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Andrew Dunn

I forgot to ask if you would ever have one of the trillbillies as a guest

Andrew Dunn

This would be awesome. The differences are fascinating. His mental monologue makes him way worse so much of the time, and at the same time he is less rapey because the books have time to set up him meeting women and flirting and laying a foundation before the sex. The early villains are all the actual Soviet Union. He knows Quarrel for several books. Etc etc

Roggepan

If you were dating like, an elf or a time traveller who has never seen a movie in their life, what would be the first movie you show them?

Catherine Hammond

Which faction is best for the future of New Vegas and the Mojave?

Peter Gavin

On the SCUM system, does Cultural Insensitivity count for fictional races/cultures (for example Kirk being surgically altered to look like a Romulan)?

Chuthulhu

What's an item you have on you every day that would make a useful "X that kills you instantly"?

MartinS9157

If you were creating a James Bond film whose aim was to destroy the franchise forever. Who would you hire as scriptwriter, director and lead star and what would it be about?

Adelaide Conover

Of the numerous secret evil organizations of film (SPECTRE, THRUSH, etc.), which one would you most like to work for?

AaronMk91

You've seen Serious Bond, you've seen Silly Bond, you've seen Uncle Bond, French Bond, and Racist/Sinophobic Bond. If you were to put all the Bonds into a Deadliest Warrior kumetei tournament, who wins?

D Cain

What is the dream live show venue? It can be a place that no longer exist like the dill pickle club or something absurd like the balcony of st Peters bacilica )

Addelaide Harper

In your Charlie's Angels episodes you discussed having a memorial cheeseboard created when you pass away. Have you all given any thought to what sort of cheeses you would like people to eat in remembrance of your passing?

Saam

Anime question! (Basically @Dev) Have you seen Moriarty: The Patriot, and will you be talking about their definitely legally distinct take on ya boi Jame Bonds?

Bethany Nicholass

What are you all time favourite film and what is your lworst films?

Eskil Wendel

What were your favorite gaming consoles growing up? Do you prefer broccoli or broccolini? What's your favorite fish to eat? (Mine's salmon, oven-roasted)

Fred Carson

You have joked about being spies yourselves: for which agencies do you think it would be funniest for you to work? FMK Hades/Hades II characters FMK Disco Elysium characters

Public Universal Foe

I fully don't expect it for the obvious reasons, but would you ever go back and do a book review of Fleming's originals?

Gabe

Will you do an episode on Disco Elysium?

Gabe

What vampire the masquerade clan/D&D class are each of you?

Deus Ex Logica

If you were cast as a Bond Girl/Bond Enby, what would your name be and which of you is taking Dr. Christmas Tightp*ssy?

Dan Hunt

We've had our fair share of Muppet questions now, so let's do the flipside. They rewrite a Muppets movie, but every Muppet is replaced with a bond/eurospy actor. Which film, and which actors?

Dan Hunt

Who's your least favourite guest? (Be as vague as you need to be)

Manuel Kiguel

Any of you ever play the Yakuza games? Those have A LOT to say about masculinity.

DMK

We’ve discussed the importance of UNCLE, but what would you say AUNT is?(acronym and purpose of your own creation, what variety of tortilla chip do they use for a security badge, etc)

General_Fondue

Hey all! If you got given the opportunity to write or make a new film using an old film IP, what would it be?

Manuel Kiguel

What's your take on The Kinks' famous 1970 hit song "Lola"?

Liz and Ash in Florida. It's very hot! Climate change will kill us all.

Greetings Agents. HQ is soliciting input on the new model Spy Car. What requests do you have for features and styling for the 2026 model year?

SeminalFluid

Hello Nova, Abigail, Devon and possible guest. Now that we've reached the tail end of Euro Spy season I have to ask: If you could place any Euro spy protagonist into any James Bond film, which would it be and what James Bond film?

Visphendant

How would you design the poster for the lost, late Roger Moore era, Bond movie "Live with the Golden Spy who Raked the Moonpussy in View of Your Eyes"? What about the opening title sequence and theme?

Kill Jester

What film you’ve watched for the podcast has changed you the most and how?

Nirvana's replacement frontman

Is it safe to assume that at least two members of the podcast have a huge crush on Annie Lennox in the Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) video

Chaos Merlin

What is your pre-liveshow/stage ritual?

