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Chapter 904 - To Visit One's Parents

🕑 Added 2024-05-01 10:57:38 +0000 UTC

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Kconraw

Thx for the chapter

Rezkin

My favorite thing!

Chloe

Alchemy salesman from a snake club. OMG. I loved that! Tyftc

Mat

Honestly to Villy the only thing worthy of noted is that Jake is their son and does not warrant interaction and will most just cause harm. With Jake wanting to keep them away from his odd relationship with the Viper, no wants that.

Jeff McCulley

That’s not Jake’s fluid that they’re interested in,

Jeff McCulley

Just wait until Villy asks to get it autographed.

Eammon_Wright

ya i was thinking that as well,

Dragon

I don’t think he can do anything like that till the system stops protecting the new universe

Naotsugu97

Ah, sweet, sweet, grammatical pedantry!

John Looney

I mean technically a shark would see toddler jake look in his eyes then bounce out

Eammon_Wright

i just had a dumb thought why has villy not sent down a projection to have a meet with his new best friends parents?

Nate Grevior

Does anyone know when the next audiobook will be released

Decibel790

I'm just imagining el'hakan launching into some melodramatic speech before a fight, listing a bunch of the things Jake's "done" and how El will outstrip him in every way, la de da... with Jake just sighing and shaking his head. Funny mental image; thanks for the chapter! Glad to see his family is doing well.

Razeel Nightfall

Wow. I bet Villy gets a first edition copy of Jake's book. I can see him now laughing uncontrollably as all this false information goes out into the multi verse. Poor Yip of Yor, all this bad information to use to write Yip's epic.

Ty Cooper

This would be hilarious

Ty Cooper

The dragon flights really want some of that Jake Juice.

Ty Cooper

I wonder what Caleb will have Jake do this visit. He usually finds a way to have Jake toss out some records while he visits. Also that lotus has to be pretty awesome by now. With it linked to the pylon I wonder if it needs fertilizer like the banana Musa or if it grows with the city.

Thomas Todd

Part of the issue is that it could also be read as them saying Jake is their younger son which is just incorrect. My point was that while I understand what Zog is going for it could be seen as an error when published because the wording is a bit ambiguous

Isley

good chappie

kapat

I bet Villy is cracking up about this turn of events.

joel southard

Nice thank you for the chapter

Gavriel

No one expects the (Spanish inquisition) Primordial Church

Gavriel

Noone expects the Spanish inquisition

Olof Karlsson

Thanks for the chapter!

Vinstro

Mom's gotta have cooking if the hot chocolate was described as superb!

Jeff McCulley

Greg is a Heretic to the Church of the Primordial.

Jeff McCulley

The family walks in, and Adam has an “Uncle Jake” popup book in his hands…

Devin

Your not wrong that for sure

Jeff McCulley

Smitten! And they ARE smitten!

WannaBeATree

Exactly. :) maybe some shark fighting.

Jeff McCulley

A theme park!

Jeff McCulley

Grandparenting.

Jeff McCulley

The kid’s what, four? Five?

Johnsmith

Jake once won a staring contest with the sun. There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Jake allows to live. A snake once bit Jake’s leg. After days of excruciating pain the snake died. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Jake. If you want a list of Jake’s enemies check the extinct species list.

Johnsmith

Jake Norris won an arm wrestling competition. With both hands tied behind his back. When he looked into the abyss the abyss looked away. He doesnt read books, he just stares them down till he gets the information he wants. Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Jake stories.

kingofshibainu

I want sylphie to meet Jake's family really badly

Luke Scheffe

The eternal servant watched, so of course he’d know.

Kevin

Who are you talking about? Villy definitely doesn’t get empowered by preventing escalation. Eversmile maybe could, but he is first and foremost a researcher, so it would only be tangentially related to his path and not that beneficial.

Kevin

Jake’s parents definitely have complete aura immunity. I think they’d just invite them in and start treating Artemis the same way they’d treat a pre system girlfriend. That would be amazing.

Kevin

Jesus could walk on water, but at the age of eight Jake Norris could swim on land. One time he killed twelve people by throwing one grenade … and then it exploded. Jake Norris once had a pet squid and lizard. They later became known as the kraken and Godzilla.

Kenneth Welever

Honestly I expect Villy to set up a "danger noodle brewery" at some point and hand them some primordial approved recipes to get it started just to (f$ck with Jake) spread the new faith. Add insult to injury it's gonna be really bomb ass beer so Jake can't really say no to it.

James Faulkner

The Primordial Church strikes again 😂

WannaBeATree

Is Jake gonna be the fun uncle or not? Giving presents/candy? Taking the kid skydiving or riding on a dragon?

