James Kenji Lopez-Alt
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I Wrote a Recipe for The Simpsons. Here it is.
🕑 Added 2025-06-03 01:22:44 +0000 UTCA few months my podcasting partner for The Recipe, Deb Perelman (of Smitten Kitchen), got an email from one of the producers of The Simpsons asking if we'd be interested in providing a recipe for an upcoming episode with a chance to appear in the background.
Even when I'm in a phase of my my life where I'm trying to say "no" to more engagements, this one was a no-brainer. I've been a fan of the Simpsons ever since the Tracey Ullman show days. In college I owned a recorded-from-tv video collection of every season from 4 through 12 (what I'd consider the golden age of the Simpsons) and watched it in its entirety multiple times a year. True, I haven't seen the more recent seasons (it's up to 36 now. 36!), but it's safe to say that Springfield holds a special place in my heart.
To be fair, our appearance in the show is less than a cameo–we appear for a few moments in the background on a poster as Homer and Fat Tony are chatting–but... to be Simpsonized feels like I've entered a new, more animated phase of life. I felt as giddy as Lisa discovering Paul McCartney's secret garden behind the non-alcoholic beer fridge at the Kwik-E-Mart (a gag that would not work today given the popularity of non-alcoholic brews these days.)
The episode, called Stew Lies, centers around Homer and Fat Tony and features a flashback in which Tony, then a member of the Prussian mob, inherits his adoptive mob-boss fathers' recipe for a dish called The Stew of Violence.
Having been the chef at a German beer hall, I was tasked with coming up with a suitable recipe. The recipe was going to be shown in its entirety on the show on a slip of paper handed to Fat Tony, which meant that it actually had to work for folks with fast enough fingers to pause it on the correct frame.
What I landed on was a meaty stew flavored with ingredients you'd typically find in German sauerbraten: dry red wine and vinegar (or black currant wine and Kobold blood according to the recipe as shown in the show), sugar, and warm spices like ginger and allspice giving it a sweet-and-sour flavor that balances nicely with the rich savoriness of the reduced braising liquid. Sauerbraten is typically made with beef rump roast, but in honor of early season Bart, I decided not to have a cow (man), and went with pork instead.
Here is the recipe, adapted for home cooks without access to neither Kobold blood, black currant wine, nor deer from deep in the heart of the Romincka Forest.
Yes, Stews Can be Overcooked
The recipe itself is fairly simple. Though it's a bit time consuming, most of that time is hands-off, and you get a home filled with delicious aromas as it cooks.
The only real tricky bit is making sure that the pork is neither under- nor over-cooked. For a long time, I was under the impression that braised meats could not be overcooked. That if the meat was imperfect in any way, the key was to just keep cooking it.
I've since seen the error of my ways. Just like with roasting or barbecue or pan-searing, braised meats have a specific window of doneness during which they are ideal. Undercooked braised meats will have a springy, chewy texture as the tough connective tissue in it has not had enough time to convert to tender, mouth-coating gelatin.
Overcooked braised meat will get increasingly dry, eventually taking on a sort of pulpy texture, like wet cardboard. It's structural tissues have been taken too far and its lost the ability to retain any moisture. A chunk of meat might have liquid in it, but as soon as you bite it, it wrings out like a sponge, leaving you with a mouth full of broth and a dry, pulpy mass between your teeth.
Perfectly cooked meat should be broken down just enough that it barely holds together but chews easily with just a little pressure. Its gelatin should be soft but tight enough that it thickens the liquids inside the meat so they stay in place as you chew, all the way until the moment you swallow.
The timing on this can vary depending on the temperature at which the meat is cooking, but generally around 2 1/2 hours is ideal. As always, use your own senses to judge when things are ready.
Nail it perfectly, and you've just created a home-cooked meal with the power to quell even the most passionate of family feuds.
The Stew of Violence (Sweet and Sour Braised Pork and Vegetables, as seen in The Simpsons)
Every recipe I publish here is personally tested, tasted, and approved.
What I like about this recipe:
Wine, vinegar, sugar, and warm spices give the broth a rich yet bright sweet and sour flavor.
Braising the pork for just the right amount of time ensures that it is tender and juicy.
Leaving the lid slightly ajar while braising encourages evaporation and the browning of proteins on the stew's surface, adding and concenctrating flavor.
