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Crush
🕑 Added 2021-05-20 15:16:26 +0000 UTCNormally, I would say a little something here, but I think all the details made it into the video.
I think the first time I saw something like this was on some YouTube clip a friend sent me a little while back. I think it was from some daytime talkshow from the 1990s? Jenny Jones, or something? Anyway, she had this dancer on the show, who had positively monster boobs, and her trick was that she could crush a whole line of beer cans, one after the other. (Giant melons, sensationalist daytime TV, AND crushed beer cans? What could be more American than that? This must be why the terrorists hate us.)
I think she actually did it braless, too, which I can NOT get my head around. Like, you can stand on an aluminum can. And when they crumple, you get all of these sharp edges. I know that I don’t want boob stitches! 😭
So, in the spirit of all of those great “don’t try this at home,“ shows that I grew up with, and using my unique position as quite the global thought leader in the field of boob science, I took all the necessary precautions.
And now, I have a pretty solid party trick for when the world opens back up, which is never a bad thing. My Christopher Walken impression SUCKS, so this is probably the next best thing?
Comments
Potting Shed guy
That’s just hilarious 🤣. But can imagine the pain 😱. I think Busty Hart was a US big boob model who did this too as part of a repertoire x
erasmo malagnino
I got excited watching you massaging them so accurately
Cristian
Wish that were my head
Mike McCullock
LOVE the Python reference. 🤘❤️
Rebrab nhoj
That was great. About the Jenny Jones Show, I met quite a few of those guests and their boobs were either silicone or have silly string which means they’re hard and heavy. That’s why they can smash cans. Seems like you found a way.
BullStud 180 BDE
That was soooo amazing!!! Huge kuddos for your creativity (loved the "Also Sprach Zarathustra theme song!), snarky but accurate commentary and for even trying this ... let alone that you got the intended and hoped for outcome ... I give my most heartfelt "standing O" ...
martin allen
power Girl is looking a bit worried...
Duo Maxwell
Will Ferrells character in Old School after he gets tackled by the Dean “…looks glorious”
Artemo
Heather, salut du sud de la France ... tu es magnifiquement belle !!!
71Bronco
Well, that is a little intimidating. LOL
Willendork
To be fair, the instant that Olga demolished that can, i thought the poor resolution of the camera was actually ripples! My bad...
Davidantonio
Is increadible this video!!! It might will be nice to see your face in the crushing moment and also your reaction after the hit :)
Michael Colby
In a Christopher Walken voice, “wow!”
Michael Colby
If you could master a Christopher Walken impression and combine it with this the result would be impressive
Colby
I'm really "crushing" on you right now
Petrafied
I don't remember this part of 2001: A Space Odyssey 🤔
Angel D.
Can you do that to my face?😂😂😂😂
Mookie Johnson
That was awesome! I'm glad you weren't injured in the process
WookieeCrossbow
2001: ASO, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and a nice shout out to The Price is Right. And of course: Can crushin’ Boobs. What more could anyone ask for? Glad the ladies weren’t harmed, lest someone gets sacked...
