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Chapter 1209 - "Healthy For You."

🕑 Added 2025-09-16 11:15:49 +0000 UTC

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Nick Borgne

TYFTC

Chloe

Tyftc

Michael Click

❤️❤️❤️

FleetfootedFleer

"Step 1: have a void lollipop Step 2: have a unique energy Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit"

FleetfootedFleer

Got you, fam. Had to look it up from the wiki myself, there your go: "[Legacy of Man (Unique)] – The human race has been around since the very first Era, and has stood on the pinnacle from the beginning. This is not simply due to extraordinary individuals in your midst, but your ability to stand on the shoulders of your ancestors and pass down Records. While each human’s lifespan may be short, your race’s collective knowledge is perennial, and through generations, humanity will prevail. Allows you to far more effectively pass down Records and makes anyone you teach far more likely to unlock new paths. Gained from becoming an D-grade human. "

Rachel Clements

TYFTC!

Schneeente

I'd need a reminder what exactly his racial trait does. And his legendary teaching skill.

David W. Baijense

Or after "he" an added comma, because that way it seems more like speaking and taking a pause before continuing

Fdrugc

Tftc

Cody

“Meanwhile, Jake just did what felt right, and any plan he had been one born purely from experience and not theory.” Remove ‘he’, I think it was an extra word added that messes up the sentence.

Meir Banon

Tftc

deus vault

Jake making a D grade lecture on how to bring back ancient primordial beings from the void.

Steven L

He is going to accidentally create another ancient creature and shock the multiverse once again.

Hugh Sweeten

Artemis is shaping up to be a really great partner for Jake. They can do their own thing for extended periods and then come back together with no problem at all. Good stuff.

Naotsugu97

Reading this literally right after my better half got done venting about work! lol

Seen Death

Talking about shadow jake, i wonder if shadow jake will gain any more independence to get jake some weird bonuses lol If i remember correctly, Umbra was able to recognize his shadow had her blessing- which didnt happen in this... realm (? Timeline?) So probbaly not because those things were all done in that other timeline... but it would be cool if jakes shadow could be like a "limited to 2" minaga jakes Both just doing absurd sht at the same time lol Or maybe its main benefit would being a much sooner but inferrior "avatar" for jake, compared to a traditional one

Roy

Good payback would be that picture of Villy that was promised to Jake from Duskleafs help in 'guessing' his time dilation correctly.

Ender419

And the teacher teaches the student to be teacher while upgrading himself to provost. Well done Malefic One!!

brjenness

this chapter gave me a laugh when I pictured Jake at the peak of s grade having killed dozens of gods. one shotted several. yet has had to watch all his friends become gods and he can't figure out why. he then figures out it is because he never trained anyone or had a disciple or apprentice and was lacking in those records that are essential for a human to become a god.

Azazel

Well played Villy, well played.

Joshua Little

Thanks for the chapter.

Keion

lol so Jake needs to make a divine realm is what I’m getting something similar to when shadow Jake was making his skill that’s attached to umbra I wana know if Jake is gana get a massive power boost from the planetary core

Richard Rader

I have never once been late for work when I know there’s a chapter waiting for me when I wake up. Everytime Zog goes on vacation, I start sleeping in and showing up for work late. I wonder if HR will buy that its Zog’s fault, not mine…

SqrlyGrly

That's why I call it autocorrupt

Ty Cooper

I couldn't stop thinking about this chapter all day! I kinda hope Jake just makes a new crazy ritual for something and explains his thoughts as he makes the impossible happen. They benefit from just watching it. Lol could you imagine. May I have a volunteer 🙋‍♀️everyone there just stands up. Mayhem follows and a bloodbath ensues, Villy watching on the floor laughing like a madman. All while Jake mutters to himself. I really didn't think that through did I?

brjenness

that's abuse, sweaty

brjenness

watch all the students be attractive women

Jon Lomax

tftc, so glad your back. really like getting in from work knowing there is a good chapter to read ☺️

John Durrett

I wonder if he could use that higher memory skill that the system provides and draw out the ritual and formations he used when helping to upgrade the evolution of one of his buddies. Start with the parts they recognize and work on bringing in understanding for those they dont. Just having a picture of it in their possession and unlocking its understanding could be an investment that gives Jake more records down the road as each student unlocks another level of understanding.

