theflagrantones
patreon
VIDEO: The Flagrant Ones #210: Mascots 2: More Mascots
🕑 Added 2022-10-06 06:09:32 +0000 UTCThe Ones take a peek into the DMs, reflect on dental hygiene, and rank some more mascots in our liberal tiers.
We looked at:
- Flagrant Ones Diary Stay Out! (unless you've listened)
- Hair Haver
- Jazz Bear
- Crunch Time
- The Dog Bounty Hunter
- Mavs Man and Ch*mp Little Troll
- Accessories not included
- DM me if you can find this video
- Bango
- Hugo was designed by Cheryl Henson
Comments
Ryan Kilkenney
He looks like Rufus Wainwright.
Alex J
The Knicks and the Bears are perfect nba/nfl pairing because they’re both big markets with history so they get a bunch of national TV games they don’t deserve and fuck everything up and I hate them both for that reason
Deena
Who was played by Sabertooth.
Jack
Pats are definitely Spurs. Dynasty spread out over a ton of years, due to partnership between a generationally-talented yet not very exciting player and a broadly revered long-tenured coach. Bulls are maybe more like the Broncos
Jack
Beardless Hayes looks A LOT like the hot dad from Mystic Pizza
Chris Baker
This comment NEEDS more attention. That PICTURE. 6 o'clock news "Florida Man" mugshot flavor. Also, from the wiki: "The Bear has suffered many injuries while performing, including tearing his bicep and rupturing a tendon in his calf."
Geddes
"Mavsman wants YOU to explain the felony murder rule" Funniest line since Hotdog go to bathroom. Tshirt
Marc Davis
I'll pitch that the Bulls are the Cowboys
future canon
"Local news station doing a story about a mascot" is a really great subgenre, here's one about the man who played Jazz Bear getting fired: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRqJ6-btfyw The money shot: https://i.imgur.com/l6GI5VG.jpg
Ben McDonald
Holding my breath for the hammer to dropped on Rumble, an arguably mid mascot for a franchise that is somehow coasting on branding worse than the Mavs but nobody really cares about (should have gone full time with the native inspired city jerseys from a few years back and called it a day).
Alex f_c
Weird that Corny Ass Nick Wiger isn’t here as promised. Kind of actually really pissed off and tearing up.
Eric McKay
Maybe. I was thinking Bucs at first, but their fanbases don’t really match up.
Noah Slafer
Where’s carl?
Jack
Warriors are too good to be the seahawks. More like the Chiefs maybe?
Sean
If any mascot is based on marc cuban, it's mos def Sir CC. (There's even a CC in his {misspelled} name)
Sean
Kevin's presence always makes me feel better. Though I'm sorta glad they didn't let him shred on his guitar because how could i go to work then WITH MY FACE MELTED OFF ???
Harley
My favorite part of Rocky's unconscious form being lowered to the arena floor is the DJ in the back screaming YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Ryan Kilkenney
Lakers = Cowboys Bulls = Patriots (historically mediocre franchises with a slew of championships owing to one superstar) Wizards = Browns Knicks = Raiders
Tim Root
If I'm remembering correctly Crunch is so named because when he was first introduced he was sponsored by Nestle's Crunch bar.
Deena
Hayes doesn't look like Josh Homme. He looks like Wolverine's nemesis Sabertooth.
Blake Schultz
Can confirm getting up in Jazz Bears hair is quite nice.
MB
the cav's king being the van helsing for moondog and "the dog bounty hunter" made me laugh really really hard. also, when sean says he's about to embarrass a commenter i start salivating and rubbing my belly
John Villanti
Bango has high T confirmed (for whatever reason, “Bango’s Timeline” lists “Hightlights” under the pics of him)
Josh VanValkenburg
Damn Carl Tart still suspended
Eric McKay
Some NFL/NBA comp pitches: Lakers = Cowboys Patriots = Spurs Warriors = Seahawks Timberwolves = Lions
