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Chapter 967 - Advanced Meal Prepping

🕑 Added 2024-08-02 11:06:33 +0000 UTC

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Troy Telford

Jake, you freakin moron! lol! Thanks for keeping us entertained! ❤️

Joshua Little

Thanks for the chapter.

Rachel Clements

TYFTC!

NovaZero

Is it a Patreon bug or something?

Lucas beck

Getting notifications for old chapters Again

Daniel Hamilton

🙌 yes, no risk, no reward

Kconraw

Thx for the chapter

Dresden

Ridiculous*

Olof Karlsson

Thanks for the chapter!

Zuuuuuri

There is still hope! Even if smaller than an atom

Azayrian105

Buddy I think you lost the bet.

Numbzy

So skill that will probably get upgraded with desolation. Scales obviously, maybe wings to infuse the poison cloud with desolation, and finally possibly touch. I would really like to see an archery skill get it too. Add it to the layers of his protean arrow. While your fighting off Jake's affinity and the poison, you're quietly getting desolation straight to the soul.

DasGoat622

Yeah wait till Arnold gets his hands on some of the desolation energy

TyranT-Rex

Yeah I think he might be able to make something work with his stable arcane mana and the malefic affinity through touch of the malefic Viper. It would just be nice to see that weapon grow. It already has some insane records because it's base is the same as the original weapon Arnold made for Jake.

Mat

With how slow desolation acts, is it not better to integrate it into poisons rather than a weapon? Like the those poisons that Jake can activate using touch well after introducing to the subject

David Thomas

Jakes gonna needs some legendary tums…

Ty Cooper

But hey he at least warned her for once.

Ty Cooper

It's not. She went with Miranda. The Disiple of Lucenti finished way before Lillian.

Gman

I was reading the prev chapters and anyone else thinks the disciple of Lucenti on the leaderboards is Lillian?

TyranT-Rex

It seems Arnold is currently incorpating the void concepts in a way to allow Jake to use his arcane mana through the void tip with the blackpoint burst, while improving the general piercing power. I'm thinking he might be able to store desolation mana in the energy cores in the handle and use that with blackpoint burst too. I have a similar thought to you that desolation should work well using the void as a conduit.

liquid_helix

Is that what got you the other week? Super market sushi on expiration date? If so that’s rough man. Gotta stay away from that stuff.

Tucker Glick

It can’t be that bad. It was not gas station sushi.

Paperback Hail6

This is Jake we are talking about. He will just throw Jake juice at the problem and it'll obey lol

DirePants

What if there was bloodline that linked one to one’s patron. I wonder if the system could limit that? Doubt it honestly. 🤔

DirePants

I figure he’s going to find a way to use his stable arcane mana to keep “smaller” amounts of desolation stable until it hits a target or explodes through the arcane barrier. Remember that marble he made back during Nevermore’s architect (I think?)challenge? It was made from of his arcane energy. I seem to recall it having some special qualities that seem like it would do well in containing desolation- if it’s HIS desolation- maybe in the same sense that his curse energy is his? I was wondering if that was going to be used later in his journey to contain powerful energies to make explosives or traps- the concept of desolation wasn’t on my radar but now it seems like a possibility.

Kevin

There’s probably some weird long difficult set of magical gymnastics you could do to make the two fit together, but I doubt it will actually happen.

Kevin

I feel like void and desolation are extremely similar. Void is the absence of everything and desolation is about turning everything into that nothingness. I wonder how those would interact? Would desolation just have no effect on void as void is already completely desolate by its very nature?

Thesaogamer Kirito

System events black out the god's connection to their blessed. They can send offerings through their blessings to their patron, but can't speak to the patron or be seen by them.

Paperback Hail6

Actually it said that it TYPICALLY does. Just like how it says it usually can't exist with souls or something. However there is currently a sentient being using desolation on the loose. I'm sure he could figure it out

Jason Davis

Didn’t it say specifically that desolation and curse cancel each other?

Ty Cooper

It would almost have to switch to a trinity affinity if it got incorporated Desolation is too different from destruction. One is erasure of whatever while one is big boom. How would you like to remove the mark? An eraser or a stick of dynamite? Both answers are correct.

Ty Cooper

Eternal crowbar does sound like a fun Friday drink though

Lynderyn

Desolate Void, Mythical Dagger #2. I like it.

Lynderyn

Epic cliff for Friday

Stuart Thwaites

Stage 1 of desolation food poisoning: indigestion. Burning in the stomach and throat. Stage 2: gas. Gurgling gut and disintegrating fumes that puts holes in pants, chairs and floors. Stage 3: The Unspeakable!

Tyler S.