John Durrett

To bad he doesn't have that void marble. He could be like, here - Lick this. Your really going to want to See this!(Perception pluses). ;)

John Durrett

tyftc. Tailnote: If Villy could have phrased it as a way to progress Jake's Path - he might have gotten more buy in. Special Note: How dare auto-correct not recognize Villy as part of its lexicon. It has now been added and the Universe has begun to heal.

The Dregs

I love the this so much. Forcing Jake to teach sounds like so much fun.

Polaris

That was definitely a joke

mucky 12

Suprised jake didn't immediately become obstinate when the viper threatened to withhold funding. While I can see him willing to sacrifice abit to help a friend, the thought of having what was presumably a gift to suddenly be used against you just seems manipulative. While I get that it comes from a good place, it just feels slimy. I'd be upset and stubbornly refuse the gift but perhaps I'm just immature. I think its because its intent is to hurt you if you dont comply. Do this, or I'll hurt you. Remember that thing I gave you? Well now you better do what I say or you can't have it anymore. Yeah fuck that, you can keep it. I never needed it and I dont need you. Maybe I have problems lol

Kevin Watson

i’ve been a vocal(in my head) supporter of Jake teaching more, I always thought he should make more grimoires, even if he keeps them like in his soul space he should be making them. I think there’s potentially progression in surprising ways if Jake teaches a bunch of people. I have to assume the enemy faction is made of almost complete unknowns or people we wouldn’t expect. The end with Artemis and Jake’s vent session was cute

Kevin Watson

Jake’s rich dad is finally making him do stuff or taking away his allowance

Daniel Hamilton

Here’s to hoping Jake does something bonkers and goes way above and beyond what’s called for. And summons a being like Cthulhu or some other monstrosity being from the void.

Shadowind

Tftc

Aaron Barba

TYFTC Temlat mentioned :(

Ty Cooper

Tftc! This one had me chuckling throughout. I like the idea of the record spreading. His legendary teaching skill says that he will get records from all that he teaches will give a return. A stadium of qualified alchemist seem like a big return on records. Plus doesn't he gain better understanding after teaching also? I am looking forward to this. I am going to crack up when he rocks the lesson and jumps to peak c-grade in his profession.

Xander

Jake hasnt got a soulflame yet.

Xander

TFTC :) Suggested edits: "what had just gone down ** the Viper. " missing word "with"...unless Jake is telling Arty that Villy drank a beer ofc :D

The Ravenger

I bet Jake had that surprised pikachu face when Villy brought up his unlimited alchemy budget.

Jason Hardman

TYFTC! Some edit suggestions: The message Jake had received my the Viper -> received from the Viper explained what had just gone down the Viper -> down with the Viper

KenTX325

I’d also like to see him do something with the soul flame. He should make the level A dragon help him.

2016 2500HP Long Cab Chevy Silverado

Thank you Mr. Zogarth

Asihtan

Tyftc! Lots of stuff to look forward to already and now a lesson given by the Chosen himself, may his mask shield him from social anxiety.

Anna Esswein

Jake thinking he has unlimited order funds for his alchemy. Villy bursting his bubble making him do chosen stuff and earn his funds with a class.

bioticisbasic

Tyftc!

tigerfishie

Omg I would love for them to be friends 😭😭

tigerfishie

TYFTC!!! very sad to be reminded of Temlat, but my god do I love the slice of life stuff. Genuinely such a fun mix of action/huge plot points and everyday life. Really makes me love the characters more and more

Lemonsqueezy

He is getting back into the rhythm from his vacation. These chapters about mundane events in the MCs life bring life to the character. Jake is at the peak of C-Grade, so there will probably be quite a few uneventful chapters as he tries to achieve B-Grade and the Seat of the Exalted(?) (cannot think of what it was called) arc begins. I expect that to be the next major event in the story. There are a lot of things Jake has or wants to do before he reaches it, as well as several loose ends to tie up from previous chapters. You have the wedding, the Yip of Yore fragment, the attempted kidnapping, the puzzle cube, fixing palate, upgrading meditate, and creating the Dragonbane potion and killing a dragon.

