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The Difference Between Men and Women
🕑 Added 2021-08-26 04:44:26 +0000 UTCMars and Venus (a little in-joke for Astrid there — she'll probably correct me on my subpar knowledge of astrology). Anyway, the difference between gents and dames, guys and dolls. Yeah, in short, I would say that pretty-much everyone treats you a little differently when a part of you enters the room a few seconds before the rest of you does. Certainly differently than I remember being treated in my 30 years on this earth before Nat and Olga took over. More anecdotes, stares, and surreptitiously pulled camera phones than I can count (I wonder how many videos of me have ended up as clickbait — "This woman has boobs — and dentists are FURIOUS at her for it!"), which has been an adjustment over the years to be sure. I've adapted, and enough to know that there is a difference between the sexes: one I've tried to cover a little in this little audio duo.
If you DO happen to bump into me in line at the grocery store? Tricky thing is I haven't got any solid advice for you. I guess just keep in mind that I'm actually a normal lady and act accordingly — that's pretty much all I can think of. And, try to ignore how many bottles of wine are on the conveyor belt. I keep all the extra boozes in my boobies, sometimes semi-literally, as this recording will allude to.
Comments
Stephanie D
I completely adore you. As someone who is neither, both, or either, and can be a spectacle in Thier own right (Mameries included) preach it! I have been told I should be ashamed of myself by not one, but 4 Karen's in my lifetime. Your candor and eloquence screams what goes on in my own brain! Bravo
spyrokeet Spyrokeet
It’s genuinely enjoyable to listen to your thoughts spoken with you your voice. Love how candid and honest you are about your thoughts and experiences.
