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Chapter 1147 - A Bloody Hard Time
🕑 Added 2025-05-29 11:20:48 +0000 UTCMiranda took a moment to process the request as she shook her head. “You are aware that the moon is currently having a bit of a ghost problem.”
“I am indeed,” Nanna confirmed. “A B-grade is occupying it, to be exact.”
“Right,” Miranda nodded. “And a B-grade that I’m fairly certain the World Leader has plans to hunt down. Last time I checked, this ghost caused him quite some grief and even severely injured the Chosen of the Boundless Hydra. With that in mind, he definitely considers it his prey.”
“He likely does, but that doesn’t mean he has a monopoly over wanting revenge. As you just said, the Chosen of the Boundless Hydra is the most wronged party by the Ghostvine Sovereign. Seeing as the Chosen of the Malefic Viper is currently indisposed, Sandy has agreed to allow Arnold to stand for Operation: Moonfall.”
“Operation: Moonfall? Really?” Miranda asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Named by Sandy, and apparently also someone called Tom? Either way, the name isn’t important. Originally, Arnold considered just launching this operation on his own, but I believe it would be best to approach you first,” Nanna said. “The moon is halfway considered a part of Earth, and the World Leader does have some control over it, so I wanted to run things by you first and ask if Arnold can claim it.”
Miranda got quiet as she considered the offer. In truth, the situation on the moon did remain a concern for her. Having a B-grade lurking above their heads like that was unsettling, even if it had been reported that this B-grade seemingly didn’t have any true intelligence.
This lack of intelligence could also turn out to be a danger, though. Creatures like the Ghostvine were driven by instinct, and the instinct to grow was stronger than any other. When the moon stopped being a suitable source of nutrients, it was bound to seek out Earth, and while Miranda was confident they could handle the moon invading them, she would prefer to avoid such a situation ever taking place.
That’s why Arnold’s offer to take care of the lurking threat was tempting. Having Arnold set up shop on the moon would also solve the space issues he was currently suffering from, and by the time even the moon became too small for the scientist, he should have good enough spatial expansion tools to make it work.
Having him up there was also another layer of defense for the planet. Miranda was fully aware that Arnold was as deadly as any of the other peak geniuses on the planet, and his presence would serve as a deterrent to any would-be troublemakers. If she granted him the moon, she would also have some level of influence over Arnold and have him owe her and the planet a favor. More so than he already did.
The only real problem with giving Nanna the go-ahead was Jake’s reaction to learning someone had potentially stolen his prey. However, she didn’t want to let such concerns stop her from making the decision she believed was best. Jake hadn’t called dibs on the Ghostvine Sovereign, and Nanna did have a point that Sandy was the one with a more rightful grudge.
Still, she wanted to play things safe, and considering she had a legendary skill with the sole function of contacting Jake across nearly any distance or space, reaching out to him wouldn’t be overly difficult.
“I’ll give preliminary approval for now, but I’ll need to check in with the Chosen of the Malefic Viper before providing you with a final answer. I will expect you’ll be granted permission, though,” Miranda said. “In the meantime, we’ll also have to draft up what an agreement for handing over the moon would look like. I’ll also need some more insight into what exactly you plan on doing up there.”
Nanna smiled as she summoned a tablet and handed it to Miranda. Accepting the tablet, Miranda saw it was already full of blueprints and plans, making her chuckle and shake her head. “I got the feeling you were still in your initial planning stages.”
“To Arnold, his initial planning stages look like others’ finished projects,” Nanna smiled, Miranda unable to argue against that one.
Briefly scanning what she’d been handed, Miranda had to give him credit. He had a lot of plans for the place, none of which she objected to. After a minute or two of getting a basic understanding, Miranda nodded again.
“Alright, this all seems good, but as I said, I’ll have to contact the World Leader to confirm it's fine,” Miranda reiterated.
“We will wait patiently,” Nanna bowed.
“But just one question before you go,” Miranda said, putting down the tablet and looking Nanna straight in the eye. “From everything I’m seeing here, the Moon isn’t your only choice. There is plenty of barren land on Earth, so be honest with me... Arnold just wants a moon base, right?”
“I’m unable to neither confirm nor deny that Arnold’s self-admitted childhood dream of having a moon base may have influenced his viability assessment models,” Nanna smiled in response, confirming what Miranda had indeed suspected.
