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Chapter 1176 - A Dish To Remember
🕑 Added 2025-07-10 10:05:32 +0000 UTCThe difference in status provided by a True Blessing compared to a divine one was truly vast.
When meeting someone with a Divine Blessing, you would show them respect and recognition, as the only way they could have possibly gained such a Blessing was due to their high innate potential. It was effectively a seal of approval from a god, indicating that they were truly part of the elite and individuals one should take notice of.
Jake’s True Blessing of the Malefic Viper, on the other hand, meant he was effectively the spokesperson of his god. Their prophet. It was almost expected for other mortals to treat a Chosen with the same level of respect they would treat the god behind the True Blessing, as they were their mortal representatives.
In the simplest of terms, the difference between the two Blessings was like the difference between how one would dare treat a mortal and a god. This difference couldn’t be more clearly outlined than that which occurred at the beginning of the double dinner date, when one looked at the contrast between the human and the dryad, and the two elves talking.
“I definitely think some of the newer regulations regarding the number of hunting parties allowed at a time are a bit too strict when it comes to the lower-level Hunting Grounds. One of my little nieces recently got to mid-tier D-grade, and she barely managed to spend two years in a Hunting Ground before she and her team were called back to make space for a new team to take their place. I think rather than limiting it by the number of teams, any regulations should take into account how efficient each team is,” Keerla spoke enthusiastically to Artemis, still managing to get in a swift bite of food in between some of her sentences.
“My guess would be that these new regulations were, in part, made for the sake of simplicity. It’s difficult to keep track of every team’s efficiency at the same time unless there were way more surveillance throughout every Hunting Ground, which they also want to avoid. You are partly right that the hunting efficiency of teams should be considered, and that’s why they lowered the number. The average hunting team has simply gotten more efficient since the last update to regulations. Besides, if these new rules are overdoing it, I’m sure they’ll be rolled back sooner rather than later,” Artemis responded, seeming more genuinely engaged in the discussion than Jake would have first thought she would be.
Meanwhile, Solana and Jake, who sat across from one another, only exchanged some pleasantries here and there, with the dryad remaining a bundle of anxiety. In many ways, having the two elves sit beside them with their constant discussion about hunting grounds and whatnot helped keep things from getting tense.
Going back a bit, after Jake and Artemis had been invited inside the house, they’d gotten a quick tour of the place before finally jumping right into the actual dinner. Solana had prepared a three-course meal of main dishes as well as a plethora of other sides that filled the dinner table, which seemed slightly too big for their dining room, making Jake guess they had swapped out their usual smaller two-woman table for this one on account of Jake’s visit.
The first dish Solana had brought out was some kind of fish that Jake didn’t recognize at all. It was paired with a lot of herbs and spices, which also allowed Jake to experience some all-new flavors. Overall, Keerla certainly hadn’t lied when she said Solana was a good cook. At least this was some of the best food Jake had ever had.
Granted, Jake probably sucked at identifying if the food was good or not. One thing he’d learned was that ever since the integration, all food tended to just be a lot tastier. Cooking skills were damn overpowered in that regard, and coupled with Jake’s lack of exposure to any food outside of eating raw toxic materials for Palate, Jake probably thought all food was damn good.
Artemis, who had a lot more exposure to the wonders of multiversal food, also seemed happy enough, though, so it couldn’t be that bad.
Finding a small lull in Keerla’s and Artemis’ conversation, Jake spoke up. “Keerla really wasn’t lying, you are quite the chef. I guess you have some kind of skill?”
He had spoken to Solana, but Keerla was the one to answer, keeping the same enthusiastic tone as she’d used when discussing with Artemis just prior. “No skills, she’s all talent!”
Keerla seemed to realize she’d spoken without thinking, and a flash of horror crossed her face... but luckily, Artemis was quick to jump in.
“Really? I’ve had similar dishes from people who make cooking their entire Path that weren't as good,” the Godqueen in disguise said, turning her head to Jake. “How about the Chosen? Does he have any interest in cooking? I know a fair share of alchemists, especially those from the Order of the Malefic Viper, pick it up as an auxiliary skill.”
