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Raising The Banshee Moon over Banshee Magazine!

🕑 Added 2017-08-23 19:33:20 +0000 UTC

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Rareș Neagu

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PBC_Global

Ha ha ha planet Z hey.

During the Zombie Apocalypse, immediately after being overtaken by the Zombie hoard and being bitten and turned into a Zombie myself. My ideal first meal would be Jen in a nice pink bikini with just a hint of Tango Sun gravy on the side(yes I know that gravy is .50 cents extra) I'm pretty sure that I'm never gonna get to have the meal due to the fact that I always have a difficult time getting a good table anywhere I go to eat and no doubt Jen or Exoman will install a ginormous hole in my cranium with their S&W .500 while I'm waiting for LuLu the waitress who is having a bad day herself talks to her lazy ass boyfriend on the phone about why he cant pick up his damn socks off the floor once in a while or help out around the house more instead of bringing me a damn menu or water. Just know this, I'm not leaving a gratuity after I'm dispatched since the service sucked, I had to ask for a clean fork because the one on the table was dirty and LuLu never once offered to refill my drink. So obviously Jen is safe from a Zombie attack because LuLu is a shitty waitress, her boyfriends a useless dick bag and I'm a shitty tipper.