WannaBeATree

My theory is that they actively ignore him, because that way they don't give him power. When any of them fought each other in the past, he would apear and try to stop them with diplomacy or throwing himself at their attacks, thereby growing in power and preventing escalation between primordials. They also can't go against him directly, since that would strengthem him more. It would be super funny. A guy that won't ever harm them but one that also prevents them from harming the other primordials. Like a third wheel they can't get rid of, but one that makes sure everyone cooperates even against their will. :) So he could theoretically be the most powerfull god in existence, if the primordials decide to empower him. My guess is the fate of the 7th universe has something to do with it.

DDHG

*Insert TF2 Guitar music* Let me tell you of the great hero. Jake Norris. Even before the system when he did a pushup, he didn't just push himself up off of the earth. He pushed the earth down. When he was bitten by a venomous snake, after 3 days of horrible pain and agony. The snake finally died. When he was a toddler he round house kicked a shark to death only because he wanted shark fin soup instead of milk one day. One time he killed a man with just a slight glance, only because he took the last chocolate Danish.

SnowFreak

I know the church guys are fanatical zealots but I find their shenanigans re:Jake to be hilarious 😂

Micah Molina

LMAO! What a good chapter. My imagination spiraled out of control, wondering if the Primordial Church members along with others like SS propagate these stories that accidently lead to Jake being the Multiverse's equivalent of Chuck Norris jokes: "The Primordials select their Chosen's from the absolute top tier: Jake Thane CHOOSES which Primordial can Bless him!" "When Jake Thane missed his first shot, it pierced through space-time and created the Multiverse." "There's not a being alive that can outright defeat Valdimar. Jake Thane did it while he was in C-grade, twice!" LOL

Cnewton84

I’m actually surprised how much his parents had leveled. Was thinking they may never actually get to D grade. If they hit C grade, that would be impressive. Might just be the insane records from both their children assisting, but I like that they have progressed. Wonder what skills they have.

Bunny Waffles

Legit, I don't think he could have FOUGHT off a shark pre-system at age 5, but he probably could have scared one away, especially when he was that young and still had his presence less suppressed.

Rahsheem Reid

Hilarious! It won’t be a book either, It will be a whole castle depicting his life story.

Ryan Ulrich

That’s only a couple thousand gods at that point. How many are alive today? How many were close enough to the primordials to know the true story of what happened to his wife. Based off conversations, the multiverse just believe Villy destroyed half a universe because he was angry.

Sasquatchachu

I really hope we can some art that revolves around that statue… would be epic

Jason Davis

You mean you're dating ARTEMIS Artemis? Like.. ARTEMIS??

Jason Davis

"“The first one doesn’t sound like it counts,” Debra muttered." That's the part I liked best :)

Ilinorin

Pretty sure plenty of people know what went down. They are just the type to not talk about it because they are smart and don't want to incure the wrath of Villy, or polite enough to not want to, or don't have any reason to comment about it. All the gods alive at that point in time would most likely have some sort of idea that Villy was married and had a kid. And then know he no longer had a wife or kid, went on a rampage, took on most of the other primordials until he calmed down enough to stop rampaging, and then a new multiversal law wen into place.

Trevor Mergen

Thanks!

SmokeJam

I really like it that Jake's parents got a good screen time again. Was a while ago and usually always more in verbatism, but their characters are actually very cool. Wish I had parents like that^^

Sean

I briefly considered what it'd be like for him to bring Artemis over to the folks but that'd just be awkward with the whole divinity thing.

SmokeJam

Oh damn right :D It would actually be hilarious if this somehow affects the Record balance between the gods

SmokeJam

I rather like it. Forces the reader to actually maybe use a sliver of their brainpower for active memory. Or brings people to read the first books again.

ABTelford

Uh oh, Primordial church fanatics on the loose! 😂 haha! This going to be so hilarious!!!

Ty Cooper

I keep chuckling thinking about Felix's sermons about the 5 yr old chosen fighting a shark.

Byl jsem zde Fantomas

Me to.

Ty Cooper

Oh yeah with Felix now preaching with an actual Primordial Church at the Fort. Those stories are definitely working into sermons and preached.

JJB4345_80_815

Yes, thank you for the chappy, Zogarth!

Ryan Ulrich

I was also thinking on the drive to work today how the Eternal Servant may be one of the only entities in the multiverse who knows the true story of what went down in the 7th era between the primordials considering his drive to find out whatever he can about them.

Govir Drauka

Can confirm. Took me a bit to sus out who was the older brother and who the younger again.

ItWasIDIO!!

☝️

ItWasIDIO!!

Well played author man 👏🏾 no one expects the Primordial Church Inquisition

Hunter Thornton

Ahhhh. The time honored tradition of parents never knowing when to stfu. Classic

Lawrence Dillon

Danger noooodleeee

Devin

Wow, so looking forward to that chapter that tells us of the release of info and I bet Jake is going to be just short of getting there in time to stop the release of said info. Also really looking forward to how Adam reacts to Jake.

