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Chapter 545
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Living through a near-death experience is never pleasant, but it sure as hell beats the alternative.
Or at least thats the theory, but my aching spleen begs to differ. It feels like someone filled my stomach with gasoline and lit it on fire, then set off a claymore mine thatd been stuffed with spiky, nerve-rending pellets of pain and agony. Two out of ten, would not recommend.
Complain later. Survive now.
Forcing my eyes open with a groan, Im greeted by a pair of pristine, white loafers, belonging to none other than the seneschal who stabbed me. Comfy slipper shoes, but hardly appropriate winter attire. Then again, considering how clean they are, I doubt he does much walking outside. Even the Legates butler has servants to do his bidding, but I guess the old bastard likes to do his own dirty work.
Luckily for me, he doesnt get a lot of practice in, because he done fucked up.
You shouldve gone for the head, I snarl as my hand sweeps his foot out from underneath him and brings him toppling to the ground. Then its just a simple matter of mounting his torso, controlling his knife hand, and smashing his wrinkled face in with fist, knee, or elbow, and then Im home free.
Or at least thats how I planned it out in my head.
In reality, my witty quip is cut short by a strangled squeal of pain as a spotless cloth loafer stomps hard on my hand and pins it in place. Never one to give up, I leave my hand where it is and pivot around to slam both boots into the side of his other knee, but despite giving it my best effort, the Seneschal barely shifts in place. Almost blacking out again as the pain flares up in protest, my body goes limp as I marvel at how cool and comfortable the hardwood floors are. You took out the carpets. Smart. Its a real bitch getting blood out of fabric.
Though he doesnt respond, the Seneschals weight shifts so he can stare at me in confusion, and I seize the opportunity to wrench my hand free from under his foot. Surprised by my own success, it takes a moment for my pain-addled, adrenaline pumped brain to figure out my next genius move, and it decides the best course of action is to tackle the Seneschals knees. Although my mind is game to keep fighting, my body appears to have given up, so the tackle comes out as more of a flop which leaves my face pressed against his lower thigh while I pant and wheeze in helpless exhaustion.
For once in my life, Im thrilled to be short. If I were any taller, Id have a face full of old man crotch instead.
Only after the words have left my mouth do I realize I said them out loud. I might not be entirely in my right mind, but the thing about shock is that theres not much you can do about it, especially whilst embroiled in the midst of a life and death conflict. Not much is still more than nothing though, and seeing as the Seneschal doesnt seem to be in any rush to finish the job, I take a few seconds to gather my wits about me and find a way out of this mess. Sadly, nothing comes to mind and I even lack the strength to move myself into a less shameful position, so all I can do is stem my bleeding and keep him talking to... to buy as much time...
Wheres my wound? Resting my forehead against his thigh, I peer down at my stomach to better understand the situation. Theres a tear in my shirt and dark, wet blood everywhere, as well as a few finger-thick holes which I have no idea how they got there, but beneath all the gore and viscera is whole, healthy flesh, with no sign of a gaping knife wound to be found. Instead of answering, the Seneschal merely snorts in reply and knees me away from his thigh. Hesitating to cling to a mans leg no matter how tired I might be, I flop back and crash hard against the floor which sets my head to spinning. Note to self: next time, tuck your chin and grit your teeth. Seeing how the old man makes no move to follow up, I give in and stop trying to make sense of the insanity. Rude, I gasp, already choking on my own hysterical and possibly deranged laughter. You this rough... with everyone you penetrate?
Again, silence is all that greets me, and I inwardly grumble about how no one appreciates my humour. Having rested long enough, I slowly push myself back up onto my elbows and slowly but surely drag myself away from the maybe-homicidal geriatric. I mustve Healed my injury when I blacked out, so all I need to do is play for time and... well, pass out again. So, I wheeze, racking my brain for the old bastards name and ultimately coming up short. Seneschal. Why does the Legate want me dead? At least tell me that much.