Morgan LeFay Dethen

If the KJB Team was turned into a Magical Girl Anime what would the special attacks be? How would each of your costumes look? And for bonus what does the cute talking magical creature that backs you up look like?

Ann

Suppose someone with a $3 million movie budget burning in their pocket is listening in. What would you pitch as KJB the movie?

Hoob

Drop Keir Starmer in any bond film, either as an addition to the cast or replacing a member

ConcreteAfterRain

given a three way venn diagram labled 9/11, Being Transgender, and Making Movies, which film would you put in each sector

R.J Pennypacker

What movie from your childhood do you know is terrible but you love it anyway?

EMC

There have been a few mentions of a “drops only” episode. Which movie would be the subject of such an episode?

Dominic Pody

Kill Sterling Archer when?

Robot Pariah

I'm sorry if this has already been asked but what is a film that you like but would never do an episode or a bonus on?

John Harwood

What does James Bond eat? I know he doesn’t like red wine with fish, but I don’t know much of anything else about his dietary habits

Jorg2 - the Heinlein that troopers your starship instantly

What's your go-to comfort activity? Like, when you have some time off, no responsibilities and not feeling like undertaking anything.

Bootleghorizon

If you could design a spy gadget what would it be?

Naniwhat the 3rd

If each of you were somehow given a modern-day country to lead, which one do you think you could rule most effectively?

Amy Scott

Will you do Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy? Would love to hear November's take on the Le Carrié books!

arlo buster

Most fuckable muppet?

ThatIsNotHowThatWorks

Have you noticed any difference between the portrayal of masculinity in European cinema vs American cinema, and how have those portrayals evolved over time?

Machina Ex Deo

Movies that you know are bad or problematic but you enjoy something about them anyways? Mine is 2003's highly problematic Bad Boys II. I must have seen it nearly ten times as a small child, which is probably not good for you

StepperOfTheLongEarth

Which Bond movie are you most looking forward to doing a "No notes" version of? (I cannot wait for "A View to a Kill) How long do you think you can hold out before you start inventing better films? (Ala Moonpussy)

StepperOfTheLongEarth

You have been tasked with making a "James Bond/Eurospy" Musical. Who would star (sans Abby, as she would be the trans-bond character of course) in it. And what would be the best numbers be about?

Luke Tikellis

Burning question and debate with queer friends, does T (hormone) make you more competitive? How has hrt influenced people’s ambition/competitiveness

StepperOfTheLongEarth

Will you ever watch "Looney Toons Back in Action"? It's technically a spy movie. So that does fit a criteria of this podcast.

StepperOfTheLongEarth

I mean, they answered it in a recent episode. The third thing movies love sucking off is themselves! (Movies. The third category is films.)

StepperOfTheLongEarth

You talk a lot about movies on this podcast, for a fun change of pace: Top 5 video games each of you would recommend playing?

Carley They/Themsen

Ah, the classic Connery method

Oliver Yeudall

What is your favourite type of bread?

Just the Worst

Which British Prime Ministers, living or otherwise, do you think you could take in a fight?

Louise Duke

Rocky IV

Steph

Boiled peanuts yes or no

Jasper Robbins

What is your favorite Era of women?

Nah

What's the bad racist or otherwise offensive joke you've seen in a film for the show that you think you personally could do the best job of punching up to be a much better joke but also as racist or otherwise offensive if not moreso? I've been rewriting the Fook Mi/ Fook Yoo scene in my head ever since that episode dropped. Please get yourselves cancelled

Samah Abdelaal

I noticed you're horny for almost every woman who appears on screen [RELATABLE], have you ever seen an actor and thought "I would not fuck this person if I was paid a million pounds to do it!"??

The Token Detergent Rinser (British)

Fairly specific to the most recent bonus episode, but you expressed surprised by the choice of lead actor. Who would you have cast instead of Mel Gibson in “What Women Want”?

StudentChow- Will Cowley

Going Tesco. Anyone want a Meal Deal?

G M

Question for Devon: With your podcast editing skills, would you be able to edit multiple bad Eurospy movies into one better movie?

twyn.b

of all the drops you've collected over the years, which one do you think got criminally underused/forgotten? (I'm totally not asking this because i'm still sad "L, Mister Bond" barely showed up outside the episode it's from)

Ikumot

You’ve been hired as the top goon of the next bond villain, what’s your gimmick? And how does bond exploit it to bring you down?

