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Chapter 1086 - Old Man Vibes

🕑 Added 2025-03-03 12:14:14 +0000 UTC

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John Rooney

Man, which one. SS got "GAME". Let's just say he was "busy" in Nevermore.

Colin

Goat

The Dregs

Who was the other lady SS “slew”?

Trumangolorian

Damn the old man still has it lol. But finally time to go see Artemis. Have wondered if they still would be something or if that was just a nevermore fling.

vio

Same same

Kasey Lindenmayer

The old man Rizzler

MacMahon Wenzl

I called it 2 chapters ago... I see where he got the nickname "Sword" Saint

Phil Ritter

I’m really wondering how long it will take for Jake to get serious with Artemis. Irin is surely hoping it will take a while since it would mean the end to his direct leveling service. At least I hope it will mean that

Phil Ritter

I wouldn’t say any woman. Just any woman above a certain age

Hezekiah Laguatan

First the reveal that he had a harem, the fact that he can charm seemingly any women into calling him "hubby", and now this. I'm starting to believe that maybe Jake isn't the main character

Corvid

Even if he doesn't make it to godhood he's already immortalized. Real question is what his godly title would be. The Primal Hunter and The Silver Fox?

Corvid

I don't think it's unwittingly if there's intent already. He's basically in already too after getting into a dick measuring contest with Valdemar and proving his was bigger

Corvid

Dude I now want an entire side story written about umbra just being petty and trying to fuck with Jake, like pink panther style

Corvid

Definitely wouldn't revive him before recording him and duskleaf standing over a bucketful of Jake paste giving speech about dying doing what he loved, hunting prey he wasn't qualified to.

Elijah Belfer

Sword Saint better make it to Godhood man, would be really dissapointed if he didnt.

Corvid

Above their station maybe but obviously not their ability.

Corvid

He said "you couldn't even properly form a harem in nevermore when the floor was engineered for it, you are beyond my help."

Corvid

The old man once again proving that being a master of the sword has more than one meaning.

Xien

Old man flexing is nothing to mess with.... Take time young grasshopper!!!

SqrlyGrly

Pretty sure monogamy is a decision, not an expectation in the ph verse.

Joshua Little

Thanks for the chapter.

Paulo Furlaneto

I Hope minaga

Death56

I audibly laughed sword saint got game

SuprKDrgn

We thought Jake and Artemis was peak. Nope, the Sword Saint is … I have no words because he pulled a Leonardo DiCaprio. This is the most unexpected and funniest chapter.

Rewdan

Thanks Zogarth this is one of the funniest chapters I’ve read. Absolutely love it

Samuel Nelson

None that'll work for you 😜

Michael Ferguson

MOOOAR!

Michael Ferguson

Villy and the Saint in one chapter! So good! I can't stop laughing! 🤣

Tristan

Ive been excited for this thanks for the chapter Mr Zogarth

Alex

Villy wrapped the gifts in such a strong layer of anti-identification magic that not even Jake’s fucking BLOODLINE can figure out what the fuck they are. Nobody’s going to know that Jake has them on him — at best they’ll assume Jake is carrying gifts for the Pantheon of Life for the political reasons Villy describes, but they won’t have any idea how valuable they are. Also, attacking Jake to steal gifts given by the Viper to Yggdrasil would be pissing off not one, but TWO Primordials, so I don't see a situation where someone would do that. Ever.

Noname

Yea but he’s to weak to prevent any gods from killing Jake and getting those valuables

Patrick Kenney

multiple laugh out loud moments. great chapter

Sarianne

🤣

brjenness

it's going to be snappy. when they get their Artemis will run up all excited, "oh my god it's you." and give ... snappy a huge hug to Jake's surprise. we find out later they met when Artemis was a mortal and was accidently hunting in snappy's territory...Artemis shared her hunt with him and they became great friends for a while.

