a perfect view down the front of her vest and the soft, milky skin of her...
So, I say, mostly to get away from my perverted thoughts. Crazy binding ceremony, right? Wow, Im terrible at small talk. Impressive performance too. Any questions? I committed the entire performance to memory, so if youre unsure about anything, feel free to ask. Near photographic recall is one of the best things about having a Natal Palace, allowing me to appreciate every step, twirl, bounce, and jiggle. I was too distracted to properly document everything my first time with Yan, and the same happened last night, but I recorded the hell out of everything this morning and it. Is. Awesome.
Brain... Stahp!
Oh Lord Husband, it was incredible. Breathy and erotic, her exclamation sounds a sirens song if Id ever heard one, but she hardly seems to notice. Such unimaginable warmth and intimacy, this one has never felt anything like it, as if the Mother Herself descended to impart Her knowledge and guide Luo-Luos actions. Is it the same for everyone?
I wish I were talented too... Not really. Personally, I found my binding ceremonies more clinical and emotionless. Theres safety and assurance, yes, but I always felt more like an audience member rather than the performer, which makes learning... difficult. An understatement if Id ever made one. Like, I know how the movement is supposed to look, but lack knowledge of how it feels, so I often miss out on minor, but significant details until after a few hundred hours of practice. Or more. Even then, its hard to tell if Im doing things right, because I could still be missing something vital, like say, most of the Divine Blessing instruction manual.
Songs timely arrival saves me from more small talk because Luo-Luo is too busy shrieking at Auries spirited charge. Her ear-piecing wail sends the cattle scurrying away, but Aurie pays her no heed and sprints even faster. Stop Aurie, I say, but the big baby ignores the command to pounce over and repeatedly boop me in the face. Delighted by his adoring affection (and amused by Luo-Luos hilarious screams), I keep him away from Luo-Luo while calling for Song to help. With a clap of her hands, the animals skid to a halt and scamper to Songs side, where they sit prettily like trained show-dogs waiting for a treat.
Why dont my floofs ever listen to me?
After imposing on Song to help Luo-Luo onto Mafu, I run over to give my fur-babies a proper greeting. Even though I saw them yesterday, I had to kick them out of Yans room for happy-fun-times and theyre still not entirely convinced Im sticking around. All of them, even grumpy Jimjam, are being extra affectionate, swarming me in a jumble of fur, fangs, and claws. The bears gurgle like stalled motorboats and Aurie Mwars, Myarhs, and Myawps up a storm, filling me with more joy than I could ever explain as I give each of my fur-babies with a hug and a kiss.
...Okay yea, now I see it. I thought they were being over-dramatic, but I can see how it totally looks like Im being cold and aloof to hurt Luo-Luo. Im not though, I dont trust her and love my floofs. While I feel bad for her, certain actions must be taken to guard against temptation and avoiding physical contact is one of them.
Clingy as always, Banjo climbs onto my back while Baloo curls up in my arms, the two of them nuzzling for all their worth as if to make sure Im really here. Too enamoured to push them off, I activate my Reinforcement Keystone and set the sparkling star to bouncing at maximum speed, which supplies barely enough strength to support both bears weight. Smiling in fake nonchalance, I ask Song to grab the zither before setting out and make small talk with Luo-Luo. Its a shame we never got a chance to hear you play. Another time, perhaps.
See? I can be nice.
Almost prone on Mafus back, Luo-Luos shy smile and protruding butt are an enticing sight as she sleepily snuggles against the warm fur. If Lord Husband so desires it, then Luo-Luo would be happy to perform a piece later today. This one has business to attend to in the afternoon, so after dinner perhaps?
Nah, lets wait until tomorrow morning, I reply, taking a shaky step to see if I can handle carrying both bears. Itll be difficult, but the camp isnt far so I think I can do it. The cattle sleep early and itll be harder to see their reactions in the moonlight.
Lord Husband wants Luo-Luo to play for cattle?
Yea. Moomies herd is okay around people, but theyre not really bonding with anyone. I figured a little music might help make them less indifferent to harmless strangers and more appreciative to the company. Wanting in on the fun, Aurie springs onto my shoulders and I freeze in my tracks, my bones buckling beneath over a half-tonne of floof. Aurie, off please.
As per usual, Aurie ignores the command, and just as Im about to beg Song for help, Luo-Luo interrupts and says, Li-Li, why dont we ride ahead and let Lord Husband enjoy a nice stroll with his pets? Well start the lunch preparations, so dont worry and take your time. By the time she finishes speaking, Mafu is already dashing off and Song isnt far behind, drawn away by the thought of eating lunch that much sooner and leaving me struggling beneath my furry burden.
A quiet whimper slips out as I fall to my knees and my floofs grumble at the unexpected jolt. With a curious Mwar, Aurie pats my head twice as if wondering why Im not moving. Off! I command, unwilling to throw him from my shoulders, worried he might panic and claw me to shreds. Please Aurie? Youre too heavy, I cant carry all three of you unless you learn to Lighten.