“Figures,” Miranda sighed. “Say, from one personal assistant serving an eccentric genius who is equally likely to destroy or better the world to another, what is your coping strategy to deal with... well, Arnold, in your case?”
“Raunchy romance novels,” Nanna answered without a shred of hesitation or shame. “You would be surprised how many are still being produced, even now. I would recommend that you read some, but I would be careful if I were you, or the experience would leave you less sane.”
“Why?” Miranda asked curiously. Sure, it had never really been her thing, but getting a new hobby could be an idea to better destress when Jake got too Jake-like.
“Fan fiction,” Nanna answered, looking Miranda straight in the eyes. Miranda took a moment before she realized what she was hinting at.
“... I should make a law against that.”
“If you do, don’t have it work retroactively,” Nanna said, remaining bereft of shame.
“This conversation has left me more stressed than before,” Miranda said, leaning back in her chair. “I guess I’ll just stick to working until I either suffer a nervous breakdown or get accustomed to it. Willpower is one hell of a stat sometimes.”
“Also, my highest stat for a good reason,” Nanna smiled. “Will you reach out once you’ve contacted the Chosen of the Malefic One, or should I come by again at a later date?”
“I’ll send someone to inform you,” Miranda waved her off. “Oh, and do tell Arnold I wish him luck in ridding the moon of its haunted nature.”
“I believe the phrase he used was to “bust” the moon,” Nanna chuckled. “All while humming a familiar theme song.”
“Goddamn geniuses and their childish natures... either way, good luck. Both in dealing with the moon and the one who’s going to deal with it.”
Nanna thanked Miranda for her well wishes as she took her leave, Miranda letting out a loud sigh. While this brief meeting had left her with even more work, it had admittedly also helped her mental state a little, as Miranda couldn’t help but smile at the knowledge there were other people out there dealing with the same kind of bullshit she was.
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Life and Vitality.
Both were words, some even considered identical. Yet, when it came to conceptual understanding, there was a vast gulf between the two. One that Jake would have to properly understand if the plan to upgrade Blood he’d formed would come to fruition.
Life was nothing more than an affinity of energy, and on the surface, a lot simpler to get a basic understanding of. It was one that was considered relatively high in the ranking of concepts, equal to the concept of death, but still below that of time and space. Of course, classifying concepts into how complex they were was a mostly meaningless exercise, as all concepts were inherently boundless in nature.
Vitality, on the other hand, was far simpler, yet on the scale of conceptual power, far beyond any of the regular concepts. Vitality was a stat that determined the amount of life points someone had, at least that was the most immediate effect.
Higher Vitality also increased the regeneration speed of the body as well as the health pool. However, the reason why Vitality was considered so complex was because of the things it could do that simple comprehension of a concept never could.
When one increased Vitality, one also increased lifespan. To all life-based creatures in the multiverse, it was the stat that governed how long someone would live within their grade and race. If two people of the same race were both at the peak of C-grade, and one had significantly higher Vitality than the other, that person could potentially live thousands of years longer.
Of course, there were other factors. Elves naturally lived longer than humans, though the gap did lessen as one progressed through the grades. Then there were those who never had Vitality in the first place or had forsaken it. To many of these, the only limitation to their lifespan was the absolute limit of the soul imposed at every grade. A barrier one could only break through by stepping into godhood.
Meanwhile, the life affinity was a natural one that could be found in the atmosphere anywhere life thrived. The entire domain of the Pantheon of Life was filled with it, and merely being in that kind of environment sped up natural regeneration.
Jake had wondered a bit for a while how exactly Dina’s magic worked. Or Eron’s, for that matter. Healing magic in general had always been odd in Jake’s mind, as it seemingly broke the rules of how magic was meant to interact with other people.
Most kinds of magic, even the helpful kind, one had to accept being affected by it or be overpowered. When Artemis wanted to teleport Jake with her, she had to either force him along or Jake had to give consent. The same was true even for something simple, like having another person donate energy into an owned item.
Yet healing magic worked without consent. It could enter the body without any resistance and touch any part of the soul, even the deepest parts of the Truesoul, in some instances. Of course, in most cases, healing was done to directly restore resources. The same proved true for many buffing skills that helped empower one's allies, but for now, Jake focused on why this form of life magic was allowed to affect others so effortlessly.