Tom C

Called it a couple chapters ago. None can resist the Sword Saint charisma! “Paint me like your French girls Miyamoto” LOL TFTC!

Jose Reyna

TFTC!!!!

SyndaXatrix

Meira is in Nevermore, and if she was there at the start of the week, I doubt her Nevermore time ends coincidentally while they wait for Sylphies lesson

Lorenzo Campari

Death by Snu Snu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KenTX325

Good guess. Taking Mira would be good if she was available. The sprout Duskleaf should be available.

Katrina Lucas

Love the romance novel vibe... but the complement section is a bit verbose for him? Perhaps you might redact to.. “Not that I dare take credit. A layman could paint beauty when he need only capture an iota of the subject's (captivating, stunning, etc.) beauty.”

Max

Maybe Karroch the beast taming god from the Tutorial/the Sky whale? As a beast tamer He probably could find something to do there.

Bi-Dailey

TFTC

Lizy Flore

Im remembering that one 😂

C. Adkins

Okay, but like, that should def be part of the Villy/Jake pact re resurrection. A God(dess) would’ve killed him. So it counts, right?

Ty Cooper

Yeah Irin is now a frisky Miranda in the order taking care of his needs that aren't running a galactic council for him.

Drew

Miyamoto, you dog.

Alex

There was that one hunter way-back-when Jake did that trial dungeon to determine what rank his order token would be; he was just a mortal image in the dungeon, but the dude was apparently a proper god in the real world, and a member of the Order’s hidden ones.

Alex

It makes sense from a certain point of view; we can all agree that Jake will become a god at some point — it’d be fucking rough if he got into a committed relationship with a mortal that couldn’t make it to immortality. Saves a lot of potential grief if his partner was a god from the start.

Alex

I dunno, Artemis is a Godqueen, if she took an aphrodisiac made by the best Alchemist in the multiverse she could kill Jake by accident with her…enthusiasm.

The Uub

Any further speculation on the gods providing escort? Someone below mentioned Minaga, and that could be, but Jake mentioned a group. One God could be from the Order, possibly that Celestial that Snappy recruited in Nevermore while he was finishing off the Hegemon dogs who called themselves gods. Also possibly a new character if they also include a god from the Pantheon of Life. Either way, I'd still be happy if we got more All Legion.

Daniel is ŁØNE

Doesn't Umbra want to enter an infinite game of Tag with Jake to improve her stealth, I see possibilities

Biggy smalls

Plus the last time the did the tango Jake hadn't taken the number 1 spot of nevermore or defeated his enemy chosen. I'd imagine the gains Jake makes between visits helps her path. He's anything but a stagnating figure she has in many ways staked her path on. Much like Miranda in many ways.

Kevin Watson

common slutty sword saint W

Polaris

Minaga + rare and valuable treasure = Jake getting robbed blind

kinglemur

I’m pretty sure natures attendant and Yggdrasil are married

SinCinnamon

Vampire baby! Sword Saint’s new heir.

JJB4345_80_815

Yes, thank you for the chappy Zogarth!

brjenness

or snappy because he has some cultivation task he's been waiting a few hundred billion years to do...or because he has a huge crush on artemis

brjenness

and they get attacked some how and we get to see dusky shatter some stuff

brjenness

rad...totally tubular

ThatGuy

Audio book 11 is available for preorder on audible :) it'll be out in the 5th

Rob Lyon

I remember when things were da bomb.....lol

Rob Lyon

A god tier aphrodisiac

Ty Cooper

Lol well they old man has pulled a godqueen with quite the status while just pulled an almost godqueen.

SetherAedekae

Sword saint fucks

Blackbriar

I love it! The old man's got some swagger! :D

Ty Cooper

It was 19 levels I believe the first go round. But I wonder what levels she pulled this time. I dont think she cares if anyone sees her level gains this time. Apparently the get exp from prestige and connections so she could probably pull extra levels just by walking through the office. Get a double exp boost.