Prospects

Most pinnacle gods worth their salt already should know by this point. Umbra and Eversmile 100% know at this point and I would be suprised if Yggdrasil and the pantheon of life didn’t know as well. Dina almost certainly got a skill selection related to it. There are too many context clues to keep the information from those who are interested.

Prospects

She is definitely already C-grade though. She was level 199 right when Jake first saw her and that was less than a month after he first arrived at the Order.

Paulo Furlaneto

Tftv

Colton Horton

With comments on the vile heretics that have spread lies about the Viper's love of the blue mushrooms, when in fact he was personally informed by the Malefic One that the multiverse would be better off if they were gone forever. 🤣

GreenRanger

Underwhelming last few chapters, seems like the next few will be skippable especially doing the teacher trope that will be forgotten

DirePants

I kinda figured they each vent to each other. Very healthy. I like that lol

AetherBoye

"any plan he had been born" > "any plan he had had been born" Damn English language and it's double words

Shai182

TFTC! Teaching is fun!

Humane

He'd never share his method of creation with random class members.

Lantern

Edit Suggestion: "The message Jake had received my the Viper was an advertisement talking about an upcoming lesson in the academy" --> received from the Viper

Arieh Sochaczevski

Thanks for the chapter!

khielira

I do think that Jake does need a kick in the pants to get over Temlat. Will Jake be a good teacher, no, I don't think he has it in him. But letting a skill rot especially a racial skill because you do wanna is use it is stupid

Mrburns93

I bet it was the goldflight they are haughty and self impressed so I could imagine them being a pain in the ass to deal with

Adam

We're all excited to be back too Sylphie!

KenTX325

He should hit the class with his aura. Also, Dina and Mira should meet at some point. It seems they have a lot in common.

Chris

Another hot elf for the harem?

InSomniaut

Yesssssss!!!

Steven Myer

It would be a shame if Jake took a bite at recreating the blood moon for the vampires as a little jokey joke, you know just to see what happens? Just the tip of a moon, just for a second, just to see what happens.. Or just think of the records that would be gained if they helped make another true royal? Vespa needs her sisterhood of traveling ectomorphs.

Carl Never

My mom is a teacher who had me do random lessons throughout my life. I feel his pain

Corvid

"And in today's lesson I will instruct you on conducting a ritual that will selectively seek out and destroy any and all blue mushrooms on a planet and forever scour them from existence"

Alexandre8901

Thanks for the chapter!

brjenness

they were a person, but then they changed into a microwave.

Leviathan

Jake needs to make a ritual circle that's extremely heretical against villy as payback

Zogarth

Fix

Kt-x

Thanks for the chapter 🙂

Nexas Aurelias

I feel like thats what villy wants to find out 😆. Villy considers freedom above all else so it makes sense hed be behind more people being a little heretical

Sylphie

REE!!

JW Saxby

Thanks for the chapter! 😁🍻

Star

"taught by the Malefic Viper themselves." -> probably should have "chosen" after Viper

angel

Pointing out errors in patreon is probably the biggest reason why we are here We are basically free proof readers lol

Loststar7

TFTC Edit suggestion “They will tell their family and friends all about how they struggled to attend the very first lesson taught by the (Chosen of the) Malefic Viper themselves.

Daniel

Jake ungrateful and whining as usual. Have him teach by the socratic method, lol. Villy / Artemis rock, carries the dynamic.

A Flashy BR

Tyftc!!

MrCynical

He's on edge because of the attempt on Jake. There's some powerful organization out there half the primordials are completely oblivious too somehow using gods from various factions though dead for dozens of eras using oblivion concept tools thought impossible that they still know nothing about. For the holder of forbidden knowledge that's really gotta get under the skin.

