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Would you rather...

🕑 Added 2020-01-30 01:55:18 +0000 UTC

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erasmo malagnino

Goddess of beauty without any doubts

Skyler Patrick Wright

Biggest most beautiful naturals I've ever seen in my whole life, major thumbs up!

Cristian

We had nearly all the same answers except the second to last one. Humans are terrible and I’d rather communicate with animals

Rebrab nhoj

Love this

Michael G

I’d rather lick your nipples every time I cum

Raymond

Same as you

Dingus Ringus

massive<3

Mike c

WOW

A1stp

great pic. i agree with your answers except language. would luv to be able to talk to them , esp to help them when they are unwell.

Robert Johnson

Like a very nice Canadian

Robert Johnson

Also, I'd like to find a reason that I would be able to probably say hey idiot in a polite way.

Robert Johnson

The only reason why is it would be a nice if Jeopardy that way

Robert Johnson

My reasoning no one has been able to talk to animals and I'll find a program or someone who knows how to talk to everything in human ,and jokes are easier than insults to explain.

Robert Johnson

I already speak pseudo two/ three languages. As a biochemist it's just kind of learning a new language.

Bob Clevenger

Burp, 1x per year in public, 100 duck-sized horses because horses are generally pretty friendly whilst ducks can be nasty, universal polyglot would be awesome, "Hey Idiot!" and hope I get an interview with a certain politician.

Robert Johnson

You keep looking more beautiful and younger with every new photo.

Robert Johnson

Burp, duck horse size, defecate myself in public, talk to animals and Haha I'm kidding

Luca Paghera

For me: burp; annually in public; duck-sized horses; every language; "Hey, idiot." we are almost the same! P.S. you are beautiful!!!

Colton Westran

Thanks.

Colton Westran

coolest patreon I've been in.

Colton Westran

Thanks for doing this, I really appreciate it. I'd really like to become a speed reader, and this, I feel, really helps me improve my reading and visualization. Your awesome, please keep it up!

Will Holz

Farting while laughing just comes with age so I might as well get a jump on that Same for soiled britches, but that one gets more public now and then. Might still go with one a year in that area though The one horse sized duck would be pretty easy to juke, so I could get an advantage that way. Maybe use a loaf of bread as bait? I prefer most animals to most humans, and translators already exist, so talking to animals would at least be unique if not helpful The last one is strangely the toughest. One way you're sometimes a dick and sometimes playful, but never professional. The other way you're covered when you really are kidding, but completely unable to be sincere at all... Might have to go with Hey, idiot! for that one

Colton Westran

among the awesomest.

Colton Westran

And obviously your body and face, are really awesome looking as well.

Colton Westran

Q1:2, Q2:1,Q3:1,Q4:2,Q4:1 but really neither. Sorry, I just wanted to say that I really love your posts, Heather, all the stories and essays are really cool, and I really enjoy your writing style.