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Chapter Seventy-Two (TIBK)
🕑 Added 2025-09-03 08:06:21 +0000 UTC[Daily Absorb Limit: 0/2000 MF - Reset in 00:16:52]
"Commander?" Leif finally burst out. "You can't... are you sure? Giving everything away? Now? To...?"
Eirik stopped abruptly. He deliberately avoided looking at Rurik, focusing entirely on the young Fenrir heir.
"Yes, Leif," Eirik gestured limply towards Rurik. "Yes. The Order has decided. My... abilities... require guidance. Serious guidance. Far beyond what I can manage here."
He forced a resigned expression onto his face.
"The fortress, the people... they deserve stability. Order. Lord Rurik has the full backing of both the Earl and the Chantress. He understands the North."
He placed a hand on Leif’s armored shoulder, feeling the young man tense.
"You will be in much better hands. My path... it leads elsewhere." He dropped his hand. "Serve him as you served me. Protect Abercrombie. That’s what matters."
Rurik beamed beside him.
"My brother is wise to see the larger picture, Leif. Stability is the priority now. Abercrombie will flourish under the combined strength of House Stormcrow and the Order’s blessings." He gave Leif a reassuring, almost paternal smile. "Your loyalty is noted and valued, young Fenrir. I trust it will remain steadfast."
Leif’s jaw worked silently. His knuckles were white where he gripped the hilt of his sword. He was noble-born, trained in courtly manners, but the raw betrayal screamed in his eyes.
With immense effort, Leif managed a stiff bow. "As you command, Commander. Lord... Rurik Stormcrow."
Rurik’s smile widened.
"Excellent! Now, Commander," he turned back to Eirik, "a tour of the key facilities, then we address the people. Efficiency is paramount. The Chantress expects confirmation of the transition."
Eirik nodded numbly. "Of course."
He led the way, pointing out barracks, makeshift workshops, Fisk’s bustling ‘blessed trinket’ stall, the mushroom farm entrance, all while mechanically explaining numbers, supplies, defenses. He kept his posture slumped. He was a wind-up toy going through the motions, showing the new owner where the gears were.
Rurik listened intently, occasionally asking sharp questions about logistics or personnel.
They were near the south wall ice-works when Olaf stormed up. The huge man was blazing with fury and ignored Eirik’s presence entirely.
"You!" Olaf snarled as he took a threatening step towards the lordling. "Smooth-talkin’ snake! You waltz in here with your fancy priests and steal what he built! Steal it from men who bled for it! You think we’ll just bend the knee?!"
Rurik’s charming facade vanished. He didn’t flinch, but his hand drifted towards the hilt of his own sword.
"OLAF!" Eirik’s voice was startlingly sharp compared to his previous monotone. It was the command voice, the one that had carried over troll roars and Skarl battle cries. Olaf jerked as if struck, his furious gaze snapping to Eirik.
Eirik strode between them, placing himself directly in front of Olaf, forcing the bigger man to look down at him.
"Stand down! This is done. Lord Rurik Stormcrow speaks with the authority of the Order of the Everwinter and Earl Borin Ironhelm. His command is my command. Do you understand?"
Olaf’s chest heaved.
"YOU!" Spittle flew as he jabbed a thick finger at Eirik. "And you! You rolled over for him? After everything? After Grakk'Thor? After dragging us out of the mud?!"
Eirik stepped forward. His voice carried an unmistakable command.
"OLAF. STAND DOWN."
The big man vibrated with fury. "But—"
"APOLOGIZE!" Eirik roared. "Now!"
Olaf grinded his teeth. He looked into Eirik's eyes, searching for anything that might indicate a confidence that he had gotten so used to. That he had everything in control and would end this nightmare in a heartbeat.
Instead, he found nothing.
Why, Commander? Why are you doing this?
With a sound like a wounded bear, Olaf took a step back.
"My... apologies."
Rurik savored the humiliation. Then, he let his charming mask slid back into place. He chuckled.
"Feisty one! I like it!" He stepped forward and held out a hand that looked absurdly delicate next to Olaf’s gnarled fist. "Spirit is valuable, Lieutenant Olaf. Especially when channeled correctly. I heard you fought by my brother’s side during the retaking of Abercrombie. Impressive." He kept his hand outstretched. "Shall we make a fresh start? For the good of Abercrombie?"
Olaf stared at the offered hand like it was a venomous snake. He glanced at Eirik, who gave a nod.
With visible revulsion, Olaf slowly raised his own massive hand and gripped Rurik’s. The shake was brief and crushing, but Rurik's smile was unwavering.
"See?" Rurik released Olaf’s hand and turning to Eirik. "Understanding blossoms already! Now, brother," his tone shifted back to business, "the populace. They need to hear from you. The Chantress expects unity before dawn. Procrastination serves no one."
Eirik leaned in close to Rurik, pitching his voice into a confidential whisper laden with shame.
Rurik’s eyes widened momentarily. Then, a slow, genuine, deeply satisfied smile spread across his face.