Would be better if he combined it with his Void blade

ShivaMcTimber

Haha! ah Colin of the Apocalypse - this had similarities

Anthony Jenkins

i just keep hearing villy tell him to lick it like the gift from the void god lol

Paperback Hail6

I have a eerie premonition that sometime in the future we might very well see a eternal desolate hunger making a appearance

TyranT-Rex

I would like to see Jake and Arnold work to incorporate desolation into his nanoblade Katar. A void tipped nonblade Katar of desolation would be dope.

Liam

damn, boi got a big appetite

Inv7ctus

I was expecting to finally see Eternal Hunger Arrow edition. Instead we got...crowbar. Im not sure how to feel about this.

ReadingObsessed

To put it politely 😂 that killed me. Was so unexpected.

King Nereus

If the gods could see, why would EH need to send the recording to Yip? I think they are blacked out from the event entirely.

DeAngelo Wilson

Lmao! Love the food poisoning/sushi reference Zog xD I could feel yours and Jake’s pain vividly, hahaha. Thanks for the chapter.

Adam Fore

It would be cool if he uses desolation to upgrade his scales. Such as he can switch them from desolation to absorption depending on the scenario similar to how his arcane affinity works, but less fluid like he can summon either variant, not switch them at will

joel southard

Nice thank you for the chapter

Cordell Patrick

It could be a missing third piece. Consider that his current forms are stable(creation) and destruction (destruction) then having desolation add in as the nothingness his creation comes creation comes from and his destruction returns to makes sense

Ethan

Jake: Palate sure is nice, didn’t know I could tuck down planetary cores! Villy: you hwattttt?

Tyler S.

They have ways of viewing but little ways to interact

EmmericH.

It makes me think about Colin in HWFWM

solomon pagan

The gods can't see what's happening because of the system event but I would love to see their reactions

James Faulkner

Time for Desolation to be integrated into Jake’s arcane affinity! I hope the next chapter is a Villy chapter so we get to see his reaction to this insanity lol.

Jose Reyna

TFTC

Michael Lambus

Creative

Blaq Jesus

I agree and that's just through sheer domination I believe.

Kendra D

And thats why we keep coming back lol

Blaq Jesus

I think his only way of using desolation is through the Malefic skills. Considering even pallet was used to house the core and scales to block the energy. I don't see him applying this to arrows as "desolation" doesn't seem to meld well with much of anything. Even in demonstration you see his arcane affinity arrows break down in front of the desolate energies. But who knows? I've been wrong before.

Mathias

Im pretty sure villy would be able to watch if he really really wanted to

Jake Atwood

I don’t think what his bloodline did was desolation I think it just made every record in the area return to nothing

Thewalterwhite

I honestly thought eternal Hunger was in for a feast. Didn't expect jake to do the feasting. Love it though

NoctisMi

I'm wondering if this will be helpful beyond evolving his malefic skills. His bloodlines concept he used against valdemar was something where he created space absolute nothingness right? The space was desolate of space, that's why valdemar wasn't able to move his through it. So I can see his bloodline resonating with parts of the desolation concept or I'm just completely on the wrong track and his bloodline works in a different way🙃

Azayrian105

I did not think of that and you know what I think that would be the ultimate addition to his Destructive Arcane Mana. To have the concept to completely remove something. I like it.

Imox

Well, I don't think "pure" is the right word, I'm pretty sure his affinity is already supposed to be "pure" destruction and stability, but I can definitely see the desolation being incorporated somehow

lemiweinks

For sure, this and the return of doom foot lmao

ForTheAfro

Their catching up conversation after the event is gonna be legendary

Phasmatic7

Thabkies for the chapie zogie

Kevin

Do you think Jake will incorporate some aspects of desolation into his destructive mana? Make his mana a more pure and absolute form of destruction that can erase soul shapes and other things? At the very least, I expect him to start working desolation into his arrows.

lemiweinks

Missing villy being able to react at times like this

Devin

It would be funny to see eternal hunger become sentient and tell jake off about all the stuff he does

SmokeJam

Well that's worse than food poisoning, Jake can't go to the toilet with that thing now if he doesn't want to destroy a good chunk of Earth. At least Eternal Hunger might finally get a proper sister weapon.

Adrianna Bailey

My favorite part is Eternal Hunger not giving a flying fuck about Desolation, but is utterly disgusted with it anyways lol. I wanna see Jake make his other katar out of Desolation just to watch the weapons argue with each other XD

Sasquatchachu

🌑+🗡️=🌙+🐍=🧘🏻‍♂️&🤢= 🍑💨=😵‍💫🤕🤡

Lawrence Dillon

Love the chappie

VirtSecurity

Was this a bit personal Zogarth? “ he was now in for perhaps the worst case of food poisoning imaginable… likely even worse than the result of eating supermarket sushi on its last best-by date.”

Trevor Mergen

I love the title of this chapter

Trevor Mergen

Thanks!