This time, the silence is accompanied by a curl of the Seneschals lip and punctuated by a flourish of his dagger which sends droplets of my lifes blood arcing off into the air. Then he takes a step towards me and my initial response is to scream in fright, but I settle for a grunt of alarm instead. Redoubling my efforts to get away, I drag myself back while keeping my eyes fixed on the dagger, ready to give it my all and fight to the bitter end. What will you tell my family? That makes him hesitate, if only for a half-step, but then he continues with his cat and mouse game. Make sure your story makes sense and the blame falls on someone plausible and expendable. My family might rebel for anything less, and neither of us want that. The Legate cant afford to have the Norths second-in-command take up arms against the Empire and I dont want my loved ones to die, so whatever story hes cooked up to explain my death had best be good.
I havent given up yet, but theres no harm in preparing for the worst.
Then my futile escape comes to an end as the Seneschal reaches down and grabs me by the throat. Hauling me to my feet, he keeps me at arms length and the tips of my toes with his iron grip fastened around my neck, slowly choking the air from my lungs while studying me with his cold, impassive stare. Still trying to bide my time, I put up a token resistance while waiting for the dagger to come into play, because it is the only hope I have of turning the tides. While dangerous, its also the only weapon in the room since I didnt bring one with me, so if I can get it away from the Seneschal, I might be able to use it against him. Its a long shot, but its the only one Ive got, so I fight for every scrap of air I can get and wait for my moment to strike.
And wait.
Anytime now. Its coming.
Still waiting...
Soon.
...And Im fucked.
Lungs burning and head light, my last reserves of patience, discipline, and oxygen are all squandered away while waiting for the Seneschal to act, and all thats left to do is panic. Without tools of iron, I must rely on flesh and indefatigable purpose, so I grab his forearm with both hands, lift my knees up to my chest, and hammer both feet into his stomach. A steel post wouldve given me more of a reaction as the Seneschal all but ignores the attack, holding me in place as easily as turning his hand. A second kick results in more of the same, and the third time around, I get the bright idea to brace my feet against him and use it as leverage to draw a breath. That earns me a reaction, but not one I can use as his eyes flash with displeasure and he lifts me even higher until my feet fall away from his midsection to dangle helplessly in the air. Guess he doesnt like being stepped on. Noted. Lacking the strength to lift my legs up to wrap around his arm or possible rest on his face, I fight through the pain and hammer my fist against his elbow, first into the bone to try and break the joint, then into the socket to try and force his arm to bend so I might break his hold, but its no use. In my desperation, I resort to digging my fingers into the meaty flesh of his palm and trying to wrench his hand away, but its no use. I trimmed my nails for happy fun times with Mila and Yan, but even if I didnt, I doubt it wouldve made any difference. The Seneschal is too strong, or rather Im too weak, unable to Reinforce or Amplify my attacks to any degree, and utterly helpless to do anything but watch as he raises his dagger to my jugular.
Then the darkness consumes me once more and I beseech the Mother to look after my loved ones.
Coming to with a gasp, Im once again greeted by the sight of the Seneschals white cloth loafers. Fight or flight kicks in and I shove myself away from the old sadist, sliding across the hardwood floor for all of a second before slamming into two solid posts behind me. The air rushes out of my lungs and leaves me gasping for breath, but I still have the presence of mind to check my surroundings before simply skirting around the obstacle, and a good thing too. If I hadnt, I mightve literally crawled between the Legates legs to hide under his robes, and if that had happened, the Seneschal would no longer have to knife me because I would simply curl up and die of shame. After a long, silent minute of staring at the Legates handsome features and insufferable smirk, I eke out a small, Hello. Swallowing hard, I glance warily at the Seneschal behind me and ask, Is my death sentence on hold or are you here to watch? Just wondering if I should keep struggling against the inevitable.
Your life is in no danger for now, the Legate replies, smiling as he none too gently nudges me away with his feet. Unless youve stained my robes of office with your blood. As you so astutely pointed out earlier, it is a bitch to get blood out of fabric.
Too weak to actually stand up, I lean away from the Legates legs and slide back ever so slightly. It hardly seems polite, but the bastard just tried to have me killed. If he didnt want my blood all over his shiny golden robes, then he shouldnt have sent his stupid seneschal to gut me while he was Concealed in the room.
