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TFO #167: Team Name Submissions
🕑 Added 2021-12-09 07:19:47 +0000 UTCThe Ones discuss YOUR wonderful submissions for teams and mascots to join the secret NBA.
We also looked at:
Seinfeld theme song with vocals
LeBron's fishy tweet
Klay Thompson boating
DaBaby courtside
DaBaby gospel edition
Plus a heartfelt song from Justin.
Comments
Aidan Warlow
Hayesman is on fire in this one
Dylan
I like this one, especially considering everything that’s happening with the news lately,,,,
Tom Reed
The Ithaca Rowed-Crew-Ats
Andy Anderson
"Hoosier is an unincorporated community in Stockton Township, Greene County, Indiana" This might not count.
Andy Anderson
One more, The Cincinnati Ice
Andy Anderson
The Labette Orleavits. Labette Kansas, population of about 70 people. I should stop.
Andy Anderson
The Wichita Waydideegos... These are getting worse
Andy Anderson
The Hoosier Daddys
Andy Anderson
The Milwaukee Talkies
Andy Anderson
The Oklahoma City Committee
Kays
The St. Paul Bearers (and the announcers can go “Ooooohhh YEEEEESSSSS!” when some one makes a good play)
Kays
The Dayton Dog Turds
Jacob Stock
Bismarck Binkles.
Berlynna Heres
The St. Petersburg Pete & Petes (or maybe The St. Petersburg Saint Peters
Alan Duda
DC Parliamentarians
Alan Duda
DC Compact Discs
Shawn M
This one’s for Hayes: the Wellesley Snipes
Brett Joseph
Cos Cob Salads
Freshbabydeer
The Cleveland Rocks babeyy 🤘
Ian Garwood
The Chapel Hill Church Mountains
Matthew Shaw
I'm from Normal, Illinois. The Normal Guys. And the mascot should be like a Seafoam Green '95 Ford Taurus balancing a basketball on its hood.
Rizzo
Rushmore Rockfaces. That monument is receiving less and less tourist traffic and we could keep folks there and even bring new jobs and revitalize the probably beautiful mount Rushmore countryside
Rizzo
Cotton State Yellowhammers (of Alabama)... Like the golden state warriors but very cleverly using the state nicknames of Alabama
Ramya Sivakumar
The Fargo Woodchippers The Bismarck Keys
H.J.
Sante Fe Dunaways
Ian Garwood
The Butte Hole Sweat
Brett Joseph
Alternatively: A second team for Portland, OR called The Portland Mains
Greg Wolf
Minnesota 69ers, a riff on "Minnesota nice" Waco Woco Flames
Brett Joseph
The New Delhi Boys The logo can be Evan Susser and David Phillips in silhouette balling out in front of the New Delhi skyline.
Brett Joseph
The Cartagena Caballeros
Sean Golden
The Placentia Placentas
Ryan Menary
The Pompeii Blue Chews
Ian Garwood
The Naperville Anns
Ryan Menary
New York City Sex and The’s. I heard all the players are total Samanthas
Ryan Menary
The Orlando Ouchie Whales. These babies BITE
Ryan Menary
The Indianapolis Sleepy Geese. Because it’s sleepy af here and sometimes there’s geese.
Ian Garwood
The Santa Clarita rudners
Ian Garwood
The Cheshire Catastrophe
Ian Garwood
The New Haven K.evin E.vin V.evin I.ven N.veins
Ian Garwood
The East Bay Shoe Catalogs
Lucas Hubbard
the Santa Clarita Riot
Ian Garwood
the Cambridge-rator Perrys
Yorch C
Stockholm Syndromes
Em M
dirty five thirty
Kevin Moran
The Citywide Specials In Philly it’s a sub $5 deal on a tallboy and shot of well whiskey
Andrew Cardus
Plainview Milkshakes
Andrew Cardus
Needles Cheadles
Andrew Cardus
Bangor Bus
David Stackpole
Tacoma Gods
David Stackpole
The Spokane Openers
David
I'm assuming it's time for an Australian team to join the NBA. The Melbourne Identities The Sydney Poitiers The Perth Perthsons The Darwin ners The Gold Coast Golden Posts The Tasmanian Devils - logo can be a player just tazzing out. The Canberra Can-Brahs The Adelaide Ups
Banana Rocket
The Tucson Jojos
Banana Rocket
Also yeah, I noticed onions smell way stronger than usual
Banana Rocket
I can relate Carl! I got covid 2 weeks ago and I lost my sense if smell and taste for the first time, it was crazy! When it came back, everything tasted like barbecue but gross. Even black coffee 😭😭
Ian Garwood
The Pyongyang Twins
Noelle
The Amherst Massachusetts
Alex Dalir
The Van Nuys Van Guys
Alex Dalir
The Chapel Hill Big Cups
Brian Klik
The Aberdeen Aubergine
Brian Klik
The Boise 2 Men
Brian Klik
The Seattle Washingtons
Brian Klik
The Flint Stones
Turtle from Entourage
The Delaware Incorporated
Turtle from Entourage
The Long Island Gabruses
Turtle from Entourage
The Anaheim Mickey Mouse Rings
Turtle from Entourage
The Charleston Chews
Evan
The Portland Maines
Evan
The Eugene O’Neills
Evan
The Flagstaff Pole Sitters
Evan
The Santa Fe Dunaways
Sky Ramos
The Austin Please Stop Moving to Austin Californians
Evan
Bakersfield Dozen
Seth T Johnson
The Omaha 311s
Rizzo
Pasadena Pack O' Hyenas. Cause it's the desert
Rizzo
I am a huge fan of this one. Great stuff
DKuhlmann
The Albuquerque Slice of Turkey. Mascot is an especially sweaty slice of Boar's Head deli turkey.
