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giving away $400 swagboard (hoverbaord) cuz i got an extra one in mail

🕑 Added 2021-08-23 21:51:48 +0000 UTC

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Shimmy Me

Non copyright music be like

Lord Anxiety

Sweden

toemad got da hoverboard? da board that do be hoverin? h?

Bruh Moment

Please mr. Toe, I would like that bored

What the dog doin

Amogus

Lilith Jackson

My mom would beat me if i didn’t listen to her. Only problem is I’m deaf. I have the hearing setting set to 0 my mane

if you give it to me jin will be proud

give me the hover, my brown friend

lmao fat

funny

jimin is how hot gimme the hoverboard my brudda

gimme thefucking swagbored BOY

brudda

i’m not here for funny i’m here for reason and blackmail, if I do not recieve a floaty wheel, Brukanda falls on September 28 2021. No deals will be made and my requests must be fulfilled. Mr. Mad I hope you make the right choice. P.s. I piss in the soda fountains at Mcdonald’s :)

Crab Person

nuts

Balls

PapaGuni

Would be pretty funny for you to ship this to me in fucking uhhhhhhh the country schnitzel and hitler are from lmao

If I win this, I work at a hotel and I’d ride this shit around all day, I’ll literally Make a video of me riding around my job for this

why is it called burger king and not fuckin NIGGA BALLS

my guy if u ship to me it will cost $2 mil Australian = 2 USD cuz

ExplorerZach

what dog do?

Cringlybear

farded

chinese ninja fortnite google playstore 台湾不是一个真正的国家，我向中华民族道歉

deez nut

动态网自由门天安門天安门法輪功李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China

phatcunt

if u give me magic hover tech i will ride around town on it in joker paint and underpants my broda

Luke wasel

use strong password or choose my own fo today

Brina

Can I put my balls in ya jaw

Hey can I get that hoverboard with an egg roll.

U be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? What color the inside? Ur pussy real wet? Do it clap? Do it grip the meat? Its tight? U got cheese? How many fingers u use? What it taste like? you ever crab walk on da dick? U got yeast in there? ever drink goat blood? Can i smell it? Its warm? U suck the stank off tha dick? U hairy?

Man with the digeridoo

Take this L loser, im gonna through the roof!

Slanted

nigga balls

shid

Leo Desc

baba

Gabe Whittaker

None of the comments are funny who would've guessed lmao

Edp balls did 9/11

Toemad the new mrbeast be like bruh

somecallmesean_

This is cringe

Jordan Brown

this is hard to read bro

twomad

ok u win

Bowl

My asshole actually burns right now no cap I need something to ride to the er

Walnuttie

It's been a year gimme gimme

This is funny now you laugh

argg

cum

Greetings from somali brudda in Toronto

Big Juice Mommy Milkers

i forgor 💀

Whip and nae nae

bunger!

Bowl

You are father Bruhkunda... Forever my final message Goodbye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKLDnM1m3rg

Lennox Frew

My hero acadamia fans when some one suggests that touching children is illegal

purpleturtle

literally fuckin like gimme the goddamn hoverboard and i'll ride it into oncoming traffic no cap

i like camels

I’ve always wanted to see Twomad ride his hoverboard to a small boat dock with people on it and then just ride completely off the dock, no hesitation, and land straight in the water. I wonder if the people would actually try and help or just continue to stand there and assume that he’s retarded

bruhpoop

fart poop balls xd

When you’re a women and your homies are feeling quite parched: 🤱

Women's rights

How does a moose tell you to move over? Moose over

ha hey Twoemad?! (Fards shids Cums)

sooo when is nerf winston gonna be real?

please give me hoverboard i always wanted one, im not funny

Joel_Embiid

Penis Black

Reagan Waters

i agree

Reagan Waters

Among us

Joe

Brobo1235

I'm good I don't need one

so i posted some hardcore among us porn in your discord so can i get an unban?

i'm actually a comedy genius

kiezly 360

Underidoderidoderiododeridoo - Winston Churchill

I am unironically British

I don't have funny but here is a pretty fun story. I fucking flooded stairs in elementary school becuse i opened the fire hydrant valve and i never got caught.

ahmad sufian

nightcore look at me

“”I see” said the blind man to the deaf dog as the crippled grandma walked by.” Told the mute child to the black man who wasn’t starving as he played croquet with his fellow asians in Russia.

i dont want the board but jae says hello everyone here in the comments 😁😁😁

Gongy ging gang gong goon i brokey my bum bum with big sucky wucky cocky wocky tastse like yummy mum num legg

pyro_monkey

funny fart noise

GeorgeYTG

If you dont give it to me you are homophobic and don't support LGBTQIAYQUOKHCESGIJNMPVXDLWFRZT++++++++++ PREMIUM HD 4K HDR+ 22.5 PHOTOSHOP

how do i link my discord do i just do this armodillio#4134

bogos binted?

