TFO #174: Oh, Hair! (with Jacquis Neal)

Keenan

Carl is a passionate man, ain’t no troll

Michael Smith Linden Grover

Eugene Blue Jeans Or Eugene manipulation Eugene sequencing Eugene Knicks

Jacob Stock

Ponce Mensah-Bonsus

Michael Smith Linden Grover

The Junction City What’s your functions(?)

Joshua Lopes

Hartford Tough Vermont Sand Uncles Quincy Cincinattis (Quincy Cincys for short) Richmond Rich-Whats Hampton Roads Bumpy Toads (Pinchy Crabs rival) Eugene Levys Biloxi Moxie Birmingham Burgers Montgomery Burns

Angstforthememories

At least Carl will get this

Matt

I just came to ask that. Wild!

Dirk Dribbler

ihearanewworld

Santa Ana Feat. Rob Thomas Smooths Stanton Stan-A-Tons Yonkers Bonkers Tuckahoe Suck A Toe Chattanooga Ooga-Boogas

Noelle

The Newark Commuters

Daniel

Need the mean time shirt

Jack Aitken

Some team name submissions. A lot of these are Massachusetts based: Tijuana Fantas Lynn Swans Woonsocket Wrenches Seekonk Honks (big ol' angry goose) Holyoke Edokies Grand Cruise Boston Legal Framingham N'Beans Framingham N'Cheese Dennis Farinas Jamaica Plain Tiffs Cape Cod Vape Gods Hyannis Piss Nahant Mantzoukas' Saugus Sausages Saugus Saw Geese (Geese with chainsaws) Needham Ham-Needers (People who need ham) Chicopee Soup Ayer Conditioners Chula Vista Prints Vestal Virgins Albuquerque Turkey Jerky Compton Computers

Sean Raftery

Mobile Homes

Sean Raftery

Little Rock Hudsons

Pelican Grief

The Salem Lots

Kays

Vancouver Poop Hoovers

Kays

The Knoxville Johnnys

Carly Schmidt

Intercourse PA Sixty-Niners

Backshot Windham

It's true

Dixon Stater

The Parsippany Simmy Ya’s

Alex Oestreicher

Maine Street

TheDemonKane

Carl got Grand Crew, then he got Brand New on us

Jimbo

Jacquis isn't lying about the billboards, there are a dozen of them and they're starting to become self referential, with giant text that just says "GREAT. ANOTHER RESTORE HAIR BILLBOARD." and a photo of Urlacher

Max Newhouse

So happy that Carl appreciates the Detroit Lions fan base. We’re so bad that we have no threat, and I get that.

Michael Broussard

Topeka Toe-Peepahs

Brian Fastner

Milwaukee Lime Pies Banff Margeras Knoxville Johnnies Altoona Fish

Sky Ramos

Austin Californians

Derek Nuzum

Still can't believe Carl said Pat Bev was the best in the game. Positively shaken by this take.

Conor S

rough to hear as a Wiz fan lol. btw was watching a Brooklyn game the other day and the announcers kept calling Aldridge "LaAutomatic" nice little spin on that Lebron comment genre

Andrew Shortall

I was hoping they’d discuss the Clipper comeback but the foreshadowing is fun

Ramon Ty

There is an Artichoke Pizza near the Barclay’s center

Zane Price

Legitimately get that shirt made so I can buy it.

Angstforthememories

The Madison Cobras

Flagrant One

*quietly nods head to Carl quoting Big Boi’s verse on Hollywood Divorce*

Aaron Panos

Why not have a shirt with a ton of your fav teams like a regional roster or something? I could see that being a shirt from the 90s

Michael Galant

The only thing worse than experiencing that wizards loss was knowing I’d have to relive it in this ep

Drew

What a shock, the Chicago bulls fan hates all of Wisconsin sports and claim we’re the worst while their fandom doxxed the community manager on a tweet that was scheduled weeks in advance. I sorry what happened to AC and I hate that Greyson had to come down with his second arm. Just a whole bunch of unfortunate events happened.