"Ah, brother," Rurik murmured. "I confess, that possibility hadn't crossed my mind. But yes, I do understand. Perfectly." He placed a hand on Eirik’s shoulder. "A final... dalliance. A hero deserves a moment of... private farewell. I hadn't truly considered that. My apologies. Take your time. Compose yourself. Bid your... confidante... farewell. I will ensure you are not disturbed." His smile turned sharp. "Within reason, of course. The Chantress won't tolerate undue delay."
"Thank you, brother," Eirik mumbled. "Just... an hour. No more."
"And this matter," Rurik leaned in, putting a hand over his mouth, "should be utterly kept away from Leif Fenrir, yes? As you understand... the potential for youthful misunderstanding... or misplaced loyalty?"
"You understand my needs before I even open my mouth, brother." Eirik let his shame deepen.
"Good." Rurik nodded. "Now, the Chantress won’t be happy dawdling. Where do you want this... farewell... to occur?"
"I have... a chamber," Eirik gestured vaguely underground. "Below. Under the main cavern level. More... secluded. For... rest."
"Ah!" Rurik chuckled. "Resourceful to the last, brother. Hidden... just right. Very well. Lead on. I'll ensure you aren't disturbed."
———
Minutes later, the hide curtain covering the entrance to Eirik’s quarters — located just outside the periphery of the main cavern where most of the refugees lived — was pushed aside.
Isolde Fenrir stepped in.
"What in the Frost Mother's name is happening, Eirik?" she hissed. "They're saying… the Order… Varina… they're taking you? Tonight? Rurik is taking over? Is this true?"
Her gaze swept the sparse room – the stone bedframe piled with furs, the crude table, the flickering lantern. "Have you surrendered? After everything?"
Eirik didn’t answer immediately. He could almost feel Rurik’s predatory attention focused on the opening.
He closed the distance to Isolde in two swift steps. Before she could react or speak, he leaned in to whisper her ear.
"Play with me. For my brother listening outside."
What is this insanity? Isolde screamed internally.
Eirik straightened. His voice, when he spoke, was loud enough to carry faintly down the tunnel.
"Yes, Lady Fenrir," he announced. "It is true. The Order’s decision is final. I will be removed. Taken to the Everwinter Peaks. My time here… is done."
Isolde watched him, forcing herself not to react beyond a tightening of her jaw. Where is he going with this?
"But…" Eirik continued. "But we have tonight. This one night. Let’s not… waste it. Not when everything else is lost."
Oh, Frostbite, Isolde thought, understanding crashing over her like an avalanche.
He’s making it seem like… like we…! This is his gambit? Perversion? To buy time?
Before she could process it further, Eirik moved.
His lips pressed against her ear again.
"Mimic the sound! Lovers! Moans! Gasps! Anything! You play this badly, Rurik bursts in, finds nothing, knows it's a ruse, and I am DEAD! Understand?! My life is at stake HERE!"
Isolde froze against him. His body was tense, vibrating with suppressed tension, not passion. This is madness. Utter, degrading madness. But if Eirik had a plan… if this bought him time to strike…
Eirik, feeling her stiffen, whispered again.
"This was the only way!" Eirik whispered frantically against her temple. "Rurik gave me this time because he thinks he’s caught me in a scandal. This is new evidence of ‘perversion’ for him to use later. He wants to believe it! You have to make him believe we are doing exactly what lovers do right now, or he bursts in here and Varina finishes me! Please!"
Shame burned through Isolde, but she gave a minuscule nod against his hand. He released it slowly.
Taking a shaky breath, Isolde Fenrir, lady of a noble house, began to perform.
A soft, breathy sigh escaped her lips, artificially high.
Eirik responded instantly, deepening his fake, ragged breathing near her ear. "Yes…" he groaned, loud enough to echo slightly off the stone walls. He shuffled his feet roughly against the stone floor, creating a scraping sound.
Isolde forced another sound – a muffled gasp, like pleasure stifled. Eirik grunted in response. He shifted his grip, pulling her tighter, rocking slightly to create the illusion of movement.
Gods, this is humiliating, Isolde screamed inside. But she leaned into the facade, letting her own breathing become quicker. She made another sound, a low whimper, burying her face against his shoulder partly to hide her expression of sheer disgust.
"Good," he mouthed silently. "Keep going. Intermittent. Don't overdo it."
Isolde bit her lip, then let out another soft moan. She felt like an utter fool. A pawn in Eirik’s insane game. But she did it. She followed his lead, punctuating his heavy breathing with small, choked sounds of… something. Pleasure? Surrender? She wasn't sure, but they were convincing.
Then, without warning, Eirik pushed off the wall and turned.
His hand, the one that had been near Isolde’s shoulder, slammed flat against the cold granite of the chamber wall on the opposite side.
[Absorb.]
The chilling rush flowed through his palm. The granite beneath his hand simply… vanished. Like water soaking into thirsty sand. A section roughly the size of a large platter disappeared in a heartbeat, leaving a perfectly smooth depression.