And then, by some miracle, all three animals Lighten and Im no longer being crushed beneath their weight. My jaw dropping as quickly as my encumbrance, I stare at the animals in conflicted admiration, because as marvellous as this is, I now know that even my pets are more talented than I am. Aurie pats my head again and I stagger back to camp in a bewildered daze, unable to make heads or tails of the situation. Blackjack knowing how to Lighten is one thing, but how did Aurie and the bears learn too? When did they even form Cores? Did they all figure it out individually or did someone teach them? Can they do anything else, like Hone or Reinforce?
Amidst the cheers and jeers of my retinue, I arrive at my yurt sweaty and exhausted, barely able to handle the combined burden of the three Lightened animals. Stoking the fire with intense focus, Song greets me with a frown and points to the side, sending Aurie and the bears scurrying to join the other floofs in a cuddle puddle. Without skipping a beat, she points at the ingredients laid out beside her before going back to work, ignoring me as I settle in beside her. It amazing how far weve come in the last two months. Before, she wouldve shifted away and kept me in her sights, always vigilant and guarded in my presence, but now, not only is she more comfortable, shes even confident enough to give non-verbal orders without worrying about being punished or abused, which has the added upside of not making me feel like a horrible person whenever were together.
Progress, woo!
Judging by the ingredients, Song wants pork broth noodles and pan-fried mutton dumplings, but considering this is Luo-Luos celebratory lunch, I figure she might want to weigh in. Unfortunately, the person in question is curled up with Mafu and fast asleep, her luscious lips twisted in a pout and ready to cry in her sleep. Studying her out of the corner of my eye, I try to make sense of this beautiful, dramatic woman and figure out where she fits in my life. Drawing a complete blank, I instead turn my attentions to steaming up some red-bean buns for dessert, which I assume shell enjoy solely on the sole basis that everyone likes red-bean buns.
Seriously, what do I know about Luo-Luo? Pros: shes smart, hardworking, and evidently, an incredibly talented Martial Warrior. Cons: shes cunning, manipulative, and doesnt love floofs, aside from Mafu, who has somehow gotten even fatter in my absence. Shes gorgeous, which is good, but her loyalties are suspect, which is bad. She says she wants to help me soar through the Heavens, but what happens if shes forced to choose between me and the Legate? How can I trust her if shell spill everything she knows at the wave of a fan?
Yan wanted me to be nicer, so what I need to do is figure out how to do that without succumbing to Luo-Luos feminine wiles. Cold and aloof is too mean, but any warmer and Im worried Ill lose all self-control, so what am I supposed to do?
Go back to the front lines, I guess.
Sadly, not a viable option, at least not until I fix the mess I created by staying out there for so long...
Hub-bbbbbbbbyyyyyyy!! Shouting at the top of her lungs, my darling wifey Lin rides into camp with her braids and white scarf streaming behind her. Leaping off her quin into my waiting arms, I spin her about and marvel at the beautiful young woman shes become. Though still dainty and delicate of frame, her features are sharper and more mature though her mannerisms remain unchanged. Bringing her in close for a hug, she wraps her arms around my neck and squeezes tight, always happy to see me and never too shy to show it. Hiya. I missed you.
I dont understand women and I doubt I ever will, but at least Ill always have sweet Lin on my side. Missed you more.
Good. Leaning back, Lin puckers her lips for a kiss and I happily oblige. Cupping her plump cheeks, Lins eyes disappear into her toothy grin, so overjoyed she can barely contain it. Smiling so hard my cheeks hurt, I twirl her about again because I cant stand still, so utterly enchanted by her endearing demeanour and soul-soothing smile, a breath of fresh air after a suffocating encounter. Dont get me wrong, I love spending time with Yan and our morning was both enjoyable and enlightening, but I dont deal with conflict well and once the topic of Luo-Luo reared its ugly head, my easygoing half-deer lover turned stubborn and intractable as a bull.
Gesturing to put her down, Lins smile turns mischievous and she says, I missed your cooking too. Noodles and dumplings, youre the best, hubby! Patting my cheek in encouragement, she adds, When were done eating, I show you all the tricks I taught the floofs, ya? They know how clap and bow and wave and jump and... With Lins lovable smile and lighthearted stories to ease my mind, I ignore Yans questioning look regarding Luo-Luos pitiful demeanour and set to cooking a delicious meal for everyone to enjoy. With no Defiled to watch out for and no life or death decisions to make, I set aside my worries for the first time in two months and enjoy this peaceful, trouble-free day.
Because Mother knows, Ill have precious few of those in the months ahead.
Comments
Haschen
Indeed it is, though now I want to shave Rain bald. Poor, poor Luo-Luo.
SugarRoll
Edited version is much better than its predecessor.