Gilded Dragon

What TERRIBLE SECRET do you think your cohosts are keeping from you and the rest of the world.

Jack

Going to Switzerland soon. Any watch recommendations?

TawnyBee

Is there a time of day you prefer to watch movies? How much does it depend on the movie in question?

Mira

We all know wich charakter Abby plays in house of the dragon, but who would Devon and November play?

Knathaniel C

As the modern Siskal and Ebert, do you have a curated list of the eurospy/U.N.C.L.E/I guess if there's any Jame Bond you think is worth watching again or with friends for the camp, film history reasons, or just "OK this one rocks"? And then is there a separate list for the queer and/or explicitly exist for egg cracking purposes?

Preston Klein

When will y'all get Joe Kassabian on the pod?

iaguz

Question for Devon: who are your guys in Dota 2? What kind of position you usually play? I figure you as a pos 4/5 kinda dota gamer but perhaps I have a complete misread.

Andrew Dunn

The early James Bond villains in the novels were literally communists. It'd be awesome to see a classic old Bond with Bond being the bad guy

Tegan Thompson

Heels, flats or platforms?

Ben

Having seen so many spy movies now, who is the best spy and who is the worst spy you have seen? (I will leave it to you to decide how to define best/worst)

Remi

What do you think your roles would be in a heist team? And what's your big score?

David

If you were exiled to Germany, but Berlin was walled off completely (as it may deserve for being Berlin), where would you chose to go?

Bea-004

Favorite animals, and why?

EsquireDevMark

It's the climatic show down at the end of the Eurospy movie staring yourself as the big bad, what kind of boat does it take place on and what causes it to explode? What potential films for heist season are you dreading one of your cohost bringing to the show?/Are there any you won't or don't want to be included that you think the audience might want?

Guillaume THOMAZIE

This one is for Alice: If you ever made your hypothetical broader film studies podcast, which movie would be episode 1?

Louise Duke

Marry: Sunak (he'd have to be a widower so all that money) Fuck: Starmer (he's at least vaguely attractive) Kill: our Nige (beat him to death with one of his brogues)

Missidentified Lemon has a bad week

You're tasked with killing James Bond (again) but you're only allowed to deligate to goons from eurospy season. Who do you pick as your squad?

Abi_kirrin

Quoting here “The way you speak is really similar and the way you express anger at things that aren’t too serious….” But if i remember correctly at the time it was mainly the manner of speaking and actually specifically the “*clap* so…..” before making a point lmao

Andrew Dunn

Will you ever do Doc Savage? It's the origin of everything your podcast is about.

Andrew

If the three of you had to stack up and wear a big trenchcoat to get into the cinema, who goes where?

Its Devon Babeyyy

No everything I do is normal and you're right. Also lmao please what mannerisms

Its Devon Babeyyy

To be honest we've sort of fallen off having guests entirely but we're extremely aware that both POC and Transmasc representation on the pod are areas that need improvement

Its Devon Babeyyy

God I love the DLC. I could talk for hours about the lore but I won't waste Nova and Abis time by doing it on the pod lol. I'm done with exploration so it's just been a boss rush for the last couple of days. It's only Bayle and Radahn left now. I think my favourite weapon is actually the Milady, I've been using the crystal tear that gives you sekiro guard counters and absolutely loving it

Carly

wherein the "vault" is passing as an older Scottish woman, and the "loot" is getting to spend more time with your kids, could Mrs Doubtfire fit into heist season?

Carly

Which is the best Chappell Roan song?

arlo buster

Way too many words

Crane

1) If you could have a custom made Bond-style "disguised object" spy gadget, what would yours be? 2) Other than the (now discontinued) GIRTH system, were there any other scoring systems you considered for the podcast, either when you were first starting out or in the Post Bond Era? 3) Jam or cream first?

Saskers

what would be a better hit of dopamine: flying the second plane into the world trade center OR doing heroin for the first time.

Carley They/Themsen

Genuinely worst fuck/marry/kill I've ever seen in my life

Terra

What's your all time favorite contraption (i.e. mechanical or electronic whatsit created by a set designer which in no way resembles a real machine)? I'm very partial to Dr Pretorius's little homunculi jars in Bride of Frankenstein (1935). Alternate question: What classic Hammer Horror monster would you most like to play in a modern adaptation? Alternate Alternate question: Who is the modern Peter Cushing and why?