“No, no, I would rate myself pretty damn horrible in the kitchen,” Jake chuckled. “In fact, I’ve barely cooked since before the initiation of my universe. Probably because I don’t have to and always find myself busy with one project or another.”
“If I may,” Solana began, having built up some courage to ask a question. “I’ve heard talks that in an uninitiated universe, there isn’t any mana and all, with all creatures effectively considered level 0. Is this true?”
“Putting a level on anyone at all would have been considered weird,” Jake said in a casual tone. “Without the system, there are no stats, no levels, no nothing. In fact, I’m fairly confident everyone was inferior to even level 0 humans, as we didn’t get the benefits of some stats.”
Jake was specifically referring to willpower here. He still remembered that first day, standing on that giant pillar inside the Tutorial, and how everyone had been unnaturally calm due to the Willpower stat suddenly kicking in.
“Is it true humans had to eat and sleep all the time before the integration?” Keerla also asked, her curiosity outweighing her caution.
“Recommended to sleep at least eight hours and three healthy meals every single day,” Jake said, getting looks of disbelief from both elves and the dryad. Yes, Artemis was also playing along, acting all surprised.
“How did society even work with so much time dedicated to nothing?” Keerla wondered out loud.
“You know, I do find that notion a bit funny, considering people post-system can easily spend what would be considered an entire lifespan just sitting on their ass in meditation,” Jake pointed out.
“Fair enough. Still seems silly to sleep away a third of every day,” Keerla said with a smile, earning her a small kick from Solana below the table, making the elf speak again. “Not that I mean any disrespect toward the Chosen of the-“
“No, it’s definitely silly by multiversal standards,” Jake agreed, backing her up. “And no need to apologize. As I said, I’m just here as a fellow hunter. Truthfully, I prefer being treated normally and find it awkward when people are overly respectful. If I’m getting any respect, I would prefer it to come from my own achievements and not because a god decided to give me a True Blessing.”
“Even if we go by that standard, wouldn’t everyone still treat you overly respectfully? Even disregarding your identity as the Chosen of the Malefic Viper, it’s not like you don’t have plenty of fully self-earned achievements under your belt. At least you did the last time I checked the All-time Nevermore Leaderboards,” Artemis pointed out in a humorous tone.
“See, that should only lead to a normal level of respect and recognition,” Jake defended himself. “The kind that makes people go, ‘cool, great job,’ and then move on to a more interesting topic.”
“Your view of normal is seriously warped,” Artemis chuckled, shaking her head.
“Then join me in having a warped mindset and act like fellow hunters for a night,” Jake smiled in response, glad to see Artemis try to help their two dinner hosts.
She purposefully acted very casual with Jake as a way to show the two that it was okay to do so. In their eyes, she was just another C-grade like them, and even if she did have a far higher status than both of them combined, it wasn’t even comparable to the gap between themselves and a Chosen of a Primordial. So if Artemis could treat Jake like a ‘normal person,’ perhaps so could they. At least that was the hope.
Luckily, it seemed to have worked somewhat, as Solana spoke up next, touching on a topic they had in common. “Speaking of fellow hunters... the Fortuna Ferret we encountered last time apparently managed to take over one of the islands after you left due to the power vacuum of all the dead B-grades. I also heard that the Rainbowfeather Sovereign has fully established itself as the most powerful B-grade in the Hunting Ground, and there were talks of it now being too powerful to remain for much longer.
“Oh? Sounds like quite a bit has happened there,” Jake said, a little surprised. “Do you two keep up to date with that place?”
“It’s our usual Hunting Ground that we’ve used for the last few decades,” Keerla answered. “Without really thinking much about it, you come to know and get interested in the entire place’s development after a while.”
“I see,” Jake nodded. “That makes sense, even if I can’t fully relate. I’m more of the quickly in and out type of guy who, as you said, leaves power vacuums in my wake.”
“Hey, who hasn’t gone a bit overboard and overdone a hunting trip a little here and there?” Keerla continued to joke.
“It can definitely be hard to avoid, but in my defense, it’s not my fault they give so much experience,” Jake said with a smile, happy to see Keerla appreciate his somewhat dark humor.
