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VIDEO: The Pro Version #313: SONG LYRICS STAND-UP
🕑 Added 2024-01-17 08:36:19 +0000 UTCThe Boys do song lyrics stand-up.
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Sean
If they cast Kevin as the next Spiderman, I seriously wouldn't even be surprised. I'd nod, let out a muffled 'hunh' while methodically working my way through yet another bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats, and turn to the next page of the newspaper. A few minutes later my wife would say 'What's that honey?' as if our marriage has become such a supermassive black hole that any time spent within it continuously dilates, each moment an increasing fraction of eternity, as the distance between us grows paradoxically larger and larger, until she can barely hear me as I scream 'KEVIN BARTELT IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT F#$&ING SPIDERMAN AND IT'S ABOUT F#$&ING TIIIIIIIIIIME!!' She pauses for 13.7 billion years, and goes back to cheating at sudoku, using numbers that don't even exist. I wonder if Andy Kneiss is going to be the Green Goblin. ....He is. 'Hunh.'
Walker
Awww, daddy Sean sβcute. Iβm going to find and buy that book for my nieces/nephew <3