Ty Cooper

That would be fun but I bet it's Duskleaf to get some herbs

Ty Cooper

The old man has a competitive spirit and all

Ty Cooper

Nope

brjenness

can unique lifeforms get blessed?

ABTelford

Any tips? 😂

Daniel Brian

Just wait until you go through a few generations of it. My personal least favorite was 'lit', but I come from the generation when we said 'pimpin', so I can't complain too much! Lol

Havoc99

Anyone else feel like Zogarth did this to even jake and Miyamoto out with the godly gfs?

Bartlomiej Głowacki

Valdemar mentioned it to eversmile during the final showdown, so how u dont realized it then?

Allie May

While yip and Villy went into the void sphere, Valdamar and Eversmile both talk about why theyre there, it's because they both owed Villy a favour. It was a massively long game, especially the hand print and sending Yip to Valdamar.

brjenness

all the new slang sounds dumb

Almer Reyhan

ARGHH I NEED MORE OF THIS DOPAMINE HITTTT

AfroMocha

Miyamoto the rizzler!

Daniel Wells

I am guessing a super powerful fertility drug

Andyr98

Sword saint be pulling a god queen and jake here with a almost god queen they both be reaching above there ability

Trevor Mergen

Thanks!

Daniel Wells

Well we don't know what the scale of diminishing returns are. Hwever last time it was a 10 race level jump I think from one night. They spent a whole week this time so I am guessing 20 levels in C grade maybe?

Zogarth

Fixed some stuff.

Hayden Leech

❤️❤️❤️

Daniel Wells

🤣thats a total Villy move

Zogarth

Fix

Julian

"I'm a big fan, could I have your autograph?"

S Lorino

Needs moooorrrreee

Phasmatic7

Thankies zogster

James Faulkner

Literal god-tier game 😂

James Faulkner

Rizzlord Miyamoto goddamn 😂

Dougie Mitchell

Paint me like one of your vampire godqueens ?

Borbino the great

That would be so perfect I can always go with more minega

DDHG

After so long, and watching one little god squirm at Jake in Nevermore for so long. We are finally going to see Artemis get flushed by a C grade. I can’t wait.

Paul B

The reaction of her finding out that Jake had her (what amounts to) ancient noods with him this entire time will be 🤌🏾😂

ReadingObsessed

So what's the over-under that it's just an aphrodisiac?

SyndaXatrix

I'm so hoping we get to see my second favorite Unique Lifeform as our interstellar guide

Paul B

😂😂😂😂🤌🏾

Phallusar

Due to the difficulty of gods conceiving with each other, so S grades are the next best thing.

Lynderyn

And a disguised Villy

Lynderyn

Only C grade mortals, Villy mentioned it’s common for S grades to date gods

Andyr98

I'm just glad jake is taking it serious and might actually take interest in Artemis instead of just being casual about it

Specter

Thank you! Still sounds dump. -> dumb

Arieh Sochaczevski

Thanks for the chapter!

James Squibb

Please be Minaga lol.

Gareth Morgan

Undoubtedly it is massage oil or something like that. The entire setup is for Jake to unwittingly proposition Artemis

Jordan Rogers

I’m just gonna assume reaching peak c grade is why she’s having a meeting with her mentor the velvet mistress…

Jordan Rogers

I get this ain’t smut, by stats are pretty important in litrpg’s…..

Jordan Rogers

Irin’s gains?

Karim Saadi

Truly, those two are destined rivals. only mortals to rizz up gods

Michael Fannon

So the guy that had a harem, and told Jake not to get one because they are too much trouble, just added one of the oldest vampires to his? See there's game, and then there's the sword saint's game.

Ty Cooper

Lol i knew the old man would get up to something with Katherine. 😘 I am realy looking forward to the Pantheon of Life arc. Ha and Villy doing Jake a solid with Artemis getting a nice bottle as well. Hope Jake gets a really good bow!