Hang on. Shiny golden robes. Thats important, but why? Ah, right. Robes of Office are made from Halcyon silk. Expensive shit. If the Legate is wearing them, then that means this is serious, official business, something hes handling with the Emperors Authority. Since the robes are representative of such, it wouldnt surprise me if the penalty for ruining someones Robes of Office is death or worse, so the Legate probably isnt cracking wise and I should refrain from touching his shiny golden self. He also has his jade fan open and in hand, with the Imperial Clans Dragon sigil on full display, which if I recall correctly means I need to kneel and bow or something. The best I can manage is a grunt and slight incline of my head, because while my wounds have been Healed, my side still hurts like a bitch since my body hasnt quite realized Im no longer dying and still wont for a few minutes more.
Thankfully, the Legate is magnanimous enough to overlook my lack of respect, which is good because if he made an issue of it I was going to shove my boot up his ass. Or try to, at least, no matter how suicidal it might seem, because a man has his limits and mine are so far back I cant even see them anymore. I dont take kindly to being stabbed, but for now, all I can do is swallow my pride and suffer in silence.
You must forgive my deception, the Legate begins, not so much offering an apology as he is granting clemency for his own actions on my behalf. Facts needed to be verified and assurances made.
...You had the old bastard stab me just to see if Ive been faking my injuries?
Old bastard he might be, the Legate replies, his smile never faltering as his tone grows cold and merciless, But you will afford Solitary Sword Zhang Jun Bao the respect he deserves.
I see. Glancing at the old Seneschal as he puffs up with pride, I cant help but open my mouth and say, Im not up to date on old, forgotten has-beens, so youll have to forgive me. Exactly how much respect does he deserve?
That sucks the wind out of the old bastards sails, and the Legate even clears his throat to hide what I suspect is a chuckle. Cant believe that earns me a laugh when my penetration innuendo fell flat. Your lacking education is no excuse, the Legate says, waving a hand to signal the end of the matter. He is my Seneschal, and therefore his actions are an extension of my will. Disrespect him, and you disrespect myself.
Im angry and stupid, but not quite suicidal, so I swallow my first, second, and third retorts before finally coming up with an appropriate response. Then in that case, allow this Imperial Consort to amend his statement. You had your lackey stab me to see if Ive been faking my injuries?
Okay, maybe Im pushing my luck by calling the Seneschal a lackey, but I dont care if I hurt his feelings. The motherfucker stabbed me.
Using silence and a stern glare to make his displeasure known, the Legate gently taps his open fan against his lap, which I suppose is a hint that he could use his authority to do horrible things to me, but Im too tired and injured to care. If he wants respect, then I need answers, because theres no point in being cordial to someone who means to kill me, so I weather his glare with exhausted indifference and wait patiently for an answer. After a long minute of staring, the Legate actually backs down first and says, Matters are not as simple as they seem. Consider your situation from an outsiders perspective. A young, Imperial warrior is crippled and sent to the front lines to die. Once there, his most hated Defiled foe gathers a million strong army to march out against him, who then manipulates events so that the two might meet in private. During this meeting, the only impartial, Imperial witness present hears the young Defiled General make a comment about playing games and offers advice regarding negotiating from a position of strength. Leaning forward, the Legates smile disappears as he continues his explanation. Then, to our witnesss great surprise, he hears the young warrior greet his foe by a name which has long faded into legend, a being even this Imperial Legate must treat with respect, if said being were truly still alive after eight centuries since his supposed death.
In hindsight, I probably shouldnt have brought Kuang Biao along to my meeting with Zhen Shi, but this all happened before I knew the Bannermen were skulking in the shadows. Incredible warriors they might be, but the People in general are sorely lacking in communication skills.
