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Mega64 Patreon Summer 2021 Gift Package
🕑 Added 2021-03-20 08:47:24 +0000 UTC
ATTN!!! This is urgent. We were dying to show our patrons a brand new stunning gift package for Summer 2021... but a gruesome group of hackers have taken over the manufacturing and are releasing an unauthorized package!!! This is a disgrace to design and an affront on Mega64's long standing commitment to quality AND privacy.
This is what we've been told will be given to patrons who get in on Tier 3 by March 31 and stay on in April and May as well:
-the Cyberpunk 2077 source code and 6TB of "Star Wars Detours" unreleased episodes
Under strict legal advisement against this package, the hackers reconsidered and will not be distributing that package after all. Instead it will be:
-HACKING IN PROGRESS mousepad (pictured above), in stunning CRT quality and perfect for all devious desktop activity.
-HACKER USB ILLEGAL FILE ARCHIVE: the hackers have accumulated illegal documents, audio files, video files, and more. This thing is unfortunately full of them. They even broke into our archives and nabbed our humiliating videos we made in high school!
This USB drive contains a plethora of these unauthorized files, including MEGA64 ORIGINS: THE EMBARRASSING HIGH SCHOOL COLLECTION VOL. 1, a collection of videos made by the Mega64 crew in their high school years. This was previously available only on a forbidden VHS intended to be seen by NO ONE, but is now presented in a digital format. It will also include a commentary track, recorded by the Mega64 crew for their own private entertainment and now released to the public against their wishes. (The photo above is a placeholder image, the final design of the drive will be revealed at a later date).
As always, Tier 3 also gets all the stuff Tier 2 gets-- an exclusive fancy enamel pin and smaller mystery items. We won't show that stuff now but, as always, you'll want 'em.
You have until March 31 to get in on funding and stay on for 3 months to qualify for the package. Any funding after that will still do great things, unlock exclusive video stuff, and you'll just go into counting towards the package after this one. Stay tuned for more announcements and don't miss out!
*All artwork and items/plans subject to change. As always, these images are mockups in progress and all products may have differences in final release.
**Thanks for your support!
***Be careful and safe!
Comments
Jeffrey “Brawl96” Mizrahi
Just realized I never got the USB drive for Mega64 origins. Who can I contact to get the digital files for these? Been a tier 3 patron since 2019.
Amy Hua
Just received mine and the mousepad definitely exceeded my expectations! <3 you guys
Mega64
Nope. Soon!
Furious Jay
Has this gift package been shipped? I Switched to Tier 3 before the March 31 deadline and didn't receive any package or shipping notifications. Much love from Canada!
Andrew Morgan
Just switched to Tier 3. What are the dimensions of the mouse pad?
Pieter Montoulieu
Hell yes, this thing is going in front of my windows XP rig
Mega64
Send an email to merch @ mega64 dot com and let’s see if we can get to the bottom of that
Mega64
The Madden Rap themed package has just been shipped and the Todd & Aaron package is going out soon!
KingBCruel
Same here
KingBCruel
Has the previous tier 3 package been shipped out?
Eddie Burdick
Hecked again, eh?
SlavicGold
Im in I need the mousepad
Zachary Prohaska
Awesome! Can't wait to watch!
Shokujiko
I've been subscribed to Tier 3 since last Fall and I still haven't gotten any packages at all :(
Michael Weaver
Looks like I'll have to go to Tier 3 and ensure this package the hackers are sending out doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
Willy Lane, The Sickest in the Game
Oh fuck.
Carl Mueller
Not gonna say I'm the one that hacked you, but you should probably come up with a stronger password than PinkRanger42069 next time. ;)
Nikolai Zablockis
Damn those hackers! I cannot wait to have that mouse pad in my office