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He immediately placed it higher on the wall. Another shallow scoop vanished.
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Isolde's eyes flew open, locking onto the section of wall that had simply disappeared. Her muffled gasp this time was entirely genuine.
He’s… eating the rock? While I’m…?!
Eirik met her shocked eyes for a fraction of a second. He gave the tiniest, almost imperceptible nod. Keep going.
She forced another breathy moan as Eirik touched the wall again. Another scoop vanished.
He broke the connection and, in one fluid motion born of desperate strength, surged upwards. He pushed off the sleeping slab, leaving Isolde momentarily sprawled. He landed lightly on his feet beside the slab. He didn’t pause. He raised both hands high above his head and pressed his palms flat against the cold granite ceiling.
[Absorb.]
This time, he didn't take shallow scoops. He focused his will. The ceiling directly above him dissolved upwards in a widening circle. Not just a depression, but a vertical shaft. Dust and tiny fragments pattered down onto his head and shoulders. The ceiling rose. Within seconds, he’d created a cylindrical recess several feet deep and wide enough for his shoulders.
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He was standing in a pit of his own making.
He braced one boot against the side wall of the new shaft. With his free hand, he pressed against the wall at waist height and absorbed. A small ledge formed, roughly the size of a thick book. He immediately stepped onto it. He raised his other foot, balancing precariously on the small perch, his head and shoulders now inside the initial shaft.
Below him, Isolde stared up, momentarily frozen, her mouth open in silent shock. The absurd pantomime had given way to terrifying reality. He was climbing, carving handholds out of solid rock!
Eirik glanced down. Sound! She needs to keep the sound going! He caught her eye and gestured sharply with his chin towards the door, then mimed the heavy breathing again.
She rolled onto her side, facing away from the door where Rurik might potentially see through a crack, and buried her face partially in the furs. She started again – louder gasps interspersed with low moans. She made the furs rustle vigorously, kicking her legs slightly for added effect.
It was grotesque, humiliating theatre, but it was loud. It covered the soft shhhhk of stone being absorbed and the faint patter of dust.
[MANA FRAGMENTS +30]
———
Rurik Stormcrow leaned against the cold stone wall of the tunnel outside Eirik’s hidden chamber.
What a fool, he smirked. The bastard who builds ice palaces still thinks with his loins. This is the final proof of his unfitness. After the Order finishes dissecting his little tricks in the Peaks, I’ll make sure this final ‘dalliance’ becomes common knowledge.
And Isolde… oh, Isolde. Your desperation clings to a sinking ship. When I reveal your little farewell, everything you had would be in utter ruin.
He mentally cataloged a dozen ways to leverage this, each more humiliating for Eirik and more advantageous for himself.
But the sounds went on. And on. Rurik’s initial amusement began to curdle into impatience. He checked the position of the guttering torchlight on the wall. Nearly an hour had crawled by. How long did the fool need? Was he trying to impress her? Prove something? The absurdity grated.
Enough, Rurik decided.
He cleared his throat deliberately and loudly.
The noises inside stopped abruptly. Silence descended. Rurik waited, picturing the frantic scrambling within, the panicked straightening of clothes. After another minute of utter stillness, the hide curtain was yanked aside.
Isolde Fenrir emerged first. Wild, dark strands escaped in all directions, clinging to her flushed cheeks and neck. Her expensive tunic was wrinkled, askew at the collar as she avoided his gaze entirely.
Eirik stepped out behind her. He looked… different.
Rurik's brother wasn’t slumped in defeat or radiating shame anymore. He stood straighter than he had since Varina’s pronouncement. Color was high in his cheeks, and his eyes held a strange, unnerving brightness.
He looked like a man who’d just won a hard race, not one facing exile and likely torture.
What in the Frost? Rurik’s smirk faltered. Is he… drunk? Or did rutting with the Fenrir wench truly lift his spirits that much? The sheer crass stupidity of it was staggering.
"Brother. My thanks. For the… time." Eirik voice was almost cheerful. "Needed that."
Rurik stared. He’s genuinely… happy?
He’d anticipated resistance, sullen obedience, perhaps even a pathetic attempt at bargaining. Not this.
Fool. Utter, irredeemable fool. I overestimated his capacity for strategy entirely. He’s just a beast, reacting to immediate stimuli.
Rurik mastered his expression.
"Think nothing of it, Brother." He infused his voice with gentleness. "Now, we mustn’t keep the Chantress waiting any longer. Time to address the people. You need a script?"
"Script?" Eirik chuckled. "Don't worry, Rurik. They’ll be reassured. Seeing you standing where I stood… it’ll be a clear message."
Comments
JW Saxby
Ha! That was like some hilarious scheme from a Heist movie lol loved the cleverness mixed with cheekiness 😂proper rascal 👍🏼 Tftc 🍻
SC
I am looking forward to how the MC solve this problem.