Did the system just know that it was helpful? Or was there some other concept at work? Jake had wondered this for a while, and he had ordered several books on the life affinity and even gotten a few natural treasures he hoped could provide some kind of insight.
Jake believed that to truly understand how his Blood of the Malefic Viper worked, he had to better understand life in general, and healing magic was at least part of that. Blood was the physical representation of life, and every drop was teeming with it. At least that was one role blood took.
When inside Jake’s body, it was indeed the carrier of vital energy and a source of life, but once outside of his body, it could become a deadly toxin possessing not a hint of life anymore.
It was a dichotomy Jake still had yet to fully understand, but he did know it had something to do with the transformation of energy from one kind to another. When Jake infused his blood with mana, he turned all the life energy into what Jake could only properly describe as malefic energy.
This belief was further reinforced by the toxicity of Jake’s blood, primarily scaling with the Vitality stat. What blood did was turn life into death, vitality into decay. For the Malefic Viper, it was bound to be the same. A mere droplet of his blood could corrupt countless worlds beyond recognition, yet it also contained enough vitality to create myriad lives.
From the droplet of blood within Jake’s own Soulspace, he knew just how powerful it could be, and he had studied it plenty, trying to glean any insight. Sadly, he was at a way too low level to gain any comprehension from the true blood of a Primordial.
One thing about Blood of the Malefic Viper that Jake had never even thought about was the fact that its toxicity was based purely on defensive stats. Wisdom and Vitality were the two primary ones, but if Jake used any other kind of offensive magic – even the kind that summoned poisons – it would be reliant on his Intelligence.
Intelligence was what usually determined the power of one’s magic. This could even be seen with Touch of the Malefic Viper, which scaled off Intelligence more than any other stat.
Now, Jake did have one major source of damage that didn’t scale off Intelligence at all. Besides his physical attacks, of course. Jake’s poisons didn’t use the Intelligence stat at all, but used Wisdom above anything else. Seeing that Wisdom was also the second big stat that scaled the toxicity of Jake’s blood, his act of transforming his blood into a toxin was, at least in the eyes of the system, seemingly considered doing alchemy.
That being the case... Jake began to wonder if he could do more with his blood than he already was. As things were, Jake could either infuse his blood with energy or he couldn’t. When infused, the poison created was based on his Records and completely out of Jake’s control. It was simply an amalgamation of all the toxins Jake had ever created or consumed, which made it good at a bit of everything, but at the same time, never excellent either.
The reason it worked so well in Jake’s crafting was because he could filter out all the energies he didn’t need relatively easily and just have the blood function as a catalyst to amplify the entire brew while also adding the required liquid.
However, if Jake were able to better control the alchemical process taking place within his own blood, Jake could do so much more. He could create more specialized toxins, make better catalysts, or even filter out nearly all the toxins and make his blood more suited for potions. Perhaps he could even “overcharge” his blood with energy.
This was Jake’s main goal after having considered how he wanted to upgrade Blood of the Malefic Viper. He wanted to improve the core aspect of the skill and the part that would be the most useful. Upgrading the potency of his blood also meant upgrading the poison mist from Wings and the venom from Fangs of the Malefic Viper. All the Viper’s Legacy skills were synergistic with one another, after all, and Jake had also realized something else about Blood of the Malefic Viper.
As a human, Jake naturally didn’t have any venom sacs or anything like that. When the Viper was polymorphed into a humanoid form, he likely also didn’t, which forced him to create an alternative. To Jake, his blood now more or less functioned as his own personal venom sac. At least that was where any toxins he excreted from his body were directly sourced from.
In all honesty, while Jake did have one direct goal, his mind was a bit all over the place when it came to how he would get there. He had nearly too many things he wanted to try, and whenever he got a good idea, it just raised five new questions he felt like he needed to answer before he could succeed.
That was why it was almost a blessing when Jake was interrupted from his thoughts by Miranda, who asked him about the moon, of all things. Now, Jake did have to admit that the entire thing about the moon being haunted had kind of slipped his mind until he was reminded, but when she mentioned it, he instantly had a desire to go check it out.
However, Jake chose to show grace and allowed Arnold to handle the moon. While he did want to kill the Ghostvine to help take revenge for Sandy, it was ultimately still Sandy who could rightfully seek revenge. Jake hadn’t even met the Ghostvine personally, at least not properly.
