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This Is Not a Podcast - Ep 4

🕑 Added 2019-12-30 17:01:01 +0000 UTC

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OFFCANNY

Yep! Sent off a while back, tracking shows it stuck in Singapore though.

richie

did anyone ever win the golf ball?

Adam Cook

I stand with Adri

Gavin Kapuscinski

been a little while since an update i feel :(

Ali

There's no such thing as a golf meme, fucking boomer sport.

Adam Mathews

Garte is puttin the balls in golf

TingArlsol

Was a good idea. Enjoyed it thoroughly. Yall only made gold so far lmao.

PrestOwen

golf meme: golf

crool_

balls

crool_

golf ball hits me in the ball

crool_

my face when

jim

GBT - golf ball torture is an activity involving application of force to the golf ball or floor.

MTG Asher

yes

thehufbagel

golf wang

Suchswager

Everyone: ....... Garret: gO gEt ThE bAlL

Ray Wonder

Garrett turned out good

seraun

hahahhahah offcanny more like golffcanny lol

Jiblii

Tiger Woods Status: Balding (45%), Divorces (1), favorite pastime: (Golf). Consensus: upper-class, middle aged man

T_Zer0

tiger woods be like ooga booga i play golf

Andrew Kerbey

l l a b f l o g

aquiles serdan

my wife left me for her golf couch

Chandler Brewer

https://i.imgur.com/EIeDeGf.jpg There’s better memes but fuck it

Glowl

What's a golfers favorite dance move? The Bogey.

Rickbot

My dad frequently beat me with the Wiimote and nunchuk almost akin to Bruce Lee when he didn't get anything higher than an eagle in Wii golf.

dilbet

here is my golf meme https://i.imgur.com/qCbuUyE.png

Doublematt23

https://www.reddit.com/r/GolfMemes/comments/d0wiwl/bad_news_lol/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link

Cold

I think my Girlfriend is a golfer. Because she be hittin my balls in the summer

Eric

GALF

Andrew Lee

Bend over golf wife

Jayden Roache

GOLF AM I RIGHT

Jayden Roache

How do you know if a golfer is cheating on his wife. If His name is Tiger Woods

Kyle Snyder

You should give the golf ball to TEE.... i'll see myself out

Melissa Luna

https://twitter.com/golfmemes1/status/356146852883734529?s=21

Trane

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/4a/7b/414a7b974ea4199e0f6f20b53a8846e7.jpg

Forceuser756

Tiger Woods be like: I stan Adri.

joshguy27

I was playing golf with my dad the other day and he beat me. Then we moved onto the next hole

Marco Vee

golf is like this video- i have no idea what's going on because i just subscribed to your patreon like 5 minutes ago soo i got a lot of catching up to do.

OFFCANNY Eli

Epstein would still be alive if he was allowed to play golf while he was in jail

Buttscuzyolo

Good Garrett idea

Jackson Lee

Golf is like talking to women. I don't talk to women.

Quinn Curtis

https://www.americangolf.com/blog/app/uploads/2013/05/581665_393977133954036_1289025026_n.jpg

Julio G

Oh yeah I got a great golf joke! Epstein didn’t kill himself.

Alex Zicaro

Tiger woods be like: mah wife

Adam Keele

I fucking love the vibe in these post shoot vids. Just shooting the shit with the homies. As for a meme, I present a golf Haiku, I have a caddy Phil Mickelson my daddy I Stan OFFCANNY

Julio G

Not even two minutes in and Adri wants to talk about her balls

M1sterX

You guys are doing a great job with this patreon content! Thanks!

Toby DeSloover

Is Offcanny just an excuse for them to cover up their poly-relationship? To be continued...

Amere_

I will take my golf boll now thank yuo

Amere_

Tigger wood be like: hold beer i am golf!

g3lin

Here is your golf meme good sir http://i.imgur.com/mAWFfpL.gifv

BillyBigButtz

I don't have any golf memes but one time in middle school me and some friends hit golf balls from our minigolf course into the road until someone snitched and we got kicked out. Haven't played golf since and that was like 14 years ago. I feel bad about it tbh

Vinnie

https://www.liveabout.com/tiger-woods-jokes-1566419 funny stuff here

Jordy Sanders

I LIKE BALLZ :)

Jordy Sanders

Huh? Who is this guy

Emily Inman

https://twitter.com/EmiCaffeine/status/1211710484610797568?s=20

Jabbles 'Raz'

https://twitter.com/DingleberryRaz/status/1211708718712115209?s=19

Juan Suarez Jr

Q. Last week at the British Masters runner-up, and then at the moment tied third here. Now, you couldn't have played in front of two more contrasting galleries. MATT WALLACE: Yeah. The British fans were amazing last week. And then obviously the American fans here are rooting for their own. But that was crazy out there today, and it was -- there were so many cheers and roars going on that you kind of knew what was happening. D.J. is making a run at it. But for me to try and stay in my own competition and try and finish third, really, in the end I wanted second, but I would have taken third. I think we're looking at tied third at the moment. That's not a bad week for me. Q. And did you think today's were the most difficult conditions? The winds switched and the end of the golf course was brutal? MATT WALLACE: I think that was shown by the scores. That was by far the hardest we had all week. I had a drive on 16 that I hit probably the best drive that I hit all week, and it probably went 250 yards down the hill. So I had the couple gusts out there today. But I really dug deep and showed another side to myself that I was proud and kept churning away and trying to produce the best I could out there, and 2-over was the best I could have done. Q. Well, it was a really gutsy putt on 16 to save your par. MATT WALLACE: Massive. 15 as well. Up-and-down from 75 yards, 16 up-and-down from 60 yards. And just constant on that back nine. It was hard. But, yeah, really happy with that. And I can do that now, and that's what you need to do in majors. So I've done it now and hope I can two steps better in a few weeks' time. Q. And would you be ready to put your name on the Ryder Cup in 2024 and take them all on? MATT WALLACE: I looked in the mirror this morning for some reason and I saw yesterday's highlights, and I thought, yeah, I could see myself playing Ryder Cup here, and I don't feel like I can -- I want to be there now. I really do. And I feel like I can be there, whereas before maybe I didn't feel like I could, and now I really feel like I can. FastScripts Transcript by ASAP Sports