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Virtual Boy Wario Land WITH LYRICS (Wario Apparition Saga Part 3)
🕑 Added 2020-11-12 06:17:25 +0000 UTCHey guys! A few big uploads needed one more week to cook, so I hope you enjoy this goofy little mini-number! Should be dropping friday or saturday on YT!
LYRICS:
(SPEAKING)
Weh! Heh! WAHAHA! I got a total STEAL on this Virtual Boy!
Because I stole it! From Mario!
I could make a nice profit on this rare piece of ju, er, Ultimate Classic System, so let's-a see if it still works...
(/)
Hey, Wario Land's inside here! Wa-ha! Wario Rejoices!
(Hip Hooray, something to play)
A hunt for hidden treasures from my illustrious past!
(Nostalgia, Also Migraines)
But there's a little problem, with these tacky color choices
(Red and black, this palette lacks)
I can't tell if these artifacts are made of gold or glass!
(Seems like something we'd best move on past)
(Save it for last)
I can fly, dash and shoot out blazing fire!
Wearing animals on my head!
But one stinkin' hit
And I'm shrunk and seein' red
(Even without the bull hat)
I've only started playing, and it's begging me to stop now?
(Take a break, for goodness sake)
I've barely run the clock now! Don't tell Wario what to do!
(SPEAKING)
Besiides, I'm FIIINE. I used to play this thing for HOURS and all I lost was my Slightly Misaligned Pupils!
(/)
Let's bash a couple bosses! They're real weak against concussions!
(Smash their brains, leave them in pain)
They're honestly pathetic! Just a few stomps and they're dead!
(Defeated, stage completed)
Except this apparition, he's tough! No further discussion!
(Slam his nose, this boss fight blows)
Guess someone else decided to be a giant floating head!
(Each virtual boy is personalized)
(HE'LL SHOW YOU FUN)
Every level requires a key to beat it
And they're usually not hard to find
This one's got me stumped
guess I'll wait and plan some crimes...
(the clock opens to reveal the key)
(THAT'S WHERE THE KEY WAS THIS WHOLE TIME?!)
(SPEAKING)
W: Allright, I guess that's enough for now. Now to sell this thing for big bucks!
M: Hey! Somebody Stole the Virtual Boy from my Game and Watch Gallery!
W: (chucking) Wahahah...
M: I sure hope they didn't play it! That model got recalled when it made Shy Guy's eyes turn red forever! He's been wearin that-a mask ever since...
W: WAH? FOREVER?!
(wario lowers the virtual boy and the audience can see his red eyes)
W: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