While he would indeed have loved to go if only to watch the fight, right now, he was having a bloody hard time figuring out how to upgrade his Malefic Viper Legacy skill
Comments
C Smith
Ya we need more jake Arnold chapters. Arnold needs to join some adventures.
Tony Belfer
Thank you for the chapter
Chloe
Tyftc
Dave
Moons haunted
Jayson Saxby
Tftc! 🍻🫡
Greg Alverson
So do we think arnold is going with drines with Proton packs. Ir a giant proton ray fired from eath capable of transversung millions of miles in the form of a planetary cannon
LemonPerson
This is exactly the kind of question this community needs to be asking! Would be funny if Jake visits Arnold and sees some of these Jake fan fics laying around on Nannas desk
Azazel
Just to clarify… Nanna’s raunchy romance fanfic novels were about Jake.. right?
Michael Kawesa
I always pictured Arnold as an adult Dexter from Dexter's laboratory cartoon. So I guess Nanna would be Deedee.
Yair Ron
"Oh, sure u 'merely created a recording in order to further optimize your drone deployment.' Sure u did. What, did u edit in the soundtrack for the drones too? Did your drones request the camera shakes and dramatic zooms? Nah Arnie, youre a bro. Just admit your a bro, bro!"
Jordan Rogers
Most likely the process of getting blessed by Jake would make one immune to auras, but also probably get Jake juiced and the rumor will be he is a bit of pretentious god who only allows very high variants, but actually he just keeps making them high variants by accident.
brjenness
In human form villy has a venom sac, it just is external and hangs a little lower.
brjenness
Not at congressional hearings.
TyranT-Rex
Yup, been thinking about that too. Expected him to at least share it with Villy by now.
Sprightly Ebbie
My inner thoughts; Jake upon reaching godhood is going to end up slaying creatures of the Void to go further beyond even the primordials, at this point. Man it would be such an interesting read to see whom Jake ends up taking to be his chosen. Probably some chick with Villy teasing him non stop and Artemis making quips as well lol
DBOMB YO
Arnold for sure will record it, he's a bro like that
Stefan Nilsson
Tftc
Joshua Little
Thanks for the chapter.
Xander
If you think back Miranda directly stated many books ago that "she could say that she had dedicated a large portion of the planets budget to creating a base on the moon and all Jake would say is "cool" and he'd want to visit" or words to that effect. Jake doesnt rule with an iron fist he mostly DGAF. Jake put Miranda in charge deliberately so he doesnt have to make any decisions about the planet and can just grift the benefits of being world leader. Jake doesnt know what shops there are in Haven let alone whats going on on the planet. Why should Miranda be professional when she is speaking to the one other person with whom she has contact that is in a similar position to her? Shes not representing a large faction to another faction shes the defacto leader of earth and shes being asked by a dude if its ok if he takes over the moon. Its like your neighbour asking if he can take some apples from the tree in your yard that overhangs his. also of course its Miranda that gets the credit not Jake because shes the one that actually make the decisions. If she said "i think its better if Arnold isnt allowed" then Jake would agree cuz he doesnt have a dog in the fight. Shes the real power Jake has veto but no interest.
Zogarth
Neither confirm nor deny is a thing. It's a classic glomar response and even has an acronym people use when intelligence agencies say it to avoid answering questions.