After studying my reaction for all of an eternity, the Legate sits back and continues his narration. The introductions complete, the young warrior and old legend share a brief exchange behind a Sound Barrier which our impartial witness is not privy to, aside from the tail end of the conversation in which said legend makes an offer of alliance, an offer which the young warrior takes time to consider. All parties then return to their respective sides, and not two hours later, the crippled young hero demonstrates strength far beyond what a warrior his age should possess, and later offers no plausible explanation for how he came about it. Resting his chin on his free hand, he gently fans himself with the symbol of Imperial Authority and says, Knowing all this, you might understand why it was necessary to go to such extremes to verify all the facts. A wiser man might even suspect that someone in power went to no small lengths to ensure there was no chance of you suffering more permanent harm, accidental or otherwise, for there are many who would rather err on the side of caution and simply have you killed outright instead.
I hate when people are logical and convincing. Im not smart enough to poke holes through his theories. I guess there was a lot more riding on this meeting than I initially suspected. Then again, if I had any inkling of what awaited me, I probably wouldve never come back to the Citadel in the first place and just asked Dad to bring me and everyone else back home. So... whats the verdict? Am I traitor or hero?
Taking a deep breath which may or may not have hidden a sigh, the Legate slumps ever so slightly in his chair without ever taking his eyes off me. Difficult to say, though this Imperial Legate is reasonably certain you are not faking. Others were not so easily convinced since you were still making jokes and wanted to continue testing, but after the third time you nearly died, the Healer informed us you would not survive a fourth, so we had no choice but to force a decision.
...Hang on. Three near death experiences? Why do I only remember two? Is that how I got the holes in my shirt? Were they testing Chi attacks or did a bunch of Eastern Nobles take turns poking me? Also, I guess I didnt go all Primal Instinct on them, else I wouldnt have needed a Healer. Probably because theres no Heavenly Energy to Devour, but Im actually kind of glad it worked out like this. If Id gone all psycho, Im pretty sure they wouldve cut my throat for being Defiled and call a Purge on the People.
Since his withering stare is failing to make me quiver in his boots and change my quippy ways, the Legate gives up on intimidation and continues. With some effort, I made them see reason to spare you, or at least raise enough doubt to keep them from demanding your death outright.
Pretending to take the Legate at his word, I muster up the strength to push myself to my feet and bow in thanks. I am grateful for your assistance. Suspicious as to your motives, but grateful nonetheless.
Accepting my thanks with a nod, the Legate snaps his fan shut and tucks it away into a sleeve. Gratitude is not enough. I will have answers now. How long have you known about... him?
Fan goes away, but robes are still on. Is this Emperor business still or not? Am confused. Also, are we not saying Zhen Shi out loud? Speak of the devil, and he doth appear, that sort of silly nonsense? Then again, seeing how hes hooked up to Spectre Radio, its entirely possible he has eyes and ears everywhere reporting back every use of his name, so theres no harm in being cautious. Ever since I shattered my Core.
And you never thought to share this pertinent information?
Shrugging, I offer my prepared excuse, one I came up with weeks ago and never had a chance to use. Insanity is a defining trait amongst the Defiled. I never actually believed it was an eight-hundred year old monster puppeting the idiot, but its easier to humour him than anything else. Hell, I still dont entirely believe it. Eyeing the Legates reaction and reading his displeasure, I add, But you do. Youre convinced its actually him. Why?
The Imperial Clan has long since suspected he faked his death, the Legate replies, saying much without saying anything at all. And if anyone could survive so long undetected, it would be him. Again, the Legate doesnt say why he believes its Zhen Shi, but this leads to some interesting questions. Does the Imperial Clan know about body-snatching? Or do they have some other secret to long life? Questions which need answering, but Id be stupid to voice them out loud here, and the Legate doesnt give me the chance to anyways. Regardless of your foes true identity, he says, drumming his fingers against his armrest in a rhythmic staccato, I must know. What did he say to you in private?
Mostly senseless ranting. Knowing he wants more, I explain, First, I asked him questions and tried to figure out if Gen was just crazy or if it was really the other guy. Which fits the narrative, since the Sound Barrier went up after I accused him of not being in complete control. Then he did a bunch of boasting about his notes which I didnt understand, because apparently I dont have the complete set. Pausing to see if the Legate will give anything away, I get nothing and decide Im too tired to care anymore. Then came the bog standard recruitment spiel. He started off with Join or die, Ill spare your people if you do, then moved onto were kindred minds, and finished off strong with we will rule humanity together. You know, an employment pitch, chock full of insane lunacy and death threats. I leave out the bit about how Zhen Shi said the Emperor would have me killed if he knew all my secrets, because as loathe as I am to take the old coot at his word, Im equally hesitant to rely upon Imperial Mercy, which as far as I can tell, doesnt actually exist.
