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FIL #13: Jimpamjan Scranton
🕑 Added 2025-06-06 08:53:31 +0000 UTCThe guys discuss the Dodgers-Yankees series, the Dodgers City Connect jerseys and some player nicknames.
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Next week’s series: Twins vs Jays
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john stolarczuk
Fart Shit would of course be middling Yankees starter Clarke Schmidt
Dan Soltys
Jazz Chisholm -> Chaz Jism -> Seed of Chucky -> Gentle Glen
Jabloni
Andres Giminez - Andres Jimmylegs Anthony Santander - The Bank Bowden Francis - Killing Pablo Brooks Lee - Shoe Jeans
Joe
Byron Buxton - “Myfriend Fuxton” because one of Mitch’s Quincy crew is nicknamed Fuckston.
Adam Vanore
Freddy Fermin - The Mumble
Matthew Woolsey
Ty France: Escargot because France and he’s kinda slow
Vinnie Spano
Myles Straw - The Pipeline Jeff Hoffman - F4 Ty France - De Rien! (The country of France saying “you’re welcome” after they’re thanked) Kody Clemens - Icy Hot Shot (He was potentially conceived by a load that was shot while his dad had icy hot on his balls) George Springer - Jerry’s Kid Vladdy - Warboy (Guerrero - warrior Jr. - boy) Addison Barger - The Kool-Aid Man Alejandro Kirk - Guillermo Shatner
Sam
Yankees fandom has this weird problem where constantly reminding everyone their heyday is over with years of “well we have 27 titles” retorts has rendered the brand boring. Framing being a fan of the team as “it doesnt matter if we win or lose because of an era that you never experienced” doesnt seem very appealing
GrabBag
The disappearing middle Clase (he’s very fast)
Alvaro Méndez
The batternity test is great
John Newcomer
Springer - The Baternity Test Castro - Cuba Libre (translating to “Free Cuba.” His first name is Willi… Free Willi.) Vlad Jr. - WAR. What is it good for? (“Guerrero” meaning “warrior” is Spanish) Kody Clemens - Pocket Rocket (a little version of his dad) Bo Bichette - El Kamino (Kamino being the planet Boba Fett is “from”) Bader - Oral-B (he wears a signature “performance mouthpiece”)