John Durrett
If Jake uses an upgraded origins blood on ShimmerFur, would that make him upgrade into PrimalSnach? Asking for a friend
John Durrett
I’m betting one of those fan fictions Nanna was speaking to was Jake and Miranda, which is why she immediately wanted to ban them. Making it even more hilarious that Nanna relieves her stress reading them
John Durrett
Well at least it’s not Margret Snacher. ;p
John Durrett
I know. Toms a natural treasure. lol
InfernoDroid
Booooooo bad Zog, no puns
Amme
I was rather frustrated by the conversation between Miranda and Nanna. I found Miranda very clumsy and unprofessional. Firstly, the way she approached Nanna's (and therefore Arnold's) request shows a lack of consideration for Jake's intentions, which is problematic given her position. He allows her the greatest freedom of decision but everyone knows how important his prey can be if he has decided to hunt it. I find that Miranda, who is Jake's "secretary" of sorts, she doesn't pay any attention to this aspect and says outright that : "She didn't want to let such concerns stop her from making the decision she felt was best". Even if her decision is the right one for Earth's development, if it interferes with what her boss wants, it's not the right one. Even without mentioning this, the way she responded to this request was really awkward for me. She gave "preliminary approval". She should have just analysed the request without giving a response (she even ends up wishing Arnold a "good luck in ridding the moon of its haunted nature"). Had Jake not agreed, she would have embarrassed herself, showing a lack of understanding on the part of her boss, and made a "false promise" to Arnold. Furthermore, she says that agreeing to hand over the moon to Arnold "would allow her to have some level of influence over Arnold and ensure that he owes her and the planet a favour". Yet she accepts almost immediately his demand. To really give the impression that a favour has been granted, you have to make the person making the request feel that they asking something difficult. That way, they would be way more grateful for what was granted to them. Plus, I find the use of "her" really weird (but maybe I'm exaggerating). It's not SHE who is doing the favour but Jake (or at the very least the World Council). I like Miranda's character, but for some time now I've found her behaviour to be off the mark. (That was long but I needed to let it out. I'm not even sure if what I've written makes sense 😂)
Georgia Guy-Williams
Is Jake finally going to read erons notes? Nah no way that would happen.
Hayden Leech
I hope tom somehow has a path to godhood being trapped in Sandy’s stomach for the entirety of his remaining natural life
Kevin Watson
i feel like this is a rare occasion of like true emotive display for Arnold, seeking a moon base just out of want, being super into ghost busters, it’s nice and i’d like to see more small moments like that
Let me read
Imagine if Tom was a Tomska reference this whole time lol
bioticisbasic
Tyftc
Adam Mumaw
Blood of the Malific Viper is a legacy skill, so Villy's Venom is likely derived from his blood just like Jake's.
Lizy Flore
Could you give the full titles of those two series please ? I’m on a hunt for new LitRPG
Alejandro Piña
Aaaand he didn’t use this chance to ask Miranda for a name for the warpsnatcher.
Nifemi Ogundare
Northern europe IIRC, Sweden or maybe Denmark
Peter Smith
Even better. He's going to record all of the information about the event and transform it into a videogame simulation that teaches people how to handle such creatures, while recording his success as an example that can be for how to beat it... All to the tune of ghostbusters.
joel southard
Thank you for the chapter
Luke Scheffe
Arnold just made his most irrational decision, possibly ever.
Psyck0
Arnold is gonna record the battle as a badass display to sale for extra profit seems logical
AetherBoye
I've been fucking moonfalled again. This is like the 3rd time this week the books I've read have moonfalled me. First unbound, then divine dungeon, now you. This is a betrayal of the highest order. To Moonfall a man is to break his very spirit, and I am at the limit
Blutako
Also thanks for the chapter zoggy sandwich
Blutako
If there's something strange on a satellite who you gonna call? Tech ARNOLD!!
Ty Cooper
Oh he will be blaring the soundtrack or at least whistling it during.
Nick Elliott
But when will archers/hunters or archery/melee specialists start congrugating. Surely those throughout the universe would flock there presuming some sort of favour based on their path. Only to be met with impartiality and ambivalence.
Ty Cooper
I am looking forward to the dinner so much!
Nick Elliott
He gives me big Automata vibes. Same but different
frotes
Raunchy romance novels and Fan fiction.. LOL hilarious!
Jose Reyna
TFTC!!!!!
One Winged Angel
Im absolutely convinced that Arnold either becomes the biggest threat to Jake before godhood or becomes just a genuine existential threat that has to be snuffed out.
khielira
If Jake just wants to watch the fight I'm fairly sure Arnold probably has something that acts enough like a video recorder that Jake could watch it.
Ty Cooper
Sandy went to a friend that is crazy in many ways. I feel they side stepped the 5 tries with the Court. I believe she totally would put a hit out on something/someone after confirming the hit with Tom.
Ty Cooper
Oh man I hope Arnold records it for study (to show Jake) and/or catches it for research would be amazing. I feel it is side story time! Going to hopefully hear of Sylphie's exploits, Duskleaf, the old man, Minaga... the works.
Rewdan
Great chapter thanks Zogarth
Victor Desantiago
Some how after reading this chap. I can’t stop thinking that Sandy would use the court of shadow to put hits out. Somehow it is something the worm would do.