Kyler

Can’t yet since they can’t see anything atm

Titaniumtac

Explaining eternal hunger and it's power, then used and formed as a crowbar. Brilliantly done

Tetsu-nii

Not yet, since Villy can't live-stream this system event, but he's sure to once he bears about it! 🤣

ItWasIDIO!!

That last line had me feel validated for not buying it even when the craving hits when I see it

JB

You had to throw the supermarket sushi in there as a reminder not to do that again huh? Lmao

Nate Slusher

Truly sadistic! Tftc!!

Thenais

Should have burped it whole 😜

Gnothi Seauton

Well, the last time he ate something he shouldn't, the drop of the Viper's blood helped out. I bet that happens again.

Andromeda Adams

Villy, I’m sure will find this extremely stupid and hilarious! Tyftc

Lynderyn

did so no energy -> did so in a way that no energy?

Meruem92

I bet the viper is laughing his ass off

Jan Backhaus

man i love this so much

Burkholt

I totally had the same thought!

Trugath

It really is Kirby inhale. He needs some tips off of Sandy asap.

John Balman

Honestly this is probably going to be the best thing for him prepare to face "I"

Zack Leach

You evil bastard, leaving a moment like that on friday? The cruelty.

Arieh Sochaczevski

Thanks for the chapter! I think it’s time for Jake to return to the moon. Spit the core out there, break it in half again. Eat one quarter, and leave the other one to mess with the crazy b-grade ghost. Why is everyone being so harsh about this decision? It is so clearly part of his path, and he has good reason to think he can manage things one way or another. … like I said, in the worst case, dump it on the moon. Better than blowing the moon up.

Matthias

tftc

nrcs1995

Jake said, yup. This is anti-matter cuz it don’t matter. *Kirby inhale*

Paulo Furlaneto

Tftc

BlackRazaras

Thanks for the chapter

Zuuuuuri

Jake’s gonna make another stupid weapon that has a name like eternal nothingness…

DirePants

🤦🏾‍♂️ fuckin Jake… I mean I get you… it’s just like… Fuckin Jake man 😩 bruh! Why is he like this??? This needed to be a cliffhanger because I need to process this mfs choices in life 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

Zuuuuuri

Azayrian? I think I’m gonna lose this bet…

Ty Cooper

Tftc. Great chapter. Wonder what crazy OP power up Jake is going to get from this. It might be rough but Desolation is one of Villy's main power set. He is probably finally going to make his wings an effective attack.

Conclave

Aaah so that's what happen when Villy ain't here to tell Jake things like "Lick it" with the Void Marble.

Reno

Aww, he saved half for Sandy. 🥺 That's so nice of him.

A Flashy BR

Jake! Why would you do this on a Friday!! :( :P

Clint

Oof. Why would you bring that thing back home?! This is going to be Eternal Hunger part 2, isn’t it? And sushi with a best-by *date*?! 🤢

Kt-x

Thanks for the chapter!

Mr. Truthly

Im gonna shank that core

ForTheAfro

I love that Jake just responds how most of us legitimately would “FUUUUUCK” then does something reckless and stupid. Love this dumbass

James Evans

Is that referencing your food poisoning after your bday?

Psyck0

This time on epic meal time!....

Nate Oppy

😂 impossible

Pierre-clément LAMBRIX

Jake is fully following the steps of the greedy and voracious malefic viper.

Bladehawk256

It's gonna burn going in and coming back out lol

Boombaga

Oh my lord I cannot wait to see both Miranda's reaction at his idiocy, and Villy either absolutely cackling to himself at his mates idiocy, or shaking his head and getting out the catalogue of new chosen who aren't stupid enough to eat half a desolated planetary core in c grade 😂😂

Cory Sauls

Now that! Is a spicy meatball.

Anthony

Yup. Planet finna disappear off the map altogether and the universe is gunna shit a brick that this c-grade mofo just ate the planet. Then they gunna flip a bitch when they find out it was a planet stricken by desolation

Stuart Thwaites

began to shink as it flew toward Jake shrink

JJB4345_80_815

Yes, thank you for the chappy Zogarth!

Jennifer Leigh

Poor Miranda. She knows her boss is crazy.

Burgerlover

TFTC just wanted to let you know shrink was spelled as shink when Jake swallows the core “began to shink as it flew toward”

One Winged Angel

"Eyyo! Is that the literal definition of anti-matter? Dont mind if i do!" *Gulp*

Forrest Williamson

Poor Miranda...For her, every day ends in "Why?!"

Jackdaw

Jake better not let out the fact that he swallowed half of a planetary core, the act has Malefic Viper written all over it lol

Tilen Praprotnik

Thanks for the chapter

mitchell kaiser

Name a more iconic duo than Friday and cliffhanger.

Lay Nkay

Jake really? It's 3 more days before the next episode 😭😭

Stevean Bozek

Jake is such a fucking idiot but it'll definitely work out. Protagonist powers are undeniable

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Jonathan Haverlid

Thank you


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