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TFO #58: Fixing Team Hashtags Part 2

🕑 Added 2019-11-05 08:59:28 +0000 UTC

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Sawyer Smith

What ep was Kevin’s rap on?

Myren

This is hilarious. Thank you king, I truly enjoyed seeing you come unhinged here. Go off, you deserve to for caring about Minneapolis this much.

Myren

Stacey King just dropped an Arch of Dimes reference in the Bulls Hawks game

Sammyfein

Is this Shane guy trolling?

Shane

Is this Marvin guy trolling?

Marvin Harrison Ford

You know what? I wasn't going to do this.. After the first dig from Carl's petty ass, I had people holding me back, tellin' me "Don't do it to them, Marvin" but then Sean had to go and open his big mouth too. I'm not going to to take this lying down. First thing I do every morning from my home in beautiful suburban Minneapolis is wake up, get dressed and find the first person I can to tell them about the funny podcast I listen to.. and I tell them about the songs, and the impressions, and the funny producer.. and they're rolling on the ground, loving it. And they want to check it out. And I tell them it's on Patreon and I spend the rest of the day justifying why I spend money on a podcast. And now here I am paying money to listen to these clowns drag... DRAG.. my city mercilessly. It's one thing if you want to rip the teams, but now you're going after my city? Across the line! I had to listen to them Threedom idiots complain about the loud kid in their hotel room, and poor millennial Lauren hated her avocado toast.. now I got the 'Ones @'ing me about how much they don't like it. Well good! Stay out! We don't need you here. Go tour in the PNW. First off, everyone knows St. Paul sucks. It's a 30 minute drive to downtown St. Paul from Mpls, they aren't the same thing...and it's a damn CVS. The city doesn't control their hours. It's downtown on a Sunday. No one's going to that CVS. Go to a fucking chain grocery store. Like I said, it's a 30 minute drive downtown to downtown.. You don't talk about how much you hate LA because you went to Glendale and Glendale sucked. You don't rip on San Francisco because Bakersfield sucks. And the reason Carl hates Minnesota is the pettiest dumb shit of all. It's because in 2009, the New Orleans Saints, his ADOPTED team, cheated to win the NFC Championship, and the league suspended his coaches for the next season. It's the dumbest shit ever. It'd be like Rams fans hating the Saints fan because they were upset about that missed PI call.. and the Saints fans were insane about that. They filed lawsuits! ACTUAL LAWSUITS. So it's enough that Carl's always popping off at the mouth about my teams and now my cities, but then Sean's gaslighting ass steps in with his "Well MN fans got mad last time and were like "Well actually we're further North... etc" THAT"S BECAUSE YOUR STUPID ASSES said you liked Torono's North hashtag, but the Minnesota one was dumb because talking about the North in Minnesota doesn't make any sense.. So people calmly, politely, rationally, REASONABLY, pointed out that Minneapolis is actually farther north than Toronto.. IN RESPONSE to their criticism. Now cut to Tuesday, and we're up in here getting straight up gaslit about how we're complaining about mentioning about how we're the true North, blah blah blah.. Bunch of bullshit! BULLSHIT I TELL YOU. I tell you what, Andy Nice, if that's your little name, I just paid for a full month, so I ain't about to quit right now and miss out on the 3 more episodes I paid for, because y'all will just cut you right out of the feed the second you quit, but come the end of the month I don't think I want to pay to be ridiculed. I couldn't even listen to the last 18 minutes of the episode and enjoy it because of how angry I was at this outrageous slander. So fuck that, fuck Sean's smarmy Hollywood Handbook bullshit, FUCK CARL.. You tell him to stay out of the T.C., because if I bump him into him, I'm going to fuck his ass up.. That big bitch. I don't care how big he is, he ain't going to be big when he's on the ground in an arm bar.. Hayes is on thin ice too for chirping when Sean was popping off.. The rest of you are cool for now, but y'all are on notice. ALL OF Y'ALL.

Tompkins Wald

"any way is fine" from Andy really has me cackling

Douglas “Scoop” Reinhardt

When will we get a song from Bart?

Dr. Zanzibar

Yet another NBA player injured in a bathroom. https://www.masslive.com/celtics/2019/10/boston-celtics-tacko-fall-reveals-cause-of-concussion-is-very-close-to-return.html?outputType=amp&__twitter_impression=true