The Legate mightve bent over backwards to keep me alive, but I doubt hed so much as lift a finger if he didnt stand to benefit from my continued existence. Or conversely, he mightve saved my life because my death wouldve impacted him negatively, like losing face for backing the wrong horse or something. Chances are, hes either grossly overstating the danger to my life, or he saved me for a multitude of reasons rather than just one, but Ill be damned if I can come up with any other guesses.
While I contemplate his motives, the Legate tap-tap-taps his fingers and silently ponders my fate, and Id be lying if I said it wasnt nerve wracking. Theres something in his eyes which leaves me quivering in fear, as if Ive been stripped bare of everything besides value and risk. Hes calculating my worth and weighing me upon his scales, and if the costs outweigh the benefits, then the Legate will not hesitate to cut me loose with all my friends and family alongside me.
You, he begins, after an insufferably long wait, Present me with something of a conundrum. Youve played your part well as my sacrificial pawn, but your continued survival means you can still be used against me. Now you are almost more trouble than you are worth, yet an investment so tempting even a fool can see your potential.
Well Im sorry I bothered you with my existence. None too pleased at being treated like a commodity, I shift my feet and pray this doesnt go poorly. One must not forget to put a price on peace of mind. Some troubled waters are not worth sailing.
Amused, the Legates smile returns in full force, so charming and almost genuine enough to trust, but not quite. Are you advocating against your own survival?
Of course not. I dont want to be a pawn again, but it sure as hell beats dying. But like you said, Im almost more trouble than Im worth. Part of that is because Im too... visible and your enemies will act against you the moment Im put into play. If thats the case, then instead of devoting resources to my management, why not just leave me be to distract your foes while you concentrate on... less demanding and more reliable investments. I wont act against you or your interests, this I promise you. Im a simple man, Legate. All I want is to recover, fight the Defiled, and then, when its all over, go home and live out the rest of my days in peace.
It appears Imperial Servant Zheng Luo might make a politician of you yet, the Legate replies, still resting his chin on one hand. You are correct. You are far too visible a piece, and since Ive already used you as a distraction once, my foes will not fall victim to the same ploy twice. However, what if I made you my pawn in truth? The ignored sacrifice moves on to become the winning play. Fixing me with an intense stare, he continues, Never once have I made this offer twice, and you, Falling Rain, require my help now more than ever. Accept my aid, swear yourself into my service, and I will devote everything towards speeding along your recovery. I can even promise to allow you your freedom once I no longer require your services.
A tempting offer, especially since Im already firmly in the palm of his hand without enjoying any of the benefits, but when it comes right down to it, I dont want to be anyones patsy. Is working together really so out of the question?
If you understood the stakes at hand, you too would understand. His smile melting away, the Legates eyes unfocus as he stares off into nothingness, no doubt contemplating some future or another. I will not leave anything to chance, and you, Falling Rain, are a confluence of chance and calamity.
How flattering. I bet he tells that to all the boys though. You can never trust a man that handsome. Then again, if I end up regretting swearing myself to his service, I already know how to break my Oaths. All I gotta do is shatter my Core again and Ill be a free man again. Plus, its not like I have to swear an Oath right this second, because I couldnt even if I wanted to. Even then, Im loathe to give him my word while intending to break it later, because... I dunno. It doesnt sit well with me. Is that stupid? Probably, but its who I am, and try as I might, I cant be anyone else. I cannot accept your generous offer, I reply, turning down the Legates offer once again, despite knowing itll upset him. Because if I did, then I would no longer have reason to pursue strength.
