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Episode 15: View to a Kill

🕑 Added 2021-09-01 18:30:52 +0000 UTC

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Philip Seidl

just came across this and I'm honestly not sure I'll ever recover: https://jamesbondfood.com/2019/12/08/quiche-de-cabinet/

ZombieDwarf

[AliceGermanVoice]Ach, nein! Mein Nazi Eugenics Child has fallen from ze blimp![/AliceGermanVoice]

Beachfox

But still 9/10 because the rest is as awesome as always.

Beachfox

A 9/10 episode. It looses a point because there was no discussion about how the Fire At City Hall scene almost burned down San Francisco City Hall and that's why it got heavily remodeled right before the earthquake and also no one has been allowed to film there since. I wanted "Well There's Your Problem" crossover energy!

RIP Officer DeeDee Megadoodoo

Best part of this episode was my dawning realization that Zorin and May Day seemed to be in an open relationship.

British Pterodactyl

I was Moore upset Nate was summarizing scenes without any emotion or giving the hosts the opportunity to talk. Regardless if he produces the show, it's kind of a weird thing for a guest to do. And this happens twice. I was looking forward to the hosts' jokes and comments on the half-car Bond drives, the elevator scene and fire truck chase. If they have him back on, I really hope they don't let him summarize the plot again because that really took me out of it and obviously got me acting unwise.

British Pterodactyl

The number is only going to go higher from this point. The Living Daylights will definitely score high on smarm (all the one liners while he's driving/showing gadgets) and misogyny (he slaps Moneypenny's ass, he strips a woman to serve as a distraction). I don't think they're desensitized either because you can still hear the disdain in the hosts' voices when Bond breaks into a woman's house, or does anything dumb as shit. Also since Moore is actively decaying on screen, the smarm is more daft and acceptable which lowers the score. But younger Bonds mean higher smarm.

Christine Pizan

alice highlighted this at the end of on the majesties secret service episode, and i do think its come true to a fair degree, that you've all been de-sensitised to bond from the sheer number you've seen at this point 7 scum for view to a kill!!? outrageous!

thejackalope231

nice outro, Dev. This is why I always stick around til the end lol

British Pterodactyl

Also, these guys have made it quite clear that they do not want to be our friends. I've tried reaching out with gift baskets and strongly worded messages with no success. So I guess what I am saying is, you (the audience) wanna be parasocial friends? We can play Spelunky 2, watch the Simpsons and discuss the flesh eating virus that we all known as capitalism. Just reply with your credit card number and I'll txt you back!

Liz and Ash in Florida. It's very hot! Climate change will kill us all.

Are we sure it's a quiche or is it just a dressed up fritatta with a cracker crust? Because you can make one of those in like 30 minutes and pass it off as a quiche

Liz and Ash in Florida. It's very hot! Climate change will kill us all.

uuugh I fucking backed that stupid murder submarine (this was before it was used for murders)

Ignatius

"damn, this Roger Moore dick got me feeling increasingly senile!" - dianne feinstein, probably

ZaitsevFred

I went back to listen to Abi's Walken impression a good 5 times before continuing

WT

Fucking hell the Dianne Feinstein cumming like a howler monkey joke plus the Harvey Milk investigation made my night. As a lifelong Bay Area resident I've had to deal with Feinstein (and Pelosi) since I was a kid. Never heard the story about her desire for Roger Moore.

Carina Freeman

“The golden man with a finger.” I laughed so hard I woke my neighbors. Abi, your bon mots know no equal! And, thanks to them, my own abs get quite a workout. I’ll have a six-pack by the end of summer. 🤣

Hannah Oberhardt

a despicable piece of copaganda but boy what a movie

Hannah Oberhardt

If you're taking suggestions for tangentially related movies... Sean Connery plays an Irish cop with a Scottish accent in The Untouchables. It even has an extended cinematic reference to a Soviet movie, Battleship Potemkin.

praxis and allies

" Reportedly, Grace Jones had a black dildo with her during the bed scene between May Day and James Bond, according to Sir Roger Moore's biography. " amazing, get his ass, Grace. err, I mean ...

British Pterodactyl

There's an Imdb tidbit that says Grace Jones had a black dildo with her nonce scene with Moore. Not sure if that adds or detracts to the lesbian vibes of the movie.