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🕑 Added 2015-08-22 05:50:46 +0000 UTC One of the doodles from my doodle page!I uploaded this to dA before making my Patreon, so its actually coming here second. However, things will be uploaded here first from now on!
Here is a little story I wrote for it! lemme know if you like these, because I kinda wanna write more!
Elise is on a date with you when her tummy starts to ruin it. Buttery garlic bread as an appetizer, while nice (especially due to its free nature) was not a wise food choice. Ontop of that, Elise definitely shouldn't have eaten most of the basket. She's already starting to get uncomfortable when the waiter brings another basket of Garlic bread, and the main course: Spaghetti. If she thought that greasy bread wouldnt make her toot, the pasta definitely would. The noodles were filling and kinda gas inducing on their own, but when drenched with cheap marinara sauce, adorned with even cheaper ground beef meatballs and blanketed by melted mozzarella, the poor girl didnt stand a chance. Her butt was already planning it's trumpet solo.
A couple fork-fulls in, her stomach begins churning and gurgling violently. Italian food doesnt agree well with her. What was she thinking?! This was the worst choice for a first date! She stands up to excuse herself to the restroom when her giant behind explodes with powerful, violent flatulence. It blows her chair back with such force that it shatters, and blows some dishes off of the table behind her. Thankfully, it was an empty table waiting to be bused.
That thankfulness wouldn't last for long though, as the smell quickly filled the area. It was such a gut wrenching, nauseating stench that not even a fart fetishist would want to endure it. To add insult to injury, it kind of smells like the food you were planning on eating. The staff are approaching-- with shirts over their noses-- and they look pissed. A lot of the customers had fled from the stink cloud. Needless to say, you are promptly asked to leave.
There is a bright side to the night, though. They dont bother making you pay for their overpriced subpar food! You just have to take Elise away- and she is never allowed back.
As you get ready to unlock the car door, however, you have the crushing realization that you have to drive her home.
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I added to the story to make it more enticing. In a week, since patrons get content a week early, i will update dA and tumblr's versions.