While it had certainly taken a while, their two dinner hosts had finally begun to properly loosen up, and by the time they finished their first meal, the atmosphere was a lot less tense than when they’d started.
The two were still cautious and had a few moments when a flash of panic crossed their faces, but Jake acted as if he hadn’t seen and remained polite and friendly. Artemis also did a banger job being a peak C-grade huntress who repeatedly showed the couple that Jake wasn’t some stuck-up asshole who would get angry if they forgot to put ‘Lord’ in front of his name.
After finishing the first meal, Solana urged Jake to stay seated as Keerla quickly moved to clean up. Jake still considered offering to help, which was when he was once more reminded he was in a magical multiverse when Keerla just swiped her hand across the table, depositing all the dirty tableware into her spatial ring.
A few moments later, Solana walked in with four floating bowls surrounding her, the dryad looking nervous once more. Beside him, Jake saw Artemis hiding a huge smile, and when he looked at the bowls more closely... he realized. It was undeniable when he felt the faint reaction from Sense of the Malefic Viper.
No... she wouldn’t, would she?
The mischievous look Artemis gave Jake told him she truly had.
“I hope this doesn’t come as a surprise, but this is our first time hosting a member from the Order of the Malefic Viper,” Solana started speaking as the bowls slowly lowered themselves down in front of the four of them.
“Wanting to be good hosts, the two of us agreed that we would try to tailor the menu to the taste of the Chosen. Through prayer and what little research we could do, I made this dish, which I hope Lord Thayne will appreciate, even if it certainly isn’t up to his usual standards.”
Jake looked down as he saw the bowl of mushroom soup emanating toxic energy.
“Of course, the three of us aren’t as capable as the Chosen, so I prepared these,” Solana continued, making several small bottles float down and land in front of each person. Within was some kind of antitoxin.
“Simply add until the toxic energy is entirely eliminated, or keep as much of it as you desire to add a little extra spice,” the dryad finished her speech that Jake was fairly certain was at least semi-rehearsed.
Before Jake could say anything, Artemis spoke up.
“What a wondrous idea!” she said in a cheery tone, looking at Jake. “How thoughtful, and doesn’t it just look delicious! Wouldn’t you agree, Lord Thayne?”
Jake put on a forced smile as he saw the dryad and high elf across from him look back with hopeful eyes. Seeing that... what kind of monster would Jake be to speak up negatively? “Yeah, it’s definitely not something I saw coming...”
“See?” Keerla said, nudging Solana with her elbow. “I told you we couldn’t go wrong with divine guidance!”
“Divine guidance, huh?” Jake said, keeping up his smile.
Keerla confirmed proudly, as Artemis leaned forward.
“You never go wrong following the advice of the Mistress of the Hunt,” she shamelessly praised herself.
“Definitely not. The wisdom of a god is incomparable to that of us mortals, so it’s only natural their ideas are also top-notch!” Keerla nodded enthusiastically, turning to look at Jake, her gaze full of expectation.
Noticing Solana also looked at him, he knew what they wanted as Jake resigned himself to his destiny and picked up the spoon. Taking a good scoop, Jake put it in his mouth, chewed a few times, and swallowed.
The mushrooms in the soup had been cut into fine slices, and the mushrooms themselves had a meaty texture. Toxicity-wise, it indeed wasn’t anything to write home about, but the two clearly had gone out of their way to find relatively rare life-affinity poisons unique to the Pantheon of Life, as Jake detected four entirely new poisonous mushrooms he’d never had before.
As for the taste? It... wasn’t bad. The problem was, again, Jake compared it to his own version of mushroom soup, which was just moss and mushrooms thrown wholesale into a bowl of water, sometimes even still with a bit of dirt mixed in for extra flavor.
After watching Jake eat, all eyes were on him for his reaction. Keerla and Solana were full of hope and expectation while Artemis looked mischievous as hell, not even trying to hide that she’d been the one to plant the idea of serving him mushroom soup.
Alas... Jake truly didn’t have much of a choice in how he reacted. His mom had taught him too good table manners for that.
“It’s delicious, definitely better than the usual mushroom soup I sometimes eat,” Jake said, being completely honest while not seeing the need to mention he despised eating mushrooms in the first place and would never do it if not for Palate.
