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Halo show review
🕑 Added 2022-05-27 09:15:34 +0000 UTC(Paramount + on trial for heretical incompetence.)
They handed off halo to people with less storytelling talent than the Combat Evolved writing team. Shoulda let Neil make his ODST show all those years ago.
Overall solid 3/10. its a real shame we have to endure another season of this tripe
Comments
Glarn Boudin
"Tartarus. Smack his balls." I choked on my fucking drink
Andrew Waters
Oof. Had heard bad things and the clips seen weren't great. Please tell me the Elite's line isn't an actual quote from the showrunners. Not looking at the source material is a guarantee that the adaptation will be bad. Monke Slap makes it all good though. As a sop, I recommend Amazon Prime's Invincible for an adaptation done spectacularly well and with respect.
