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Whoopsie-Daisy
🕑 Added 2021-02-11 00:13:10 +0000 UTCA $10 reward for anonymous, featuring a certain floral-themed princess with an excitable mind and even more excitable digestive tract...
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“And so when sipping tea, always be sure to keep your pinky extended lest you wish to-”
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN…*
“...PLEASE refrain from such excessively loud and obscene sounds in class, Princess. It’s terribly uncouth.
Now then…”
It was that same dreaded time it was every week for Princess Daisy; Etiquette Class with Sir Toad.
The poor girl could hardly keep herself awake during it, having for one already learned all of these lessons long ago, but also...having ZERO care for such practices.
A tomboy like her might’ve been in the position of a traditionally ‘prim’ and ‘proper’ princess, but if that were the case that tomboy princess should be able to redefine whatever the heck a princess was allowed to do!
And being the stubborn, playful gal she was, she’d show her disdain any chance she got, no matter what…
“Now then, I can see you’re becoming quite restless Princess, so I think it’s a good time to practice our curtsies, hrmmm?” the scholarly looking Toad with a bushy white mustache and large round glasses said, prompting Daisy’s big blue eyes to roll in response.
“Uuuugh! Okaaaaaay…”
As she’d rise from her seat, she felt her stomach begin to rumble lightly…
The royal lunch was rather yummy today, so of course she helped herself to seconds...and thirds. So no doubt, the stirring in her midsection was leading up to something foul!
But for this rebellious tomboy princess, that only meant there was some actual fun to be had~
Stepping up toward her instructor, the Toad began with a befitting bow to the princess, holding his hand out as if to suggest she move in kind.
With one hand on her tummy and a small grin on her face, Daisy nodded in response, moved to lightly pinch her dress’s skirt on either side, bent her knees and head and…
PRRRRRRRRRRRLLRRRRUAARPT!
“GOOD HEAVENS!!!” Sir Toad exclaimed as a gust of powerful, reeking wind blasted from underneath the gorgeous yellow and orange raiments the princess donned.
“Whoospie-Daisy~” she sighed out happily, giving an utterly naughty little smirk that completely appalled Sir Toad!
“Absolutely improper, excuse yourself right this instant and try again young lady!!!
Why if I had a nose I’d be absolutely sick…” he went on and on, just adding more and more droning boredom to Daisy’s distracted mind. If anything, she was only encouraged to do it again...
“Fiiine, fine! Excuuuuuse me…”
But the princess did as she was told begrudgingly, making sure not to spare one drop of Sarasaland sass from her tone as she did so.
Fanning her bottom just a bit, she steps back into place and prepares to curtsy again.
With her stomach still feeling just a bit off though, she had to wonder in the brief moment of bowing down...just how big could she go THIS time.
And so of course, with knees gently bent and shoulders pulled back, she subtly gave a nice hardy push…
BRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPHRRRRRRLPT!!!
“PRINCESS DAISY!!!” Sir was absolutely red as he reprimanded the girl, but Daisy was in a fit of giggles by this point!
Her bottom sputtered with each one, a ‘prrt’ here and ‘frrlpt’ there, with the room growing more and more rancid each time.
Sir Toad could only pinch his little brow with his equally little fingers in response, completely unsure of what to do in this situation…
“Soooorryyyyy~”
The brunette teased oh-so insincerely, just to get more of a rise out of her instructor. But soon enough, he’d collect himself again and push his glasses back up to place…
“May we please carry on with the lesson, Princess? Or does your...rear end have anything else to say?”
“I dunno, do you~?” she playfully asked, peering over her shoulder at her own backside only for it to respond with another cute little toot.
A joke entirely unamusing to Sir Toad.
“Very...well, then…”
And so the instruction continued, with Daisy finally going through the motions as intended, BORING as they may be. In truth, she was really just waiting for her stomach to give her another sign. Just one more outburst, and she’d be satisfied!
‘Luckily’ enough, the girl did indeed feel a growing pressure in her gut during her last set of cursties. Sure, it felt weirder than the last few rumbles, but that was only because it was gonna be the big finale!!! There was no concern to be had whatsoever!...so she thought…
“Aaah, princess! For all your mischief, you do make for quite the proper lady when you put your mind to it! Now then, show me just one more curtsy and I do believe we can move on to the next lesson!”
“If you say soooo…” Daisy responded with yet another half-smirk, prompting Sir Toad to raise a bushy eyebrow in response.
As Daisy moved herself into position, she’d been steadily relaxing her body, loosening it up for whatever to come.
Beneath her dress her legs were wide, knees dropping to a half squat.
Her hips jutted out back as she bowed her head forward, stomach gurgling louder and louder in response to the shift of stances.
As her gloved fingers gripped the sides of her dress, she took in a nice deep breath, held it in for a solid ten seconds, and then looked up at Sir Toad with a fully devilish grin!
“Princess, you wouldn’t DARE to-”
“BOMBS AWAY!!!”
And with this, Daisy pushed!
With all her might, she grunted and strained out what she expected to be the biggest fart she’d pushed yet!!!
PRRRRRRRRUUUUUURURURRLURLRFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrssscrrrrlrcrchptbrrlrlrbpt…
“W-WAH!!!”
A single gasp escaped the princess as she felt her backside explode! Within seconds the seat of the sporty yet lace-trimmed panties Daisy wore were filled with an unexpected surge of brown mush!
They bulged out into a single smooth, round bulge that made itself present even through layers of heavy dress material.
The dampness of her accident was enough to stain through all, leaving a perfect sign of shame on her bottom as she stood there frozen…
“Well now…” Sir Toad mused, stroking her mustache as he took note of Daisy’s absolute shock...and the echoing sounds of filthy squelches emerging from under her dress.
“I take it you’ve gotten everything out of your system, Princess? No more bad wind and such?” he asked all-too knowingly, leaving Daisy’s wide-eyed face to grow bright red as she finally felt her tush stop expelling into her panties.
“U-Uh-huh…” she quietly responded, completely out of character for the bold and brash young lady.
“Very well then, let’s move on to the next lesson!
Not a moment to waste, we still have half a day to go!!!” he responded promptly, making Daisy’s heart sink as much as her stomach did just a few moments ago!
Gingerly waddling up behind him, she tries to stammer out some excuse for leaving…
“O-Oh, but couldn’t I-URK!!!
P-Properly...um...excuse myself first!
It’d be-ew ew ew!!!
...RUDE to have you sit through this smell, Sir Toad! So perhaps…”
She tried her best to work her way out for a change, with each squish in between her steps spreading the fresh hot ickiness around as a testament to going too far.
But in response, Sir Toad simply turned his head and pointed to his face.
“No worries, my dear!
As stated before, I haven’t a nose to worry about. So we may continue without any pause whatsoever, right then?”
Caught between an admission of her own mistakes and the sticky shame of sitting in her own mess, the flustered tomboy princess could only nod meekly in agreement, slowly striding back to her seat as her instructor began on the next lesson.
And as she settled her butt down in the muddy mess, surely squishing out of her ruined legbands and soiling her dress to the point of no return, Daisy learned a valuable lesson indeed that day…
“I should’ve worn a diaper today!!!”
