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Welcome To Hell… Scallops Between the Toe!
🕑 Added 2025-09-17 23:00:05 +0000 UTCWhat are the hottest jobs a man can do? That’s the question on the aunties’ lips this week! (Shout out to the builders with the sl*tty pockets).
Daniel has been Go-Karting (yes, really) and chatting to a Viking-looking man with the DEEPEST voice. And Dane has discovered that a fatal shark attack has happened where he used to go swimming!
There’s also an unfortunate letter from a listener who had a massage mishap after a seafood buffet…
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Comments
BoBo
Hahaha I used to have a housemate who was a tree surgeon - tatted all over, rough as anything but sweet under the surface. Incredibly hot 🥵🫠
Carla LaFleur
A deviled egg and a faberge egg
Niamh
Couples costume - a douche and an asshole
Katherine
Halloween suggestion, Dane as Steve Irwin and Daniel as a crocodile.
Sarah Zeqiri
Halloween - if you want to be ‘down with the kids’, do something from K-pop Demon Hunters!!
Sarah Zeqiri
Apologies but these comments are going to resemble a stream of deranged consciousness. Because I am a little bit drunk atm and adding comments as the episode progresses. I desperately tried to stick with the book club book……. I struggled with it… sorry babes!
Karen Haines
May I suggest Morticia Addams and Principal Weems for Halloween.
Richard Wayne
Amazing, I'm literally playing World of Warcraft as I watch this.
Jen Z
Queer Eye (of New-t!)
Jen Z
Bring Garry on the pod!!
Jen Z
Your comment’s last line…😂
Joanna
The last I heard, the regular Traitors are coming after New Year!
Lucie O'Malley
Daaaaaarlings! Wonderful episode as always. I must make a request of you...if you must reference HP quite so much, please do counteract with an incantation against the grand high TERF lest we all absorb her evil energy via some kind of osmosis. A thousand thank yours!
Sophie
Cowboy - Rip from Yellowstone 🥵
Sophie
I’ve missed you both over the summer! So happy for season 4! ❤️ Halloween - I think you have said that you wanted to be the witches from Wicked in one episode. I think you should go Fantasy or Sci Fi. Embrace what you love darlings! Xoxo
Nicola
May I suggest Halloween costumes for Aunties D, to be Traitors hosts Claudia and Alan Cumming?! The fashion. The drama. The fringes.
Helen D
Enjoyed watching this episode while drinking my first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the (nearly here) witchy season! Cheers.
Helen D
Haha!
Claire Quaile
Omg laughed so much I'm a nurse and when you were talking about everyone reading the same book it reminded me about the time I was on the ladies ward orthopedic I was helping them get washed and dressed- every one of them was reading 50 shades of grey! The average age was like 90! The poor husbands had a shock when those hips recovered!
Dana
Acupuncture aficionado here. But you Absolutely Must pick a properly trained Chinese traditional medicine acupuncturist. I would Never let a white man stick a needle in me if I can help it.