14. Do not disagree with the moderators or we will ban you

i have no supply of funy but pls give flyingboard because it looks sex and it is sex

Damo

What the dog doin

Gloriq

man send me this shit now before i nut in yo fucking ears

dcfecfxdx

Nigger

Funny

Pedophile Freestyle

Funny ತ_ತ

Gale

N o

channing

Bro if you just don’t give me the hoverboard you sussy among us built black boi I will come to your house and mouth feed you maple syrup

None of y’all mfs funny

Joe M.

Hey Shane Dawson, uh... I'm really sorry about your grandma. I know she's still hanging on but-- if-- I know it must be really hard right now. Um... I had to deal with so many people with the exact same thing. So like, that's same things happened to me like 5 times... with so many important people to me and I know that... when she does pass on I'll know that she'll go and she'll be with Jesus. I know that everything you've done really means a lot to her and she really loves you, and um, yeah... so, she's lived a great life, I'm sure. You've done everything you... can? Ya can't do anything to stop it. It's just a part of life. So, um...yeah, I'm really sorry...hope she has a good last while, hope she makes it...um... you're a great guy, Shane. Bruhkunda board 🥰

Sauciest Suspect

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mhvatum

My dog is scratching his balls

Drew Swamp

Give it to me now

dustinator21000

if i get it i will pee my pants

i come from the roof cause i dont know where the DOOR is!!

Yo mama

Brunorock55

funny among us what the dog doing twomad best do you know the way da people drink da water and fight to survive

bigdaddyswagmoney

We do be coming in waves with dat superflous whip be hopping on like damnnnn i pull up

StrappyBean

joe sama

in de begninging

in de... begninging

scp-458 ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■inflated testicles■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■retarded■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■among us■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■came thru the roof■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■mutilated genitalia■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■

You are the white version of joji and I'm all for it 👑👑

Chum chum the Lee got to go peee Rick ya pickle Rick cumin up hot u don’t know what he got but you gonna go to sleep baby see you in your dreams. -twomad’s father

LameBrane

Bro, imagine all the places I won't ride to when I get it 🤫

SageKleo

Dude wveryontikes ?? Yeh haeym

Bonkz

Fuck off cunt

Ian

Uhhhhhuhabauhba

joe manga

can we please have a moment of silence to remember the 27 (twenty seven) victims who lost their lives in the krusty krab bombing of 2003 😔😔😔🏳️‍🌈

Dodger North

Joe mama shashamga wendys Nutts imposter sus Katerino gay lmao

Dodger North

United States

Yo this some booty buttcheeks #howtoremovechickenfromfireextinguisher

IS THAT A DELICIOUS HUMBVERBORD.......i can almost taste me riding it.......*HOVERGASM NOISES*

can i put my

Vincent Huckins

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER

Hey guys.. um…, I’m sorry this took so long to come out, I was processing things and thinking things through and this is my first time going through something like this and I wanted to go about it as best as I possibly could, and I want to be honest. My relationship with Carson was very complicated, I had a boyfriend at the time and neither Carson nor my boyfriend at the time knew about each other, and while I was clear with Carson that Carson and I were not in a relationship, I still let him on and ended up hurting Carson and my boyfriend at the time very badly in the process.

Got called a Racist at Burger King :/

or give the hoverboard to Trudeau at the Halloween party call that a magic carpet ride

Canada be like eat maple syrup pretend not to kill children and be racist headass

John Velickoff

https://twitter.com/papasuess/status/1429937664761860105?s=21

John Velickoff

what the dog doin?

Fox

underidoderidoderiododeridoo

I'll give you 3tb of pictures of just black cock

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Shroompoleon

bogos vented (sus)

I'll suck your Jordan's for it

water ice sal

ayo wgat the dog doin no im not amngsus 21 im from kenya kenya deez nuts

Cpt Cheez

Dietz Nuts Man idk we all know this nigga never laughs at shit we tell him

deez nuts

Curtis

Donkey from shrek Rule 34 Cummies

Kermit the Frogs fingers

What's green and smells like bacon

这些坚果

Cumdragon

With funny.