“I’m delighted that the Chosen of the Malefic One has such praise for my cooking,” Solana said with a big smile as she also motioned for the others to dig in.
Of course, they all added their antitoxin to the soup first, in order not to poison themselves. However, Keerla chose to be brave and didn’t fully detoxify her soup, giving the food a little extra kick.
Again, the level of toxicity wasn’t at the level where it could harm C-grades. As the crafter of the meal, the potency of the toxin was limited to Solana. Considering that, it was only to be expected that she wasn’t capable of crafting anything that could truly hurt those at or around peak C-grade.
“Who doesn’t enjoy a good mushroom soup once in a while?” Artemis said after a little while of silence. Jake guessed their two dinner hosts had purposefully given them time to truly enjoy the special meal.
“Not part of my usual palate, but certainly a novel experience,” Solana said, Jake getting the vibe she personally wasn’t a huge fan.
Keerla just nodded as she ate in silence, Jake unable to tell if her distorted face was a result of her disliking the meal or because she was purposefully poisoning herself.
Jake, feeling pressured to do so, finished his mushroom soup like a good dinner guest, consoling himself that this could technically count as training. When he was done and Jake believed he was in the clear, Artemis looked over at his empty bowl.
“Done already?” she asked, a sense of dread flooding over Jake, as he already knew what was coming next. “Perhaps you could ask for seconds, seeing as you enjoyed it that much?”
“I do have more in the kitchen,” Solana said with a big smile that Jake couldn’t refuse as he internally sighed while handing over his bowl, with Artemis full of glee beside him.
“Yes, please... and if you could also bring another bowl for Diana, I’m sure she would appreciate it,” Jake said, unwilling to go down alone.
Comments
Steven Lacks
I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't see the soup coming.
A Flashy BR
No the mushrooms
Troy Telford
So freakin hilarious!!! 😂
Chloe
Omg. This is gonna be the best first date story a millinea from now. It's A Date!!!! Yay! Tyftc
Dave
🤣
ABTelford
😆 I was laughing so much during the mushroom soup shenanigans my son gave me weird looks. Lol! So funny!!! 😂
Brian Mcglinchey
Yes, there was definitely that conversation, however, Minaga made it a public announcement to get back at Jake for him absolutely annihilating his maze challenge
Wesley Clark
Question: I’ve noticed characters keep referring to the “All-time” Nevermore Leaderboards as if it’s common knowledge? 93rd Universe Leaderboards are widely publicized, but I seem to recall the “All-time” boards were only disclosed to those who qualify to be on it? Swear there was a whole conversation about comparisons between Universe’s “wouldn’t be fair, *wink, *wink” and if it did exist, then you’d only know if you qualified to be on it? Am I misremembering something?
Posiden 300
That was the funniest chapter I think I've ever read.
David Hall
Yep, Villy explained that willpower is what will help you managed the longevity of the higher grades and extremely long term projects, not suddenly make you a bastion of calmness
Esther Barra
Some please correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t the Viper tell Jake during the first time they met that Willpower did not make you calm? : “Jake was specifically referring to willpower here. He still remembered that first day, standing on that giant pillar inside the Tutorial, and how everyone had been unnaturally calm due to the Willpower stat suddenly kicking in.”
Zogarth
Fix
Sarianne
🤣🤣🤣🤣 can't really say anything else, that was just to funny.
Mikesch
I was hoping for some mushrooms to be served, but did not expect Artemis to be the reason. I really like seeing her loosing up so much. Really enjoy this whole arc!
SmokeJam
Gotta admit, after having your godqueen girlfriend play such a prank on you, a heretic title seems actually quite reasonable and rather misunderstood. The Viper would definitely approve though.
