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Horny Angel
🕑 Added 2016-12-12 09:24:03 +0000 UTCAngels are WAY more depraved and horny than demons.
While demons fully accept and admit to their own debauchery and sinful nature, angels have to constantly repress their urges and completely censor anything in Heaven that they deem "sinful."
Thus, they are EXTREMELY over-sensitized to sex. Couple this with mandatory celibacy, chastity, and not being allowed to touch themselves... and you have a recipe for disaster.
In fact, due to a technicality in the Celestial Document of Law, demons are the ONLY beings that angels are allowed to have sex with. See, according to Celestial Law, angels can't fornicate with other angels, or mortals. But the document was written before the first demon was created... which means they're fair game!
This is one of the reasons demons are so scared of angels. If you are a low-ranked imp, and you see an angel, RUN! Flee back into the Pit where they can't follow!
(Note: IF ANY OMNIPOTENT DEITIES ARE LISTENING, THIS IS JUST A WORK OF FICTION. ;v;)