The boy speaks true. An unfamiliar voice sounds, and I turn to find Chief Beardie standing by the door with his hands clasped behind his back. Or maybe its not Chief Beardie, and its one of the other two Beardies. I cant really tell, they all look the same, but I do know he was sitting at the table for Divinities the night Mahakala died, or a fourth person indistinguishable from the other three. A human Divinity in the flesh, which is both terrifying and awe inspiring at the same time. Swearing service would be in direct conflict with his Dao and ruin whatever value he might have. Shrugging, he adds, Such is life.
How disappointing. Slumping back in his chair with a sigh, the Legate carries out a brief and silent exchange with Beardie, and I do my best not to panic. Im not one to go down without a fight, but I cant even beat the Seneschal, who I suspect might very well be the weakest person in the room besides myself, so my life is pretty much in the Legates hands. Cant say I like that much, but theres nothing I can do about it except resign myself to fate.
Pull up a chair and sit, the Legate commands, and I hesitate briefly before complying. Wordlessly asking if I should bring chairs for the other two, the Seneschal quietly shakes his head and I plop the closest chair down across from the Legate. Now tell me everything, the Legate says, still displeased by my refusal but willing to let it drop. Starting with your arrival in Sinuji.
Launching into the tale without preamble, I tell him almost everything while avoiding any topic regarding my dissociative identity disorder, my close brush with Defilement, Blobbys existence, Devouring, one with the self, rejecting the world, and a whole host of other uncomfortable topics. Easy enough.
Then the Legate makes me tell the story again, and things become less easy, because now I have to stop and think about what I left out.
The third time around, the Legate takes the lead and questions me on the events in no particular order. This of course adds to the difficulty, but I navigate the pitfalls rather well without giving the game away.
Then he asks me about my Martial Path, and things get really complicated.
Several hours later, the Legate sits back and calls for tea to be served while I sit and stew in concern. Its not easy to lie in front of a master interrogator, and its clear as day that the Legate knows Im keeping many secrets. I dont think he suspects Im Defiled anymore, but he suspects theres something about my Martial Path which I havent told him, because there is. I considered telling him about Baledagh and my mental health issues, but I suspect it would not be good for my physical health if I did. In fact, Im almost certain hed have me killed out of hand, because he doesnt seem like the trusting type, and theres nothing trustworthy about the clinically insane.
You hide many truths, he declares, the accusation given while gesturing at me to pour tea. But it matters not. Your Martial Dao is your own, and I will not begrudge you your secrets. Because he doesnt think theyre of any value? Or because he already knows about them? Does he know because Ive stumbled upon the secret to Imperial Strength? Taking from both sides, Imperial and Defiled alike? I have given it some thought, he continues, speaking over my inner turmoil while snacking on a pastry, And I agree to your earlier suggestion. To work together, he clarifies, upon seeing my confusion. You will cooperate with me against my enemies, and if you betray me, I will visit untold death and suffering upon you and everyone you hold dear.
Delivered with all the emotion of a rock, the Legate isnt so much threatening me as telling me how it is. If I dont play ball, people will suffer and die. Thats the cold, hard truth, so its on me to comply. Not too much better than straight up servitude, but at least now I have a choice. Not much of one, but its still there, so I guess its something. After filling his teacup, then mine, I drain my cup dry in one gulp before putting it down with trembling hands. Okay. Taking a deep breath, I still my nerves and accept my fate before picking out a snack of my own, a flaky sort of strudel stuffed with red bean paste. Its good, but its not tofu pudding good, which I suppose is an appropriate representation of my current value. So what do you need me to do?
Maybe things arent all that bad. Everyones been telling me that life, and the Martial Dao, is all about perspective. Im paraphrasing here, but in the end, isnt it all about finding the truth that suits you, and move on from there?
So Im not a slave, vassal, or lackey. Im... an unpaid intern.
Yea, freedom is so much better than silly things like a salary and benefits. Totes worth.
I should form a union, or at least make some demands, like tofu pudding and a pet lion or five...
Comments
Arnon Parenti
Rain sais unpaid after eating away 5 fortresses worth of porridge
rizen
I should have known it was a test. Good chapter ruff.
This chapter feels like SD - Mafia Edition.
I thought he might go into his rejection of the world...