Alastair McKenzie

Mrs Dountfire.. when?

Erin Taylor

What would be the funniest drink for James Bond to order?

Sylvia Barrow

out of all of the protagonists from season three who do you think would come out on top in a battle royale situation

Sylvia Barrow

do you think that heist season will require the creation of any new awards

Lal

Which Bond film would you most want to turn into a Star Trek holodeck episode? Also: which JB role would be played by which ST character? (You can choose between TNG, DS9, and VOY)

Johanna

For each of you individually, what’s the purpose of existence, in two words or less?

Joysweeper

It's terribly disappointing how well Eurospy started out before collapsing into mush. If any one of them got a remake with more modern sensibilities, which would you most be excited for? "Deadlier Than The Male" seems like a shoo-in, but otherwise - That Man In Istanbul? The Great Spy Chase? OSS 117: Panic in Bangkok? Something else? alternately, out of all the Eurospy movies you will not be covering, which ones have the best titles? Mission Bloody Mary, The Spy In Your Eye, Secret Agent Super Dragon, Kiss Kiss Kill Kill... I'm sure the titles are the most fun part of these lol.

Joysweeper

so back at the start you referred to "James Bond Senior", which reminded me of James Bond Junior, Bond's nephew who had an early 90s cartoon. By now I understand why not, each episode may be ~20 minutes long but there are 65 of them. I wish I could recommend a tasting flight of episodes that could collectively be covered by one podcast episode but I never watched this myself and couldn't say. still, could you check out the wikipedia page please? The cast being relatives of regulars, the name of this version of SPECTRE, Goldfinger's daughter's name, the villains and junior Bond girls... I think you could get a little mileage out of it.

Wuppdich

KJB rewiews KJB: What SCUM score will it receive?

Lorretta Mazerf

What type of squid is your favorite?

Étienne Fillion-Sauvé

After twink Q in the Craig Bonds, what do you think the next flavour of Q will be?

Enby dill dough

Bond, Eurospy, Heist. What after this is the most ridiculous season you’d like to do around an entire genre.

-Kris-

If you could have one superpower, what would each of yours be and why?

Thomas Anderson

How would you go about making a leftist/revolutionary Bond/Bourne type movie? I'm thinking literal antifa supersoldier here :D Or is the whole hero-spy film genre too toxic to bend in that ideological direction?

Brian Danger Hicks

If you were a 009, how would you get killed?

Adelicateculturecell

Thick or thin? Where from? Any sauces??

Harper

What movies are you most looking forward to reviewing in the new season?

Dekuinthelake

What Pokemon (adult evolution only) is the most fuckable?

alexander pierson

Has any one asked how you are doing?

David Lee Soong Wei

Are any of you reading or playing anything that you'd really recommend?

IceKeese

If you each had a chance to review a tv show on the pod, which would it be and how do you think it would score on the SCUM system?

Robert Innes

Are there any other satirical or semi-satirical bond inspired series you have on the cards such as Kingsman? Or perhaps a brief foray into the mission impossible franchise? Ps. Devon's Devon jacket will live in my head forever as the hardest fit I have ever seen.

Bramble and Ketzi

As a 20+ year proponent of Zardoz as a brilliant movie, I have to ask: In a remake, Daniel Craig is the obvious Zed; who plays Consuela, May, Friend, and Arthur?

jenn boomz

The format is different with it being a multi season series, but would Killing Eve ever be on the table for KJB?

Jon W

And why is it chips?

Jacqueline

now that you've watched every eurospy movie, can you please tell us which james-bond-shaped dipshit you believe to be the most competent?

Lord Travis Lance the 3rd Matheson esq

I was thrilled to see Abbie in “The Acolyte”, but I saw another actor that appeared in “The Acolyte” in “Death in Paradise” So, when is Abbie going to be in “Death in Paradise”?

Squash fei

Can a person be judged based on the SCUM score of their favorite Bond movie?

Squash fei

If you were all side characters in a James Bond or similar movie, what roles would you play?

Rufus Dean

If you could know one additional language perfectly for the purpose of doing episodes about cinema in that language (assume the audience also all understand it) which would you pick?

Adelicateculturecell

Here's an easy one! What is your favorite form of Potato?

Brett Owen

If yall didn’t review spy (or I guess now heist) movies and expanded to all spy (or heist) media, what would be the first thing you’d want to review for the show?