Gafgarion

I sure do hope so

Charles Travasos

Minaga

Xander

Probably Vodka

dash w

Thanks for the chappy

Roy

ty4c Zogarth:)

cody kidd

I have been re-listening to book ten in preparation for the book eleven audiobook so the Sword Saint's legendary rizz wasn't as much of a surprise. The real question is what is in the bottle he is supposed to give to Artemis? Yall know damn well that Villy made something guaranteed to cause monumental amounts of embarrassment especially if Jake says its from him.

JSC

Totally off chapter topic. But I’m listening to the Audiobooks for the first time and realized that Villy and Eversmile had made a pact for a favor in the second book over Williams corpse. Zog played the long game on Yip of Yore’s death

Julian

It would have been a great move for Jake to bring out the old portrait of Katerine and put it on a spare easel for comparison.

brjenness

Wait until you see the artist formerly known as the fallen king unleash his rizz on Yggy. He has her blushing like a school girl.

Cody

Sword Saint has that old man Casanova energy.

Xander

TFTC :) Suggested edits: "At least I’m fairly confident *at least* half the gods..." repetition but only mildy. I'm going back and forth on this one. Maybe ditch the second "at least" or change it to "more than"? "Still sounds *dump*. " should be "dumb" "with low-tier gods as their *Chosen* " should be patron "there technically *wasn’t* any going on that day" should be "weren't

Lizy Flore

I think it’s the first time we’ve seen Jake stutter. I’m laughing out loud 🤣

Cory Sauls

TFTC!

Jaydan Man

It's gonna be Minaga isn't it

Rick Delallata

The Sword Saint has so much rizz it's crazy. Guy had a harem before the system, stole most of the demon lord's harem in Nevermore, and now is painting vampire goddesses like French girls

IntenseSushi

Tftc, looking forward to the first major arc post chosen showdown

Max

Great chapter, gave me a good laugh 😆.

Jennifer Leigh

Couple of words: “Still sounds dump -> dumb low-tier gods as their Chosen -> Patron

mitchell kaiser

Happy Monday!

mitchell kaiser

Sounds dumb I imagine

Jack

The Sword Saint is the absolute Goat

Daniel Brian

"Sounds dump" Is that new slang or perhaps a typo?

Bootysnorkler

Sword Saint indeed and I’m talking about the other sword lmao

Andrew Lavoie

Thanks for the chapter showing just how suave the sword saint is

eatingpitza314

springtime erection

Tilen Praprotnik

Thanks for the chapter

Alexander C Hyde

To Jake’s surprise, she listened and didn’t move her body. She did speak, (though)tho.

A Flashy BR

Tyftc !! And sheesh Sword Saint

Kt-x

Thanks for the chapter 🙂

Alexander C Hyde

On that note, there technically wasn’t (anything)any going on that day, but the teacher in question had noticed Sylphie in one of the lessons and offered to provide some one-on-one guidance.

joel southard

Nice thank you for the chapter

Noname

Tyftc

Darshar Griffonmane

While many would want to be the MC like Jake and all of his power, many of us secretly want to be the Sword Saint and his god-tier game with the ladies. He was painting a vampire godqueen semi-nude. Hail to the Saint. Man, pantheon of life is going to be so much fun cause Jake -is- dense and there are going to be so much chaos over there. tyftc!

Unwillingmainer

He may have those old man vibes, but his game is on POINT! And love Villy having fun at his poor Chosen's expense.

Jon Hanson

Possibly suggestion would be " only thing moving being her mouth" otherwise great chapter

Alexander C Hyde

“Still sounds (dumb)dump. What happened to helping friends just out of the kindness of your heart?” Jake said with an exaggerated sigh.

BlackRazaras

Thanks for the chapter

Connor

Thanks for the chapter

BumAssBumAss

Thanks for the chapter

Naotsugu97

Old man powers are always on point! TFTC.

Fatkage

Tftc

Beemoss

Tftc


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