Rewdan
We’re only half way through, more mushroom dishes may be coming😂🤣😂🤣
Rewdan
Absolutely hilarious I was crying all from the moment they brought out the mushroom soup. Thanks Zogarth brilliant
Kristoffer
Speaking of joking futures... Just imagine Artemis getting used to Minaga and Willy, by pranking Jake together. xD
SetherAedekae
Can't wait for Jake's revenge lmao
John
I love the image of Snappy whacking Jake upside the head with a stern "You know I can still crush you little godling" with a snarky "Don't tempt me with a good time" in response while the Viper just enjoys his favourite show
John Durrett
tyftc. If only Jake knew of a food that Artemis greatly disliked then asked his hosts if they had any on hand because Jake had not been able to enjoy some in a long time..giving back to Artemis as well. I see the future full of pranks back and forth. ;)
brjenness
it's not the destination, but the gags pulled along the way.
brjenness
I want some snappy and Jake interaction at some point in order to see the clash between snappy's confidence and believe in the viper vs jakes...meh, we're buds. maybe when Jake reaches godhood so snappy can slap the back of Jake's head when he gives the viper shit.
Wimsey's daughter
Giving rise to the mythical rarity skill "Fungal Repulsion of the Primal Hunter", which causes all fungi in a 50 mile radius to be violently expelled from the galaxy.
That one, right there.
What a prank
Wimsey's daughter
I highly doubt it. They didn't do anything heretical, as they aren't aware they're interacting with a goddess. They revere Artemis and I think herecy is mainly a mindset thing. Otherwise there would be heretics everywhere, because they for example, enjoy wearing white trousers and the god they pray to abhors them (but never stated it).
Wimsey's daughter
I honestly doubt it. Villy's trauma with his wife and child is not something he'd talk to Jake about "on the phone", but a serious face-to-face topic. Even smallish details about them seem to really be difficult for him to talk about. And I absolutely can't imagine ANYONE in the pantheon of life disrespecting him so much as to talk about his past without his explicit say-so. You don't gossip about a primordial's traumatic past without fearing the consequences.
Cameron Taylor
Thats a lot of chapters dedicated to a surprise dinner guest gag!
Talmadge Hires
Haha!! Tyftc!
Ryan Boat
I mean, this is probably revenge for coming out with villy's aura a little while back
Sean McClain
Jake should go into how he met Diana as pumishment for mushroom soup: Assuming nevermore is off-limits (I think only those that go through it can talk about it) he could talk about when they really met for the first time: So I was in a room owned by a dragon, and there was a mean barbarian with an ax who was bullying a sweet little huntress elf, so naturally I stepped in and save her.
Lynderyn
I still think tomorrow’s chapter will end with the reveal
ChrisCidy
I laughed so hard when they brought out the soup. Zogarth you are hilarious! Thanks for the chapter.
Phoenixdrop
Ah he really is traumatized by mushrooms from that dungeon lol
Darshar Griffonmane
Villy is going to almost die from laughing so hard when he teases Jake about this later. tyftc!
Michael Murphy
"after Jake and Solana had been invited inside the house" Solana should be Artemis. Solana would not need to be invited into her own house. "Your view of normal is serious warped" serious should be seriously.
IntenseSushi
Tftc
Aury Thio
I'm feeling old couple vibes. Showing they know intimate things about each other. And willing to play jokes on each other.
Arieh Sochaczevski
Thanks for the chapter! I want to know how it compares to the salads Irin prepared…
MrBooniecap
So good joke on Jake.
WaxDinosaur
As they’re finishing the last of the food, he should just tell an interesting story about a certain hunter goddess from pre-integration Earth’s mythology that had a name change when another culture took over
joel southard
Thank you for the chapter
James Lucas
I can't wait for Jake's payback. And him outting Artemis... Which could be the same thing lol
Jan Fúr
Great chapter. When I read Jake saying that he is in and out kind of guy who leaves vacuum after him. I thought Artemis will reply something in way that he should not think so much or so little of himself.
William Keith
No, Artemis is beside him, the host is sitting in front of him
SinCinnamon
Duskleaf is busy though. Secret plant project and all that…
Trumangolorian
Wonderful slice of life chapter. Ready to see more of this dinner interaction. Tyftc
Nexas Aurelias
Especially the prank hes no doubt about to pull on these poor c grades. Hes totally gonna blow artemis' cover on purpose. As a joke..just hoping they will be okay after that shock 😆 🤣
GP
TFTC Zogart ! Hope you won't mind the question but will we get a little more background of Vilas past given the the current arc taking place in the pantheon of life ? It's been a while since we haven't got any information !