Bjarne Hansen

Really love this twist

Posiden 300

I hope he gets a new lab assistant from this lol

Lynderyn

If a certain dragonkin hasn’t evolved, I’m betting she’ll be there. Villy will probably attend just because. And what are the chances a new flight gets introduced?

GeneralBlack

I will be so sad if minaga don't menage to put a d-class himself there. I know it is nigh impossible and improbable but it would be just so fun.

Matthias

Tftc

Charles Axelrad

Do you mind if we point out errors? ... Is this supposed to say the "Melific's Chosen" not "Viper?": “They will tell their family and friends all about how they struggled to attend the very first lesson taught by the Malefic Viper themselves. No doubt a celebration dinner will be held that..."

Jana

I’ll be honest putting someone with a teaching skill that can turn people into heretics in front of a class of impressionable D-Grades sounds like a terrific idea! I mean what could go wrong :-P

RnR_ RnR

What a twist! This was not what I thought was gonna happen.

David Hall

Ooh another attempt at the least used aspect of Jake's path. RIP Temlat he was prove that is that vipers chosen takes interest in you then your life is in for turbulence

CodeSento

Tyftc!

Adam

Mana control is because of his bloodlines. His Sphere of perception allows him to track all mana around him which is why he's so good at it. Been a while since it was brought up but Im re-listening to the earlier books atm and its brought up more early on.

Beemoss

Tftc

Rick Delallata

Villy is my favorite god character that's just a really powerful person. The next closest would be the god of chaos from Everyone loves large chests, though I'm not sure if they entirely count as just a powerful person

JonO

Someone will likely get an odd heretic blessed profession option available to them shortly after the lesson when they evolve and the heretical cat will finally be fully out the bag lol

Ben Cox

I feel like it has to be the regalflight and yet I feel like I'm going to be wrong about that guess. Oh well excited to find out tyftc

Kevin Hargett

Hahahaha

Hmmm... okay

Hahaha back to school but this time as. A teacher

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Alejandro Piña

Awesome chap, tftc

Shadowessence

Im shocked he didnt suggest mana control, he is amazing at it and if I recall it was not bloodline related at all. Just his own intense interest in mana.

ReyWargen

Villy jest świetny 🤣🤣

Cory S.

TFTC!

dash w

Thanks for the chappy zogarth

Georgia Guy-Williams

Is anyone else thinking poor Meira? Like I totally see him making her prepare the lesson.

Indevan Jones

TYFC!

Hopeless Harp

Glad to be reading these again, I’ve missed them dearly

Georgia Guy-Williams

I don't think we really do. Everyone we cared about evolved to C grade

Adurna

Why not both? Both is good.

Devillelouch

It being D grades...do we know any? Reika alchemists, vampires, demons, risen, dragons? Or it is assassination bait. C grades would be simple to guess, but we will see the VIPs of D grade.

Rewdan

Bloody hilarious 🤣 all the way through. 😂😂

Ritsu

One of my favorite running gags in this series is when we get an outside perspective showing why Jake is so mysterious, arrogant and scheming, and then immediately smash cut to Jake completely oblivious and panicking over every word he just said. This lesson will be the crowning jewel of that joke.

Den

This chapter is pure gold, no not even gold, this is a diamond.

Amol Badge

Hmm, is it only me or did Villy sound a little off than his usual self in this chapter. Is he cooking something again.

BlackRazaras

Thanks for the chapter

brjenness

OK. Jake teaching class is better then having the toucan join the order. Zog 456,897- me 1. But it does line up in the general direction of earth becoming a multi-faction academy for below elite low levels. So that theory is still alive.

IntenseSushi

Tftc

Suzanne Pearson

Teaching! Sweet! lol. Either he will accidentally be brilliant or he will fall flat on his face! Can’t wait!

joel southard

Thank you for the chapter

effigy

lol - poor Jake

Connor

Thanks for the chapter

Devillelouch

Thank you for the chapter.

Island Relics

Thank you

Daniel Jackson-Woods

Tftc


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