Louise Duke

Who would be the worst James Bond - Rishi Sunak, Kier Starmer or Nigel Farage?

Louise Duke

The KJB gang are secret agents assigned to take down a criminal organization of Bond villians, but the Bond villians have been replaced by terfs. Who would be this gender critical version of SPECTRE's Blofeld, Rosa Klebb, Oddjob, Scaramanga etc?

Zipzapzop

Campest straight movie (Flash Gordon gets my vote)

Glossie Lubchansky

Would a human toilet be a suitable compromise?

Frontlinecaster

Which eurospy movie would be best remade with the muppets? Same rules as with the bond movie, only one human actor rest of the cast are muppets.

Strike3

you constantly refer to Foxdie (fox die) as "the thing from No Time To Die" so I wanna know, have you played any Metal Gear games and if so which ones? Kojima said he designed Snake as the synthesis of John Rambo and James Bond yet despite this the franchise has a massive leftist and queer fanbase, I wonder what you make of this?

SamP

You often say “just let us make the movie,” which, hard agree. But is there a movie you’ve reviewed which you think is actually really close to being “saved” by a few plot/script changes?

Saint Muerte

Do you like Ska

October-Oddity

As the modern day Siskel and Ebert, what 3rd category of sorting films, besides being trans and being 9/11, would you create if possible?

Farecoal

Is there any movie you've reviewed for the podcast that any of you have had major opinion changes about?

Robert S

November: How do you feel about your tumblr becoming Sad Trans Therapy Hour

Dr. J

If you were rebooting the SCUM system, what would you adjust?

Ben Schwabe

Which dungeon dwelling monster would you most like to eat? (I assume at least Devon has watched Dungeon Meshi)

Garrett Richey

What are your favourite heist movies that aren’t directed by Soderbergh and why? Yes this is just a shameless play for recommendations

Abi_kirrin

Should i be concerned that when my ex listened to the pod she was genuinely freaked out by how many mannerisms id accidentally stolen from dev…..?

KitDivine

If you could create your ideal season of KJB (Heist, Euro, etc), what would it be? What are some seasons you look forward to most in the future?

Ryan Krause

What would your James Bond movie be like?

Jack Connell

On the theme of Children's Movie Sequels: the Minions have assisted every historical tyrant, but the film stops after Napoleon. What's the worst/funniest dictator or historical villain they could work for?

Whitney Wolverine, Goblin Queen

Have any of you seen a movie you'd consider a 0 SCUM score? Excluding things like nature documentaries or mood pieces that don't really have a narrative to speak of.

Mo Haworth

You haven't mentioned the volcano lair in a while. Any interior decor and/or evil plan updates?

BitchyCatWizard

When you do Robbery season will you do video games as well? And would you go the Thief way or the GTA way?

Jeremy Gascoine

Youve just picked up a death note, whose name do you write to test it?

Lucien Dobel-Ober

Much love agents, now without hesitation, what is the best flavour of jam..?

BitchyCatWizard

What podcast that you have not yet been on, would you like to be on?

BitchyCatWizard

Who would you most like to slap in the face with a raw fish?

Knathaniel C

Knowing that every Bond movie has to have a sexy opening credit scene with a song that matches the title, what piece of music are you naming your movie after and what sorts of imagery is in your pussy mindpalace sequence?

AshGarnet

What is one piece of media you'd love to cover but know just wouldn't work for this format? Could be a movie thats the wrong tone, or a TV series, book, play, etc.

Kristaps Porzingis

For November: do you genuinely identify as autistic, and are the jokes you tell around it in that pre-coming out schrodinger's confession zone, or just jokes? I am allowed to ask this parasocial question because I am not afraid to play my own autism card to justify bad behavior

TheDollHouse

I know you'll probably never cover it in full, but as an outsider to Britain I'm curious what cultural insights you have into Harry Potter. Specifically, how can it purport to encourage individuality and anti-authoritarianism while its author is so conformist and facist?

Archie

So I recently watched the Ben Palmer video "A congressman accidentally made me his right hand man", love to see right wing politicians get absolutely dunked on by their own obliviousness. My question for y'all at KJB is "if you could prank a politician, who would you prank and what would you do?"

Chai Guitars

What's the most delicious thing you or a partner have cooked recently?