Elijah Belfer
Great chapter. Just some general questions. Where is Zogarth from?(general region or country)
Rahsheem Reid
It’s pretty cool to see most of the earth elite all taking on B grade opponents and striving to get stronger. I have a feeling earth will need all the help it can get by the time Jake hits B grade.
Kameron Gale
THE MOON HAUNTS YOU!!!!
CocoaBleu
Arnold: *Rubs hands together as he prepares to get rid of the moon ghost so that he can have a super secret moon laboratory Side note* Arnold would be the best to handle this threat because he can send his drones to do the heavy lifting like he did during the treasure hunt.
TwoMoreYears
I like how the moon is being handled. It’s a great example of what Jake’s life is going to become more and more and why despite his best efforts he’ll have something resembling a formal faction at some point. Even if it’s just a subset of the order or earth. As he hits b grade and above he’ll have more things that need doing that he can no longer personally handle. Allowing the moon to be handled by Arnold is exactly the kind of thing he’s going to have to get used to.
Paulo Furlaneto
Tftc
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DirePants
Corrections: Called “dibs” What “Blood” did (since we’re talking about his skill and not actual blood)
C. Adkins
Wow. Shame on them! How dare they hid their work behind dms. Smh.
JJB4345_80_815
Yes, thank you for the chappy and for the story Zogarth!
Dan
When you got a ghost, Living on your moon. Who you gonna call? MOONBUSTERS!
Scott Schluter
Lol. Bloody hard time. I see what you did there.
Nick Elliott
Deffo needs one of Arnolds drones to live stream it via multidimensional Internet. Get himself a sweet VPN while in PoL and watch alone!
meki elvilaly
Tfc
Bookreader97
Can’t wait for when he goes and visits the Druid and archer from the hunting area. Would be hilarious if he brought Artemis
Joe Foreman
You need to have Arnold blasting the song Ghostbusters when he attacks the moon.
Jarrett Glass
He-Man! He-Man!
Fdrugc
The fan fiction smut thing is kinda funny because zograth was complaining about people sending him stuff like that in the intro to book 12
Sushi
TOM!!!
Shai182
TFTC!
Andrew Forster
TYFTC
Andrew Forster
I'm unable to neither confirm nor deny is a triple negative. Those are rare
C0bra$
Thank u for the story
Dan
When a ghost takes over your moon, who ya gonna call?
Eric Shivak
TFTC
Arieh Sochaczevski
Thanks for the chapter! Why wouldn’t Villy have venom sacks in his humanoid form? It’s implied strongly that post-C-grade forms can be very tightly controlled.
RnR_ RnR
For some reason my brain went to bust a move when he said bust a moon
dash w
Thanks for the chappy
Andyr98
Its probably a lot more then humans. True royals are born at c grades at lol 200 so they start at a life span at a minimum 10000 years but probably a lot more
ThatGuy
Also Jakes nephew doesn't have it either. He was born after the integration
ThatGuy
👀
Mahetze
that would be relative vanilla. The fanfiction writers would probably tend more to stuff like shipping Miranda with El'Hakan and Jake with the Viper aso.
Mrburns93
Sven?
TimeDrawsNigh
> Jake hadn’t called dips on the Ghostvine Sovereign dibs*
Seiryus
Who would even be able to kill EH besides Jake? As for Yip, everyone who could kill him was either in on the plan or was aware that the Viper was plotting something and didn't want to get in the way. It's possible someone could just go and do it, but it would be awful storytelling, and as we know, reality kinda followed storytelling rules around Yip.
SyndaXatrix
TFTC! So who else is in the assistant to a genius book club with Miranda and Nanna?
Hayden Leech
How long is vesperias expecyed lifespan? It’s gotta be less than a humans
Winterspite
Burgeoning supply of Miranda / Jake fan fiction 🤣
SinCinnamon
I will now work even harder on my FanFic! Watch out! ;)
SinCinnamon
Arnold needs to drone film the fight. It’s only proper.
Kt-x
Thanks for the chapter
John Burton
He checked in on it 2 chapters ago "two small sprouts". It was a single line saying he checked his cradle and things were going fine
Justin Lucier
"Jake hadn't called dips" dibs, is the word.