ReadingObsessed

“No, you’re not,” his dad said with an exaggerated sigh. “Charity workers do good. You’re doing well.” I like this guy.

Devin

I didn’t even think about that part of it!!! Hahaha a story being told and believed by so many fanatics… wonder how that will affect Yips story over all.

Sean

So as a side book you need to write the biography of all of the weird stories the parents told the church. That right there is gonna be awesome and probably destroy YoY all by itself.

Paulo Furlaneto

Thanks for the chapter!!!

Stuart Thwaites

Excerpt from 'Holy Records of The Malefic Viper's Chosen, Jake Thane' "...and for the 2nd time in His life, He used His diaper to save a helpless creature from a speeding truck kun" Truly, The Chosen was and will always be without compare... The capitalization of any and all references to The Chosen is correct! Any who disagreed has already been smited ...smote?

Stuart Thwaites

Same Strato

ChRiAn

Doubtful, Jake still has to much trauma from his last student. But I bet he has already rather goid resistance given the earlier playdates Caleb pushed on Jake.

ChRiAn

I almost expect him to hand Jake a first edition print of the book while sipping a danger noodle beer the next time they have a drink at the Order.

Exaiter

I kinda like other pov chapters, but i totaly agree 😂always need more jake

Thomas Todd

“He does look a bit like our younger son, doesn’t he." I think you were going for a joke that Jake looks like Caleb but it reads a bit strange, maybe change it to he looks like an older version of Caleb instead

Ryan Ulrich

Please let the next chapter be from Adam’s perspective as he meet cool cloak man!

Darshar Griffonmane

Villy is 100% going to take this football he has just been handed and run with it. Revenge for the danger noodle statue. Jake will hate it, Villy will laugh often about it. Just as two good friends should. tftc!

ChRiAn

On the one hand I want chapters showing the reactions from different people to all the stuff mentioned and on the other hand I want chapters with Jake and plot moving forward. And deciding which one I want more while suffering the daily wait is impossible. Curse you Zog, why can't you write more/faster😉!

Valhazstromoz

Who here thinks Adam Wil be Jake's true disciple?

Jonathan

That would cut down on sloshing hot liquid on people.

ValVal

Who needs to weave stories like YipYap does when you’re parents can accidentally get the Fanatics to do it for you?

ChRiAn

Combine that with Greg and I am rather surprised the multiverse is even more inept at fact checking than the real world.

John Balman

I forgot about that, niece and nephew you need to meet this is truth

Brady Taylor

Based on Caleb’s story about Jake taming some wolves in a zoo the shark story seems totally believable to me

ChRiAn

Speaking of, didn't Jake's family tell him to bring Sylphie next time?

Martí Herms

Now I need an epilogue o smtn that is just de biograpy lol

Shawn

Refreshing chapter

Rippchord

"which were only primed to the activated to defend" Primed to be activated

Strato Junon

Wow my brain auto corrected that on the fly. Nice catch

Mantiqore

I love how Jake’s parents sowed chaos by trying to gaslight a few „idiots“ 😂 there’s just too many situations right now that I wanna see multiverse reactions to

Zogarth

Fixed

Zogarth

Fix

Thaynian

Watch this blow up in Yips face somehow

Cory Sauls

TFTC!

bxbxx

I can already see five-year-old Jake fighting a shark become multiversal lore haha Villy is gonna love this. Great chapter! I‘m curious how Adams and Jakes relationship is gonna develop in the future. With Jake getting faster and stronger it’s probably gonna be easier for him to visit his family.

John Balman

Uncle and nephew or niece time is always important

Steven Ramey

Ahh such a good chapter lol oh the woes of having to deal with a fanatical church haha

Alex Gonzales

Thanks for the chapter

Burkes

Not much to say about this one, just good ol family time.

Daniel Dorantes

His mom said "we wave coffee" should be "we have coffee"

Burkes

“In the house next door, he saw Maja with three other women, as well as well as a group of seven kids.” As well twice

brennon Petersen

Tftc!

Zizawah

That was too funny. Poor Jake! Thanks for the chapter!

Joshua Morris

I love how members of the Primordial Church make presystem fanatics look like skeptics.

Michael Fannon

This chapter was truly excellent. Haven't laughed that hard for awhile. Thanks, I needed that.

Strato Junon

Nice to have a family reunion! Thanks for the chapter!

Clint

Where can I preorder the unauthorized biography? 😂

Phasmatic7

Thankies for the chapie zogie

Strato Junon

“Do you want anything to drink?” his mom asked. “We wave coffee and… a lot of different teas." Should be have instead of wave

Pip Mitchell

Tftc, nearly snorted reading that one!

BlackRazaras

Thanks for the chapter

Bob Fight

Ha

Bobtur

First


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