Danh Nguyen

What are your favorite outlets outdoors where you live? Parks, farmers markets, bars, etc. Do you like people watching there or do you usually have an objective?

Doug King

For all of you. What is your favorite marsupial?

David S

What protaganist in any movie you watched on the pod would you bring on as a 4th host?

A premium hog

Which children's media has the worst answer to the question "what was the protagonist doing during the events of September 11 2001?"

Fred

what do you value most about photography? (sorry this is a nova and dev one). for example, I love photography as documentary. I believe everyone should leave behind boxes of photos when they die to tell a little story of their lives. thanx and sorry if this is pretentious!

Joseph Rhoades

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Bourne, OSS 117, Ilya Kuryakin?

Rye Whiskey

What car would you select as a Bond car for your film? (Even if only for comedic value)

Ripley Jesse

would you ever do the YRF Spy Universe movies on the pod, or any indian action/spy movies really

Ben Frizzell

Abi, if you had the ability to cast November & Devon in any classical play, which play would it be and which roles would you have them in?

BanditCrab

What is the best food to throw at a fascist?

Jane

Of all the episodes and live shows you've done at this point, which are you the most proud of and why?

Fable

Dev and November have meantioned ttrpgs a few times, so what are yalls favorite classes to play and which would you all really be in a game world? Feel free to go past D&D if you want!

Eliott

out of all the Eurospy movies (and eurospy season bonuses), what 3 outfits would you wear

sappho_themself

Have any of you seen 'I saw the tv glow' and if so, how are you coping?

November Snow

What musical would you insert James Bond into, and which JB actor would it be?

Moray Macdonald

You've covered a few Bond parodies, Top Secret, Austin Powers, OSS 117 and now Johnny English. Which satirist would you like to see take on the spy movie?

Moray Macdonald

Spiders or snakes?

lousullivan.bf

Which Bond movies do you think had the biggest disparity between the SCUM score and how much you actually enjoyed them, in both directions (best movie with worst score and worst movie with best score)?

miniplane

At last! I've had this in my notes app for months! In season 3 episode 13: Our Agent Tiger, Abi says "it's kind of perverse to put a fish on a plane." What are your opinions on putting fish on other forms of transport? Is it more or less perverse to put a fish on a submarine? Conversely, what form of transport is it most perverse to put a bird (flighted) on?

Katherine Jane

Favorite movie you'd *never* want to do an episode on?

KaaaraKaraKaraKaraKaraChameeeleeeooonnn

Assuming you had carte Blanche in terms of funds and access to the necessary models, which Warhammer army would you most want to collect? Like your “dream” faction

Jeremy Barnum

Hey Mike, first time long time, I was thinking, should Tottenham hire Jason Giambi to be their next manager?

Hedrigal

If you had to make British fallout what would it be?

zahracusdottir

So it's been decades of back and forth with the chimp. Wins and losses stack up on both sides the origin of the feud unknown how do you end it? How do you bring peace to these warring kingdoms? Also I am blonde and American

alioth

follow-up idea: if you were 009, how would you go out?

Rosemary Selth

If you could resurrect one species of extinct megafauna, what would it be?

alioth

If romance season ever did happen, what's one movie you would want to pick for a bonus?

Tuur Verheyde

Will there be more TF and KJB crossovers? I in particular would love to hear you do a Starmer-off.

Friend of the show

I think they said mum's gone out and left the kids with a movie to watch

Ctolm [the t is silent]

Which mainline movie would be most improved by replacing the villains and only the villains with muppets? This includes twist villains like Aristotle Kristatos or Elektra King.

Laura

Are there any no-notes episodes you'd like to do for movies behind the paywall?

Zoey George

Where are each of your evil bases? What booby traps/henchman guard them? Asking for a friend.

Gina Service

We already know that Abi can do a decent Werner Herzog impression. I would like to know which impressions can you each of you do the best/least badly?

Friend of the show

What Olympic sport do you think you would actually be really good at?

Prince Jade

You are hired to write/star/direct a eurospy movie. Budget and casting are unlimited, the execs cannot pull the rug from under you, it WILL get to the screen. What horrible Bullshot or creamy lemonade or glass of gazpacho ass drink do you make your main idiot drink on screen constantly?