Yield: Serves 4-6
Active Time: 30 minutes
Total Time: 3 hours
Ingredients
For the aromatics:
3 medium cloves garlic, unpeeled
3 coin-size slices of ginger
4 thyme sprigs
3 bay leaves
1 tablespoon whole black peppercorns
1 tablespoon whole yellow mustard seed
6 whole allspice berries
For the Stew:
2 tablespoons (30ml) vegetable oil
Kosher salt
3 pounds (1.25 kilograms) boneless pork shoulder, cut into 2-inch chunks
1 large yellow onion, thinly sliced(10 ounces; 275g)
3 tablespoons tomato paste (2.5 ounces; 75g)
2 cups (500ml) dry red wine
1/2 cup (125ml) red wine vinegar
¼ cup (50g) brown sugar
4 cups (950ml) homemade or store-bought low-sodium chicken stock
3 medium carrots (8 ounces; 250g), cut into large chunks
3 medium ribs celery (6 ounces; 180g), cut into large chunks
½ head of white cabbage (8 ounces; 250g), cut into 1-inch squares
For the Stew:
1. Place garlic, ginger, thyme, bay leaves, whole peppercorns, mustard seed, and allspice berries in the center of a large triple-layered square of cheesecloth and tie it into a pouch with butcher’s twine. Set aside.
2. Adjust oven rack to lowest position and preheat oven to 300°F (150°C). In a large Dutch oven, heat oil over medium-high heat until shimmering. Season pork all over with salt and add to Dutch oven. Cook, turning occasionally, until pork is well browned on all sides, about 10 minutes.
3. Add onion and cook, stirring and loosening up any browned bits from the bottom of the pan, until softened and lightly browned, about 3 minutes. Add tomato paste and cook, stirring, until pork and onions are coated and the paste starts to sizzle lightly, about 2 minutes.
4. Add wine and vinegar and reduce, stirring, for a few moments. Add stock and brown sugar, stirring to loosen up any browned bits from the bottom of the pan. Add the cheesecloth sack with aromatics. Bring to a simmer, cover with the lid slightly ajar, and transfer to the oven. Cook for 1 ½ hours, then stir in the carrots, celery, and cabbage. Continue to cook with the cover slightly ajar until the pork is completely tender, about 1 hour longer.
5. Transfer the pot to the stovetop and discard the cheesecloth packet. Bring to a heavy simmer and cook until the sauce has reduced to a light glaze, about 5 minutes. Taste and adjust seasoning with more salt and pepper as desired. Stew can be made ahead, cooled at room temperature, then stored in the fridge for up to 5 days. Reheat before serving.
Comments
Andrew
I think it’s this colab he did some time back https://www.earlywooddesigns.com/blogs/earlywood-wooden-utensils-blog/cooking-up-success-how-earlywood-found-a-perfect-recipe-with-kenji-lopez-alt?srsltid=AfmBOorjR5Wr32vUKwg1RgMQajXkMFxQurLiFPf7pub3YFjEKQR2UqUP
deviled_bells
How large of a Dutch oven do you need?
Mike Gordon
I wonder what the timing would be if you instant pot this? Kenji has a Serious Eats beef stew here: https://www.seriouseats.com/pressure-cooker-beef-stew-recipe It calls for: “Stir to combine, seal pressure cooker, and bring to high pressure. Cook for 30 minutes, then rapidly release pressure and open cooker. Using tongs, fish out and discard carrot, celery, thyme, bay leaves, onion, and garlic. Add potatoes and reserved sautéed mushrooms, pearl onions, and carrots to stew, reseal cooker, bring to high pressure, and cook 15 minutes longer. Rapidly release pressure.” Maybe something similar?
Tom
Thanks Kenji! I think I have to make this recipe just so I can say, with the appropriate accent, "Here is your Stew of Violence! Or else!"
Jackson Crowther
Is this something that would freeze well?
Adam
What is the spatula/scraper/stirrer that Kenji is using in the YouTube version of this recipe?
Nancy Lafleche
Thank you so much for sharing the recipe!
Elena D'Amico
This is so cool! Thanks for sharing the recipe too.
Solo
Ha I tried to screenshot this recipe when watching the episode but Hulu has an anti screenshot feature happy to be able to try this recipe out
EnthusiasticOwl
Next time you visit Canard with Bill, you can do so with swagger.
