heatherbeck
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🕑 Added 2019-04-30 21:57:37 +0000 UTCI was, until recently, one of the insufferable anachronistics with a flip phone. It took me a while to finally give in and embrace the whole smartphone thing, so I'll hope you'll forgive me for having the same fascination and level of amusement for photo editing on a phone that most of y'all did back in 2012 or so.
I've been fooling with this app called Photo Lab. Take pics, make them look artsy with crazy filters. It's fun. Because the interpretations change completely.
In the top-left, that's me stoned while watching a documentary.
Top-right, a screenshot from the next Bioshock game.
Bottom-left, midcentury deco-revival smoldering temptress painting.
Bottom-right, the Japanese ghost child who haunts your dreams because you watched that old videotape.
Though this picture does remind me that I've put on a few extra pounds over the winter. 😬🙄😒😔🤤 Not where you're thinking — the girls are still behaving — but in the past, whenever I would put on a little weight, I tended to go a little pear-shaped.
The good thing about huge breasts is that they do distract from other body parts... I'd have to put on a LOT of weight before someone says, "You know, Heather... the girl with the ass." Plus, the boobs make me look perpetually chubby-at-least anyway, so I've gotten used to it.
Ingred Bergman said her favorite movie to make was the one where she played a nun. She wore a habit the whole time, and she was thrilled about being able to eat anything she wanted without having to worry about her waistline.
I can get on board with that.
Comments
John Hollandsworth
you're a super model!
J
Hi there! Very much a fan of your writings, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't also lust after your ample and very gorgeous figure as well. I thoroughly enjoy both your Patreon and IG content. Both are intellectually stimulating, in addition to being quite titillating. Cheers on your existential exploration - consider me a willing follower as you find your way. J P.S. - I've noticed a few gorgeous pics on IG (the black hole one comes to mind immediately) that don't have an uncensored equivalent; any plans to bless us with these glorious images?
Peter Wicks
You look alright to me...You still have all your real hair and teeth so you are doing fine
Chelsea
So I saw your Instagram and saw the link here and then I saw the avatar quote and I was like YESSSS I’ll definitely pay.
Stephen Prandy
Very #NICE
Rick
That feeling when you find out Heather is aware of the awesome Steampunk of Bioshock. 🥰😍😘 Also... I’m loving this. First word that came to mind... “sexy”
Dominic Hood
Hope this is the start of us seeing a few more pictures of you x x 😊
