Just a wee hiccup…
🕑 Added 2024-11-29 14:34:16 +0000 UTC…Before I get myself back to the sexy stuff.
Me: Hey, what can you do?
Human Body: Shit, dude, I can create a whole new human, hair, teeth, cardiovascular system, you name it.
Me: That’s so cool! How about sprained ankles?
Human body: Fuck, no. You banged that up last year? I am just WAITING for you to tweak that sucker the wront way, ever-so-slightly. It’ll never feel the same again, BwAhAHaHAhA!
Comments
solemnlie429
Troll foot
Kevin Olson
That used to happen to me when I was younger I remember it being absolutely treacherous. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I wouldn't wish it on you either you're the epitome of perfect... Articulate to!
martin allen
For more than one obvious reason, you've really got to watch your step. I look down all the time, but after years of being ripped off by crooked Florida nursing homes (and there is no other kind), looking for dropped change has become a way of life. Hey, I found a $100 bill about a year ago...
William Eardley
Your sexy injured too. The sacrifices you make for us. Have done this at last 21 times. Enjoy your rest. Sending love and prayers for a quick recovery
James McDonald
Sorry that you got banged up. Hope it heals quickly.
SoloGants
Thats the worst part about soft tissue injuries, ankles specifically, they just never heal quite right.
Jeff
If misery loves company has any appeal I wound up in immediate care yesterday as I took a misstep approaching the grill. Ankle is every color of the rainbow. My 3 year granddaughter yells “pop-pop fell down and went ouch!”
Uberius
Get well soon, Heather!
Ursanoire
Get well soon <3 That's a bit annoying it's been a year and you're still recovering
lithium_green
Sorry to see you hurt, Heather. Hope your ankle feels better soon