Episode 22: The Rock

Desmond Gonzalez

007 this is a "craw dad"

God's Eepiest Soldier

misheard abi saying "cage and bond" as "cajun bond" about 5 separate times. i don't like this concept but now it's out there in the world i guess

Penile_Sparing_Vaginoplasty

I love the opening, especially as I listen to all KJB episodes at 1.5x or 2x speed :)

Brian Taulbee

Did I hear correctly that they're not doing any more Connery movies? Does this mean no Russia House? Boooooo!

SpookyPenguin

anything with scenery-chewing gets a vote from me

Cyrus McEnnis

When you... move is the word I'm going to use here, move to doing Assigned Podcast At Birth, I'd like to put in a suggestion for watching the misunderstood classic, Split Second. It's full of Rutger Hauer hauering the FUCK out of the scenery, and would be a lot of fun to hear you rip apart one of my favorite movies that went absolutely nowhere and did absolutely nothing for anyone except me and my friends : )

British Pterodactyl

They gotta watch Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai

I love that Alice's brain came up with the Unified Bond Theory. it means she's one of the few people that would listen to my 'Logan's Run is a sequel to Dr Strangelove' theory

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patreon loaded a bit weird so it refreshed just after abi said "TEN HUT" and then nothing and that was the funniest shit

khaliqtessi

Call me an idiot, but I'm constantly getting Ed Harris and Peter Weller mixed up. Great episode as always, friends. Thanks for all the laughs, and take care.

Christine Pizan

a mainline episode for the rock, but not casino royale (1967)? or is that coming after you do the craig one

Meonlights

That intro blew me away. I am by now acclimated to Alices and Devon's intros but MAN was that good lmao.

Ellie Hallgren

As a quick aside, the thing about "His Wife" already being on the headstone before him being buried isn't entirely uncommon for headstones for family graves. At my old workplace there was a headstone that had a bunch of family and their death years, and one name that had "1977 -[BLANK]" on it, meaning the poor lad had to go see his parents grave and see his own headstone as well. So while it's definitely there for the audiences benefit, it's not entirely unrealistic

Well, that opening awakened something in me.

James Craft

Switching back and forth between wtyppod and kjb to be hated and then cared for

James Cézanne-Taipale

They could have just used the tunnel from the mainland is my hang up here.

Mulloy

Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

OvO Hoot

Nic Cage is nuts for the Beatles which is why he references the Beatles classic "Rocket Man" when he... oh.

Ignatius

it's a real testament to Michael Bay's particular talents that he managed to take this plot and these actors and churn out a movie as dogshit as The Rock

Violet

Doing a bit where I try to convince the CIA that the Maduro government has a park full of cloned dinosaurs that they intend to let loose in American cities.

Dormagio

If you have played Resident Evil 6, you will understand that there is an ancient ruins/mine under every US location of note.

British Pterodactyl

How do you spend 10 minutes in San Fransisco if you're not Catholic?

David L

"Lemme see your Soy Face!" "...Shir?" "You got a Soy Face? Aaaah! That's a Soy Face! Now let me see your Soy Face." "AAAHHH!"

Keifru

Hell yes! This is the bridge to put National Treasure-verse in Bond-verse.

Ryin

Oh fuck yeah