RnR_ RnR
Miranda's POV is always a delight. Im pretty excited to see how insane his bow is gonna be. What's going in with Jake's soul flame urn? We haven't heard about that in a while.
Steven Myer
I mean "technically" every chapter that is posted is cut off 😉
Xander
TFTC :) Suggested edits: "him quite *the* grief " the doesnt really fit here maybe try "some" instead " Having Arnold set up shop on the *base* would" should be "moon" "Jake hadn’t called *dips* on" should be "dibs" "“I’m unable to neither confirm nor deny" mixed context here. it shoud be one of "I (will/can) neither confirm nor deny" or "I am unable to either confirm or deny" English is weird.
Leviathan
Who you gonna call, moon busters
Steven Myer
Someone tell Arnold to remember to count the shadows.
Steven Myer
Oh that's just Tom.
Mat
This whole thing of calling dibs on the Ghostvine Sovereign has me wondering, What if someone killed EH just after the Usurper ceremony or worse what if some old guard had killed Yip of Yore during his campaign?
Steven Myer
Major Tom Sandy, Captian of the Boundless Hydra is going to be my next Spelljammer character.
Cody K
On a completely unrelated topic it just occurred to me that some people of the wider multiverse who don't have the universal language skill are currently on earth and have no idea how to read any of the written languages. All of this is to say the mental image of some young influential scion from the order trying so make sense of a store sign written in Russian is kinda funny to me.
Phasmatic7
Thankies for the chappie zogie
Victor Desantiago
Ok so this was a straightforward chap. There is one cliff that has been hanging for sometime. Who is Tom…. Yes Tom is Tom, not from Earth but yes on the 93rd universe, so who is Tom, and why did he got eaten. I feel this not going to be answer for some time.
Matthias
tftc
Microwavey
Bustin’ makes Arnold feel good? BASED
Sylphie
REE!!
Gingix
Tftc is it just me, or does this chapter feel kind of cut off?
Unwillingmainer
Behind every great genius, there is an assistant with a massive headache and a book shelf they refuse to share. Do wonder what new fun Jake will unlock with his Blood?
Invictus Red
Nice pun 🩸
IntenseSushi
Tftc
Staudi
Thanks for the chapter!
Stefan S
REE!!! ( I agree, it has been too long)
Yiskah
Zog: "“I’m unable to *either confirm nor deny that Arnold’s self-admitted childhood dream"
Fdrugc
Tftc
Bettafish
There probably have been a few. The issue is that some idiot keeps shipping the holy mother and blightfather or villy and valdamar and then their entire cultural legacy mysteriously disappears... along with their species or planet. I also now have a mental image of Villy keeping the most uncomfortable peices of fanfic of other primordials to either loudly read, "Gift" to an involved God's chosen or have the verdant witches destroy a planet by blasting it with sound waves that force the entire galaxy to listen to him badly narrating a sex scene between a god he doesn't like and Minaga
mitchell kaiser
A pov chapter of Arnold raining hellfire onto the moon would be hilarious to see.
Quinn
Ttfc. Arnold is going to smoke the moon.
Apollo Greed
Tyftc!
Alexander C Hyde
Jake hadn’t called (dibs)dips on the Ghostvine Sovereign, and Nanna did have a point that Sandy was the one with a more rightful grudge.
Naotsugu97
Paragraph 11, “Jake hadn’t called dips on the Ghostvine Sovereign” Jake missed the opportunity to call French Onion on the ghostvine!
Abriel Blauer
Jake hadn’t called dips on the Ghostvine Sovereign --> Jake hadn’t called dibs on the Ghostvine Sovereign
Michael Fannon
Yeah, I love Arnold even more after this chapter. I really hope we get the fight.
Arrogant Savant
I do wonder, how many universes had a civilisation that had the internet and how unique earth's "fictions" are.
Rui
Please...let us witness Arnold vs Moon ghost. it would be interested to see the fight from Arnold's PoV
BlackRazaras
Thanks for the chapter
Grant Anderson
Obviously, TFTC Z 😂🤣😂
Grant Anderson
When you jump on trying to be first and your 7th...
SCHWING PAPI
Lunar SCHWING
Sylphie
REE!!
Connor
Thanks for the chapter
Garand
These people are so quick 😭
Loststar7
Happy Thursday
Beemoss
Tftc