Devillelouch
I wonder if Artemis can get a few more pranks on Jake before the big reveal. It is great to see Artemis using her wisdom to needle Jake.
KevB
I wonder if this will have a big enough impact that Keerla and Solana will get offered Heretic classes
Sayjinlord
Could be worse Jake. It could have been in a Beef Wellington.
brjenness
heresy. birds pov is best pov
Kristoffer
So far. There's at least one more chapter, so don't get rid of that bingo card just yet :)
Bobo
Thank you!
santiago villa reverte
In the seventh paragraph There is an error, i think it should be Artemis instead of solana at the begining
Jared Bell
Tftc
Tom C
Excellent from Artemis here TFTC!
Kt-x
Thanks for the chapter
Spencer Miller
Fungal Revulsion of the Primal Hunter
Jul Silver
I love to see Artemis has a sense of humor a bit like Jake's. It makes them a good match and he needs to be on the receiving end after some of his tricks on others.
JJB4345_80_815
Yes, thank you for the chappy Zogarth!
JJB4345_80_815
Well, if Jake fails to warn them on his dietary dislikes, that's on him. If I was Jake, I would make it known my aversion to mushrooms.
Canis
Artemis doing the best "undercover boss"
Ty Cooper
Win totally
Ty Cooper
Lol well mushroom soup helped Jake out some. Not as much chewing. They didnt saute them for him at least. I was a bit surprised he didnt mention that there were some mushrooms he hadn't had the chance to try yet. Could have been a good way to compliment the soup. All while giving the two hostesses some extra records/props for finding something he hadn't used pallet on yet. Loving these chapters. Really curious as to how these two will progress after this night. Blessing bump of course and some levels, but it's the not so obvious improvements that always get my mind ticking. Also love the update to the hunting ground Jake plowed through. Nicely done too, just some casual comments. I like how we can get a full update without having half a chapter about the b-grade birdy contemplating on their interactions with Jake. Don't need the birdy PoVs lol.
Gabe Stankiewicz
I think he will when they get back to his place hehe
Gabe Stankiewicz
I cannot wait to see what revenge Jake comes up with for Artemis after she did him so dirty lmaooo maybe he’ll just get her back later when they’re back at his place….? 🙄
Biggy smalls
SS is a pinnacle talent but he stands little chance of putting up a good fight against Jake at this point. The conditions for their last bout were perfect for SS. He got to surprise a noob Melee fighter with an unknown Transcendent skill in a shrinking and collapsing world. I don’t see a scenario where SS wins anymore.
Sylphie
REE!!!
Sylphie
REE!!
David
SYLPHIE!! I can't believe you'd laugh at poor Jake like that! And after all those times he graciously let you perch in his hair....*shakes head*
Sylphie
REE!!
Phil Ritter
I can already see Jake revealing Artemis identity as payback
A. B. Edwards
I am dying here. Early on in the earliest primal hunter chapters I thought the mushroom jokes were overdoing it and it would get old. Yet here we are, over 1100 chapters in and they are only funnier now than ever before. Eat your mushrooms jake, they are good for you.
Ritsu
Jake is gonna go all the way to godhood and beyond being too socially anxious to tell anyone that no, he doesn't like the taste of freakin' mushrooms!
Daniel Hamilton
I’m curious if this will have a ripple effect going forward and every time someone invites Jake for dinner or host him they’re now going to serve him mushroom soup thinking he loves it
Fyrtue
As we're moving closer and closer to wrap up C grade there's seemingly only a few checklist items left to anticipate and so far, this dinner has really hit the mark for me. One thing that people haven't really brought up but that I hope happens before evolving is for Jake & Sword Saint to get their patrons to set up a venue with adequate safeguards and privacy for them to have a proper rematch.
Takttiger
Same here! Happens to the best of us!
brjenness
Reeee!!! Heresy!!!!
E H B
Ah yes the mushrooms
Kyle Stitt
it's freaking amazing lmao
Jordan Rogers
Sad thing is people will talk about this dinner, and rumor will get around his favorite dish is mushroom soup/mushrooms. And every dinner he goes to it will be served. And his social anxiety will kick in and he will suffer like the good little tism chosen he is.