Joe T
The Temecula Red Blends
Ian Garwood
The Waco Flocka Flames The Waco Casualties The Carlsbad Mammerjammers
Turtle from Entourage
The Grand Forks Sporks
Turtle from Entourage
The West Virginia Mountain Mammas
Turtle from Entourage
The Kissimmee Butt
Turtle from Entourage
The Golden Showers
Ian Garwood
The San Diego Away and the logo is a no trespassing sign
Marcus Pooley
The Honolulu Lemons
Hogbone
The Washington Dumpster Fires 🙄
Hogbone
The Spokane Words
Sean
The Gary Paytons
Patrick Rich
The Boulder I Hardly Know 'Ers The Charlotte Good Charlottes The El Paso Taco Seasoning Mix The Memphis In-Walkers The Long Beach Short Beach The Boise Boys
Dylan
Yuba City Boob’n Titty
John Siegel
The Nome Chomskys The Charlotte York-Goldenblatts The Montgomery Burns The Tallahassee Track 7's The Augusta Gloops The Oxford Commas The Reno Jeans The Fort Collins Fort Josts The Brooklyn Balls & Court
Michael
The Trenton Pork Rolls. Celebrate Trenton, the birthplace of Dennis Rodman and breakfast meat/regional delicacy, Pork Roll. If you don't know, pork roll is kind of like Canadian bacon but thicker/more salty, and is really only available in the NJ/NY area, mainly eaten as a breakfast sandwich with egg and cheese. A potential nickname could be The Trenton Pork and Rolls. I am thinking the mascot could be a thick slice of pork roll as a giant face, with arms and legs coming out of it. I am from a neighboring town and this could be huge for Trenton (we used to have the Yankee's minor league team, the Trenton Thunder, but the Yankees moved them to Bridgewater, Connecticut last year).
Lucas Hubbard
The St. Paul E-Girls
Brian Geller
The Sunnyside Ups (Queens County, NY)
Evan Jenkins
Charleston The Charleston...like the dance. SC not WV
Noah McNamara
The YpsilAnti Heroes
Archturus
Saint Paul Blart Ball Hops. Sometimes traffic on 94 sucks and I don’t want to deal with crossing the river to Minneapolis.
Ben R
The Chargers have left a professional-sports-team-sized hole in San Diego. But Chargers aren't a source of power, they're just a conduit. The Chargers have moved, but the source of their power remains. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the San Diego Outlets.
Rizzo
Man, these comments are fun
Dalton Ritts
The Springfield From The Simpsons (mascots are the Simpsons, from tv, team is in Springfield Illinois)
Dalton Ritts
The Boca Raton Grandparent Funerals
Austin Quarles
The Colombus Sucks
spiderdog
Trenton Reznors
Thomas Witkowski
The Sante Fe Reagans
Dixon Stater
The Jacksonville SeaCows Jax has manatees
Kyle Cohen
The Gilbert Arenas
Kyle Cohen
The Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Joey
The St. Paulie Shores
Ian Garwood
The Tampa grampas
Lucas Hubbard
The Lake Charles Oakleys (mascot is a basketball with sunglasses)
Ryan Dodge
The Windsor Knots or Windsor Half-Windsors
Jon Primm
The Buford Tea Justices (I dunno a pitcher of tea with a gavel laying next to it?)
John
The Oyster Bay Clams
Big Dawg
(Rancho) Cucamonga Cucarachas
Josh Barnett
The Shaker Heights Widths Lengths
David Fowler
The Worcester Shire
Michael Weigel
Akron LeCommunists
Pat Hartigan
Tatoo, that is
Pat Hartigan
Des Plaines De Planes (like the Fantasy Island guy)
Pat Hartigan
The Rockford Files
Pat Hartigan
The Hammond Cheeses
Ian
Pewaukee Talkies
Brian Fastner
Saint Paul F Tompkins's Colorado Springs Breakers Thunder Bay Buddies
Votesh
Or Wilkes-Barre Guillain-Barre Syndromes?