Catarina Pandora Hex

Couple of questions just because; What's a movie that you love that you could never do an episode on because the other hosts would veto it? If you had to do a series of episodes about a TV show, which one/ones would you want to do? What's your favourite dish to make for somebody? You're cursed by a witch to only be able to watch one movie for the rest of your life. What movie do you pick? With heist season on the horizon, what role would each of you play in an elaborate heist? What would you be stealing?

Final Bond Girl

What is the best movie (as ~cinema~, personal enjoyment, etc) that would get a SCUM score over 28?

Sándor Baja

You’re getting one billion trillion pounds from LAHNDAHN to promote the city in a sequel to Shots in 3/4 time. How would you tackle it? Would Abi play Girl!Lenin? Who would be Cunty Josh?

Nick Gully

Could you give a SCUM score to each of the real intelligence agencies these movies are based on? CIA, KGB, MI5, DGSE..?

Sashimi

What TV shows (single episodes or full seasons) would you all like to review KJB style?

Khris

In honor of the currently ongoing olympics: Which olympic sport do you reckon you'd do pretty okay at, even though you've never actually done it?

Lain of the Wired

are there any movies that you think you just couldnt cover when it comes to like the podcast format?

Violet

What are the crew's favorite video games in the following 3 respects Art/Style Gameplay Dealer's Choice (Host just rambles about a favorite video game)

Mags

Will there ever be Cop Season or is it the secret season hidden in the bonus episodes?

Malachi Biffle

Seven Samurai was Abi/Dev and it's a banger even without November.

Billie Ash

Not the whole Olympics... Just the awful bit where bond meets the queen. Or Genghis Kahn? That's a music video with gay fake bond

John

What amazing movie sounds like absolute garbage on paper

Aurelia Fenderson-Peters

Sleep, eat, and drink water. 😜

Cariad Keigher

Which movie car that is not in Bond do you think has been the best?

punchhappiness

Which one of the "bad" Eurospy movies you watched had the most interesting kernel of a good idea in it that you'd like to see explored better?

Aurelia Fenderson-Peters

The three of you are in a James Bond movie. Which of you is Bond, which is M, and which is the villain of the piece?

Trevor Gilmore

1) which presents more danger to 007, the UNCLE room that kills you instantly, or the extremely wide and unpredictable array of THRUSH (bad ADR "WASP") gasses? 2) Is Ranma (of Ranma 1/2) trans or non-binary?

John

What film that never got made would you most like to watch

Clef (they-them)

How do you feel about how masculinity intersects with films about fatherhood? Do you think it's more or less meaningful when movies like City Slickers use "harmless" chauvanism as set dressing to support the intended topic of male role models?

Lenina Scáthach (the Sorry Cop)

The question has been posed many times at this point, but never answered. By the very nature of it, it is likely that no correct answer exists. However, the people deserve to know: what do YOU think James Bond did to that guy?

Canvas

If you could get ANYONE as a guest on the podcast, what movie/guest combo would you do?

Ezra

What is the Podcast's stance on fish? Worth spending a million dollars just to look at them or vermin of the sea, unworthy of your respect.

neoncity

Which films are a MUST for Robbery Season? (pls do Ocean's 8)

Clarp Blarpkiss

Why is Thorn always introduced before Devon? Devon is always contributing to the discussions, but I don't even know what Thorn's voice sounds like. Have they even picked a bonus episode movie? It's occuring to me now that I might be being a total ass about one of your editors, if so I'm really sorry

Steeeeve

Would you rather fight one dog-sized crab or five crab-sized dogs?

noxamillion

Do you guys plan on having more guests of color in your podcast? I feel that's been the weakest part of the podcast as I can only recall two guests in three seasons (Live and Let Die & Saloum) who were POC.

Blaze Utz

FMK Eurospy Edition: OSS 117, Bulldog Drummond, and Louis Rapiere a.k.a. the spy from Our Agent Tiger

Ashley Lees

If November-and-Abi-only episodes are Girls Night and Devon & November episodes are Double Dragon what would the elusive 3rd Abi & Devon pairing be called (surely this must have happened but can’t recall an Abi/Dev only episode)?

ARL & JP

Gonna be in London 02/09 - 07/09 and in Glasgow 16/09 through 20/09. What should I make certain to do?

Sonder Peters

If you could ask your viewers to read one text, what would it be?

Sam Snow

Have you ever considered doing any Cold War-era paranoia movies like By Dawn's Early Light or Red Dawn and such?