One Winged Angel
Duskleaf and Villy are eating potato chips just laughing their asses off at this whole debacle.
Steven Myer
So did the Viper just win or loose a bet to Duskleaf that Artemis would get Jake to eat a Mushroom 🍄
Fdrugc
Thanks Zog I love the interactions and the mushroom soup idea
Chegs
Ah such wondrous wisdom from The Mistress of the Hunt…Jake def going full Arcane Awakening when he gets Diana alone in the lodge
jobe matula
Yo Z.... I loved this chap! still dying.. I mean literally dying to see warpy level tf UP ! let's goooo lol.🤣
TeeyTeey
i love Artemis fucking with him
Namorat
I want revenge!
Abriel Blauer
Going back a bit, after Jake and Solana had been invited inside the house --> Going back a bit, after Jake and Artemis had been invited inside the house
TheDwiin
What a wonderful chapter, slight typo towards the beginning with calling Artimis by a different name though at the beginning of the 8th paragraph.
Leviathan
Artemis is gonna abuse all of Jake's dislikes and embarrassing things to her advantage
DirePants
😂😂😂 well written! Loved this chapter! Glad they got more comfortable. Artemis got him good with that one though.
Shadowessence
Or Diana lol
wyattmon
In the face of Jakes greatest foe, what will break first, his ability to hold back his disgust, or his crippling social anxiety?
tyler Westmoreland
Loving the early posting🤌
WhiteLeeopard
Artemis revenge from that prank with pride XD
Temlat
I love this whole arc, but this chapter is definitely a highlight! Artemis is certainly my favourite female character.
John Burton
TFTC edit: Going back a bit, after Jake and Solana (should be Artemis)
Taki
Haha good interactions
Esch
Thank you Zog! Poor Jake.. hahahahahaaha
Eric Shivak
TFTC I can see that fake assed smile he forced. Hah!
Joshua Little
Thanks for the chapter.
Daniel Francis
Amazing. I just laughed out loud in the office. Whoops!
KollegvomMirgan
10/10 prank
Death56
So petty
Xander
TFTC :) Suggested edits: "that *isn’t* as good," should be "weren't" since the dishes were in the past. "Your view of normal is *serious* warped," should be "seriously" "Oh? Sounds like quite a bit has *happened there*,” Jake said, a little surprised. “Do you two keep up to date *and* the *happenings there*?" Firstly "and should be "with" and the near repetition with "happened.happening there" maybe change the first to"... quite a bit has changed," "Again, the *level of* toxicity wasn’t at the *level* where it " repetition, ditch the first instance
Fall’s Kiss🍂
Artemis being rude to Jake. It’s hilarious. I hope he can get her back somehow later.
Ira White
As soon as the mushroom soup came out i though we would hear Villy laughing into Jake's head 🤣 🤣 🤣
Conclave
The dynamic between Artemis and Jake is lovely !
Matthias
Tftc
Meir Banon
Tftc
CT
Only musroom based meal from bingo card :(
Indevan Jones
Hahaha called it! Tyfc Zog!
Kristopher Hanson
Hehehehehe
brjenness
Yay. Mushroom soup. 1 wish fulfilled.
JadeRabbit
Thanks for the chapter!
Strato Junon
I love Artemis. Just wonderful.
Burkes
The MOST petty prank
Let me read
😂I’m dying of laughter rn! Freaking mushroom soup!
frankie doerr
Artemis is the best girl second only to the sword saint
Sebastian Revell Ford
Thanks for the chapter
mitchell kaiser
Damn Artemis has a great humorous side to her, thanks Zog!
Abdulaziz ALRumaih
Thanks for the chapter
Jelani Willock
Artemis you devil not the shrooms
Shadowind
Tftc
Winterspite
TFTC! > after Jake and Solana had been invited inside the hous Artemis
Beemoss
Tftc
Walter Kimberly
Thank you for the chapter
C0bra$
Thank u for the story
Grant Anderson
Good morning!
Connor
Thanks for the chapter
Keion
Tftc
Tilen Praprotnik
Thanks for the chapter, hehe mushrooms 😁
Jaydan Man
Tftc
