TFO #3: The All-Corny and All-Handsome Teams with Nick Wiger
🕑 Added 2018-10-18 07:22:10 +0000 UTCCarl, Sean, and Hayes welcome Nick Wiger to talk about who acts corny, and who gets em horny.
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propherd immunity
"i'm teased like a new 'do" before moving onto that brilliant parody. does carl know that i love him so much?
connie voltaire
and thats why we're... the flagrant ones
Zach Winkel
No mention of Kevin Love is insane. He's dating a model and is a BR model himself. Was also the "where's my hug" guy his whole life which is bonus points.
andy olsen
just listening to this ep and kind of pissed that Korver was completely passed on for the horny team?
Andrew Schreiner
So glad to know I'm not alone
Brett Peter
Catching up on the episodes and I am appalled at the lack of Kuzma mention in this episode. Just look at that beautiful damn face!
Jay
New Patreon here hello. Carl is wrong about Marcus Smart! JR was talkin shit about his recently deceased mother. Smart may have literally murdered him
Benedict Harris
WOW
Bridge on the River Kawhi Leonard
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnQbH1UkjFA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnQbH1UkjFA</a> that vibrato is beautiful
Derek A Arnold
Ben SImmons has hooked up with Tinashe and a Kardashian. If that's not a hunk, I don't know what is. Although he would be infinitely snackier if he actually had an Aussie accent
Zachary Hudson
All handsome team and no DEVIN ARMANI BOOKER? Come on guys
Eliana
I feel like anyone who has stood up to an authoritarian regime to the point where his life is constantly in danger can get a pass <a href="https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/10/11/17962130/enes-kanter-new-york-knicks-turkey" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/10/11/17962130/enes-kanter-new-york-knicks-turkey</a>
Max Hoover
No mention of Kevin Love made me sick to my stomach. Disrespecting the best jawline in the league? C'mon.
James Neufeld
He's also very handsome!
James Neufeld
Enes Kanter is a real cornball: <a href="https://twitter.com/enes_kanter/status/1012745048503541760" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/enes_kanter/status/1012745048503541760</a>
Kai
I am looking forward to the favorite team and player discussions as the season goes along.
Kira C
I know nothing about basketball and I love this podcast. Carl Tart singing is worth the price of admission.
Jake Ries
Suprising lack of Domantas Sabonis chit chat.
Kai
My guess is that they've all worked with Blake in the LA comedy community.
Grant Olson
I have zero idea how y’all missed Blake Griffin as the corniest dude in the league. Peak corn
Brian Fastner
For the pinchy crabs' city edition jersey, what if it just said "The Wire" in the same font as the title card?
Douglas “Scoop” Reinhardt
This was definitely worth 5 dollars. Thanks
Mark Fox
Jrue Holiday is very handsome, and he also should have been picked in your expansion draft. This podcast is cancelled!
James
If you go to Google Image search and type Kyle Lowry, one of the options is his smile, because he's so cute he can't help smiling, even though you can tell he's trying not to. Also, that boy got a booty so big you could balance a glass on it.
Kai
Dennis Smith Jr is super handsome, which I'm sure Sean will learn about him more this season.
JP Gale
Dave Joeger, corniest coach
Mitch Kapa
I would like to hear some of the trash talk these guys throw out about their favorite teams. Does Sean throw the 2011 title in their faces? Does Hayes claim that owner rings count as team rings?
Thaddeus
I’m glad you didn’t call Carmelo corny. He probably would have died laughing at how much his feelings weren’t hurt. #STAYME7O
Sammyfein
Is Jeremy Lin corny with those hairstyles?
Cliff
I'm a kentucky basketball fan, and I think Karl Anthony-Towns should be on the corny team and Devin Booker on the cutie team. thanks for reading.
Eliana
My number one cute boy is definitely Brandon Ingram and I don't think it's close for me. I feel like beanpoles are an underappreciated segment of the population. Also shout-out to DeAndre Jordan's body especially in his short shorts.
Sammyfein
Lebron should easily be able to get 50 with this Lakers team. 55 wouldn't surprise me at all. I think people are going to be surprised at how good their defense is, Lebron is going to be a great influence on Lance Stephenson. His Ron Artest.
Brian Williams
I went to Providence College basketball camp in the early 00s. Jeff Van Gundy wasn't there to catch me masturbating, though. Did get slightly concussed from a hard foul from a kid who hated my Nirvana t-shirt.
Wintersburrrg
I would pay for just Carl's song every week. Incredible.
future canon
He's barely a player anymore but Chandler Parsons is First Team All-NBA corny
jack
da corny man...
JakeBasner
The only good thing I've ever done at my job is getting these guys to talk about my company. Thanks guys! Time to go ask for a raise!
Brad the Bandit
Great ep! As a fan of #TheStarters, I would be remiss if I didn’t shout out handsome-ass Al Horford.