Charlie Lightning

Which EuroSpy protagonist would be a better Bond and which EuroSpy villian would be a better Blofeld?

1d4 psychic damage

The ol’ reliable: which movie from this season is the funniest to recast with Muppets

A Sentient Mongoose

Jane Austin once wrote "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." given changes to gender norms and modern society does this still hold true? James Bond in the books and the pre 2002 films is known to have married, though his wife Tracy tragically died off screen, but in the post 2002 films this marriage is not referenced. Is this a marker of how marrying a respectable woman has "fallen off" so to speak in the eyes of masculinity?

Alexander Munro

the what

A Q Angles Thesis

Fuck marry kill: the holy trinity

Sev Hewitt

In a "Mr SirName" battle royale, who would win from the films you've covered so far? Same question for "mongo" characters

Alexander Munro

i’m canadian and trans and my grandmother is british and alive so i can maybe get citizenship. worth as a bit or don’t bother?

juliette necro

Gun to your head, you have to drink one of the insane drink orders from Eurospy Season. Which drink are you choking down?

HappeningNowLeaveToday

Now that Eurospy season is nearing its end: What, if anything, does the Eurospy genre say about European masculinity in the 60s, or Eurovibes as a whole?

Rose Sarafilovic

If The Seven from Kill Six Billion Demons were to each be replaced by a James Bond, Which Bond would be which member of The Seven

Cegan Hinson

I DO HAVE A QUESTION BUT FIRST: I just started transitioning and this podcast has been a HUGE help for me! Its helped me realize who I am and become more comfortable with expressing my femininity! Thank you so much!!!! My question is SPECIFICALLY for Devon: what did you think of the Elden Ring DLC? Do you have a favorite weapon/weapon type? I absolutely love Messmer’s Spear!

Katana King

What's cookin?

Gwen Smith

If all movies are about being transgender and/or 9/11, what third thing could create a triangle of all film?

I'm a man now but cute nb frog icon can stay

If you could steal one historical document from any museum, which would you pick and what would you do with it?

Maz

This is just about everyday ordinary dogs

saoirse fitzpatrick

what is November's favourite C41 colour film, and her favourite B&W film? and if she has one her favourite Weird™ film (be it motion picture, slide, IR, etc) sincerely, a member of the audience inspired to take up analogue photography by the wtyp photography episode :)

Noblesse Oblahaj

Have you ever been recommended a movie for the cast by someone you really liked, watched it, and found it so mediocre or bad that you just bailed and never told them you did it?

Anacatalina Sacher

I think about this video once a week. I want to understand the planning process behind this fundraiser. It is just an odd choice of guys.

Jess Price

If you were a tree, which kind of tree would you be?

John Bowler

What year was Rising Sun released? Follow-up question: what year was Die Hard released?

HogWithGreatArmpitHair

Nova, would you consider changing your name again for no other reason than it would be really funny? Thanks.

Aloíta

So you Kill James Bond... Which movie (or series) you've done so far do you Fuck and Marry?

Kill James Bond Highlights

Do you feel, this far into Eurospy season, that you understand the European Psyche on a deeper level than you did before?

ComicTF

I desperately want to know everyone's thoughts on "I Saw The TV Glow"

shadowcb

1. What video game would you consider to have influenced you the most? 2. After all the villains you've seen in movies, which plot do you think would have the most success in real life? (And for funsies, how does it feel knowing you will most likely end up doing live shows for the tomb raider trilogy 😋)

Ineloquent Reverie

What’s your favorite James Bond from EACH specific Bond actor? Fav Moore, fave Dalton, etc

spazzrights

in a battle royale situation, which eurospy protagonist is coming out on top?

Billie Ash

Hello beautiful people who make me laugh every week, would you be interested in covering short form bond flavoured content like the 2012 Olympics or the Genghis Khan music video?

Eagle

Which of the James Bonds are the most Killed

Anacatalina Sacher

Here is a Mike Myers fact that has been haunting me and I just want to hear ya'lls reaction. Post hurricane Katrina on the infamous video where Kanye West called out George Bush for some baffling reason the person standing next to him was The Canadian himself Mike Myers. Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJUNTcOGeSw

Paige

This is more a question for Abi. I’m a trans woman who is planning to make and upload videos to YouTube. Do you have any tips for keeping yourself and personal information safe on the internet as a trans person?