Mobo Hobo

Ey yo the pizza here, oh nigga!

Also I'm from UK (bo'o' o' wo'ah) so idk if that's gonna have any problems with shipping

I'm not funny, give

Bitch bitch boy

cmrnfrsr

i gave you twomad fone. now laugh at my 6 hour cooldown.

Baby Capybara

ඞ amogus

afgasd adgasd

I have no legs

I got a 1 in 710 chance that’s less than me getting a girlfriend I like those odds fat men unite

How do I clean lead

buttermilk

you think twomad will laugh if i comment

I did it not too much but it wasn’t good lol I was thinking thinking of it but it was a good thing lol lol I love love mama love her So much oh lol I don’t think I have to get a hold of him I just don’t know what to do that I don’t know know what you mean you don’t know how about it but I’m still at work and I don’t know what to rob.

James Gurr

When is Chinese ninja coming?

Deez, nutz bro.

Telris

Pick the least funny so the replies have a chance to win

I hate dream and love you two mad speaking of 2 I hate my 2 gay dads I was racist as a young boy but now as a man I’m homophobic and I blame it on my dads they would always send me dick pics which was gay and I hated it so now I chopped of my penis hopping to win the hover board. I lied I’m an obese 15 year old from America with divorced parents living the American dream. Speaking of dream I will order my family the dream burger if my penis doesn’t get my hair done

BadgerBonfire

funny

95% of these replies are just completely unfunny

😏

Corgi_Love

Did you hear about Paul Walker’s rap? Wrapped around that tree.

Chōsō

They came through the door because they don't know how to come in through the roof because they are BTS

Oh, Greetings. Until I saw your presence, I was in the midst of exiting this current room, in order to arrive in bedroom so that I could rest. I acknowledge that we did not use the Skype app to talk to eachother through means of wireless connection, but, I think that the fact that we did not do this does not particularly matter. I hope that the rest of your night continues well, I shall be with you again tommorow.

Is that what the point of the mask is?

I legit don't want it, but the old hag(me granny) downstairs needs it

wada haell.... letuce....

Joel

Donda is gonna release before September.

Rian Swanson

⁶

If ya don't jiggiladang then you don't jiggilabang on da gang 🗣️💯🤷‍♂️

I doubt shit I'll say will be le funny funny and make Mr two toe mad do the cummy wummy and pissy in his panties so I'll just sit here and cri 😢😢😭 amogs ඞ

idiot

Shut the hell up and eat a cinnamon roll

these replies make me want to kms

Penis butt

Can I have it my moms dads fathers sister died in Chernobyl so i have radiation poisoning and my fragile bones will break if I dont get off road hoverbord

Vincent Huckins

the devil whispered in my ear “you’re one shot” i told him i got a medkit

SGG

nigga cat for the pussy. Xbox 1 PS4 for the pussy.

Abuzz03

These replies are aids

give it to a person with no legs lol

https://twitter.com/hi1ar10us/status/1427769963331399680?s=21

Vincent Huckins

i paused my game to be here (the shirt i’m wearing to my first day at school)

Hey did you know that Winnie the Pooh is censored in China

Mr.breast furburger among us balls. *In Obama impression. “Errr Michael, scratch my balls”.

this shit whack asf cant even post images, pattron got hhemroids?

rubix cube competition gambling millions on jim kong bop to win

if we really think about it, what is funny? is funny objective? can we define funny with hard terms? is funny a fundamental human concept? or is funny something we created as a society? without modern culture would funny exist? we may never know.

latenitexeno

wiggle woggle dongle sauce shmeggle wopple nopple sheggle shogs

SGG

bruh

Pump Daddy C

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Hukitul

Nigga balls

I like ya cup g *slaps tits*

Brudda I wish to ride the swagmobile into a bus

Martin B (Smarties)

Nobody here is funny including myself

I need skadboard, give me

I want it so i can give it to kpop jimoon

Freddy five night markiplier balls HD

Professor Baelus

alright so two guys walk into a bar. one says amongus. the other says sus. the first guy does tasks. the second guy reports a body. who is the imposter?

I’m 300lb

Slap the depressed kid's wrist and said "I like ya cut G"