Rachel Wieselquist
Greensboro, NC? Was also thinking the Gate City Gatekeepers
Votesh
Of Springfield Oregon?
Ian
Red Hook Ups
Deena
Oooh. Brian youuuu. Got what we neeeeeed
Ian
Sault Ste. Marie Condos
Josh L
I love all of my fellow Flagrant Ones fans, but I'm starting to think that some of you don't actually have connections to the places you are suggesting teams for...
Lucas Hubbard
The Charleston Hestons and/or the North Charleston North Hestons
Danny Najjar
The Yukon Corneliuses The Scranton Dwights The Green Bay Slippin Catchers
Lucas Hubbard
The Halifax Machines
Brian Fastner
The Bahama Mamas
Josh M
The Wilkes-Barre Wilkes-Booths
Josh M
The Utah Kin-to-me. Big Mormon families means lots of kin
Ian Garwood
The Hamburg Ers
Ian Garwood
The Pascagoula Gassy Poodles
Oddson Tord
Missoula Tomsulas
Oddson Tord
Eugene Sploogejeans
Cameron Arey
Topeka Teaux Lickers
Pat Hartigan
me too. andy cold left me on read in the twitter DMs
Chad
The Sydney Sweeneys - Bill Simmons' new favorite team
JakeBasner
I will tell you from my TurboStart experience; nobody monitors the Twitter account. The old dudes in charge pay attention to Instagram and Facebook, but do not understand Twitter. The Swedish Fish social media guy acted alone. Great show as always kings.
Cory Parker
Lexington Briar Jumpers. In college my friends and I made this franchise in NBA2K, with the name based on the mascot for a high school my friend grew up near. Briar Jumpers are rabbits jumping over hedges. Colors are black, pink, neon green. Colloquially the BJs.
KBWordelman
FORT WAYNE KNIGHTS
Brian Mahoney
Anaheim Licks
Jon Primm
The Temecula Tweeters (to honor this great NBA moment, of course: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/lookit/2014/12/26/7449927/snottiedrippin-temecula-christmas-twitter-fight-kobe-bryant)
Brian Mahoney
Bismarck Keys
Brian Mahoney
San Francisco Treats
Ian Garwood
The Ft Pierce ‘D Belly Buttons
Scott Hatch
The Spalding, NE Basketballs the Mascot is a basketball version of Mr. Met. The Orange County Oranges same Mr Met style Mascot but an orange. Team catch phrase on the Jersey: “Orange you glad you’re watching basketball”
Mike Smith
The Chugwater Choo Choos
Jake Lewis
The Democratic Republic of Congo Diplomatic Republican Condos
Isra
The Ann Arbor Art Fairs
Josh L
Buffalo '66
Evan McCullough
The Greetings from Asbury Park (formal name)
perkisize
Knoxville Ten I Sees
ben
Buffalo Springfield
Eve K
I’m dumb and didn’t realize the secret NBA team stuff was going down on the patreon page. i have some potential team artwork to submit, is there an email I can send it to?
Mike Smith
The Ormond Beach OBGYNs
Maudline Wellbright
America The Troops. There's no basketball without them
Horselover Fat
Munich Airports
Horselover Fat
Akron Spuds (Devo). A potato in sunglasses, dribbling and firing a raygun.
Dan Padley
In honor of the legendary hypothetical player
Dan Padley
St Louis Louis's
Dan Padley
Albuquerque Beef Jerky
kjk5382
Clarion Claritin Clears
Mark Robinson
The Austin Powers
Mark Robinson
the Oklahoma City Oklahoma Basketball Team
Jake I
The Los Angeles New York’s - keeps “the big apple” from creating a competing team
dan
The Springfield Missouri Springfield Illinois
HT Miller
The Seoul Plane
Dylan Crolly
Lost my taste and smell with Diet COVID Zero. A friend playfully asked how it was because it seems like such a wild loss. I nearly broke down describing how depressing it was.
Juan Reyes jr
And this isn’t a team submission but I think Hayes should go by Hookah Dončić now
Juan Reyes jr
The Westchester Cheetahs (see, I’m having fun with NY names here)
Juan Reyes jr
The Albany S’gummies [that ones just for Carl, hi Carl :•)]
Juan Reyes jr
The Queens Gambits (chess themed team from queens, could be fun)
Ian
Redmond Methodmond
Alberto Rosen
Tupelo Uncles
Ian
w/ TX accent, "Amarillo de Janeiros"
Ian
Akron Akons and the mascot is an acorn
Ian
Wichita Tall Witches
Marc Davis
Austin Brian Greens
Marc Davis
Kalamazoo Blue Chew
Ian Garwood
The Tupelo Three Above
Rizzo
The Greensboro Green Boas
