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Naniwhat the 3rd

Holy shit that’s a lot of questions

Jon W

Devon pointing his gun at me and saying "I am no longer asking (because questions are closed)"

Mike Fisher

Is Michael Mann's fantastic Collateral included in your Transporter series? I'm sure it's on record somewhere that Stratham is the same character in that one.

Mike Fisher

Make him do Spy Kids 5 flanged up. Even in an audio medium that would be great.

The Dungeon of Bad Decisions

To Devon, specifically: did getting your pronouns tattooed on your knuckles do anything to help with getting misgendered? I swear, I'm so close to getting "they/them" tattooed across my throat.

Al Reyes

What color are my underwear?

Playslashwrite

I've wondered the same thing, but I'm leaning towards pulp adventure season 😅

Its Devon Babeyyy

Not to my knowledge, or if they have they haven't reached out

Its Devon Babeyyy

It's me, 100%

Lucie Rose

What are your favourite kinds of bird?

Callum (wishing warm snuggles and cozy cuddles for anyone who desires for them) Turner

What would be your top 3 films to be part of the "Adverse Conditions Watch Party" and what would be the conditions for each film

Its Devon Babeyyy

What Women Want

Its Devon Babeyyy

I've been toying with a kind of Born This Way style pursuit type that activates whenever the target crosses a threshold

Karen Sykora

Do archeological fantasy movies like National Treasure and Indiana Jones count as heist movies or are they a potential season in their own right?

Its Devon Babeyyy

After all her HOTD training Abi is the muscle now. We did a swap where I'm the them fatale going forward

Its Devon Babeyyy

We did The Raid and I would like to do more! https://www.patreon.com/posts/s2e18-75-raid-79073909

Lauri King

If you were putting together a crack team for a casino heist and could have anyone from the whole of history- who would be in the KJB eleven?

Peter Gavin

How does fantasy racism fall on the SCUM spectrum? Such as the way Spock is treated by McCoy in the original Star Trek

Lucy Cloudberry

Favourite Ninja Turtles?

Its Devon Babeyyy

Either Player of Games or Matter

Its Devon Babeyyy

No

Beach Boy Sammy

Neither, it's Bill from Mamma Mia

Beach Boy Sammy

Yes I have wondered repeatedly why they've mentioned and praised Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy but haven't ever done an episode on it (it slaps)

Beach Boy Sammy

How high were you when you thought of such a great question?

frienby

I'm trans masc, should I change my name to Neo?

frienby

What's your favourite kind of public transport?

Beach Boy Sammy

I mean, the Twilight Zone movie literally killed two kids and one of the main stars with a failed helicopter stunt. Hell, looking at the Wikipedia page for serious accidents and deaths on film and TV sets, For Your Eyes Only even had a stuntman death - one of the bobsled riders died when a sled crashed into a tree. Lot of shit can go wrong on set, unfortunately.

Noah

Queen Elizabeth Died in 2022. James Bond as a fictional Character died in 2021. Do you think JB (even as a fictional character) served as some sort of phylactery or horcrux keeping HRM alive for a surprising amount of time, even for a regent?

Finvaara

The old parody film of Casino Royale from back in the day had an interesting album with some traditional Hollywood insensitivity on full display. If you were to end a bond parody as inappropriately as you like, which one and how?

Torsten Kammer

Which Bond henchman should appear in a movie about catholicism?

Alcatraz Birdman

Where in the world would you like to go on holiday?

Kallen Cunningham

Have you ever considered covering a show or miniseries?

Sirloinofice

My suggestions are A-SHARP (Abigail's last name is Thorn and Thorns are sharp. Also a reference to having a sharp mind), CAMO SCORPION (Scorpio is the astrological sign for the month of November and Camo because November likes military stuff), and LIQUID BEAR (Liquid because Devon has hair like Liquid Snake and Bear because that's the codename you get for completing a mission in MGS V primarily using CQC and Devon is strong like a bear)

ArgentBlue

Have you considered covering star war the third gathers?

Joseph B

Will you ever cover Danger 5?

Lily

Which heist movie would you want a muppets version of?

Ann

you will eventually do all movies, however, can we know what the last movie you'll do will be?

John Harwood

If you could take one one other pod in a straight, no-holds-barred BanterOff, which one would it be?

ryan weingart

In your opinion what elements change a good “popcorn” movie into a good movie?

Ryan Thomson

What's your favourite drop from the Bond franchise. Personal favourite is the combo of "That's a lot of ice... Bitch"

ConcreteAfterRain

if you were martyred, which dramatically ironic/plain dramatic execution method would you be depicted in for the rest of your existance in living memory

Hoob

Fuck marry kill: KJB Season 1, KJB Season 2, KJB Season 3

Jack Fennell

Just liking this because your user name kicks ass. Well done.

G C

bond villain most likely to make a Trans Your Gender beam to blast people with?

Sophie Appleyard

Is there hope that trans people will once again be allowed to piss in peace in public without the worry of being forced in to their sex assigned toilet?

Mythopoeist

Each tech-minded bond villain gets their own team of mechanics. Their objective? Build a combat robot a la Robot Wars or Battlebots. No guns, but other weapons are fine. In a no-holds-barred free for all, which villain wins it all?

Lukas B.

Best Star Trek series or Star Wars movie?

Ilian Petit

Have any of you watched the James Bond Jr. animated TV Show ?

Caleb Riley

Devon and November, if you were in BG3, what would your NPC's story be?

Ben Lattner

At the end of the Andrei Rublev episode Devon mentioned feeling connected through time, and specifically mentioned cave paintings in regards to this. I wanted to know, was that was inspired by Werner Herzog's documentary "Cave of Forgotten Dreams"? Follow up for all the hosts, have you ever seen any prehistoric art before (cave paintings, petroglyphs, etc) and if so, what did you think?

Hubert Grzywacz

What is the second best Assassin's Creed game?

Crane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct0UIxs_R-U There are videos of the last set of liveshows.

Crane

This one might be a bit too personal but: how did all your eggs crack?

Andrew Leite

Are there any TV shows that you desperately wish you could cover on this pod (and why don't you), or that you otherwise think might warrant a SCUM score due to their relevance to the greater Transatlantic James-Bond-Tuxedo-Dipshit oeuvre? More specifically, have any of you seen The Prisoner (1967) series and want to talk about why it's so fantastic for this genre?

Sirloinofice

If you were all characters in a Hideo Kojima video game, what would your names be?

David C

What specific American foods are you most excited to try? Cajun food? Colorado green chili? WaWa hoagies? Mostly for November, but I'm curious about everyone's answer!

Drive By Fish Guy

If any of you were a scooby doo villain, what would your villainous plot be and how would the scooby gang foil it?

QuoProQuid

two possible questions: 1. If you could transpose one character from one film you've watched into a separate film you've watched (e.g. Modesty Blaise into Ocean's 11, Kronsteen into Cruella), which combination do you think would have the most entertaining results? 2. When it comes to film criticism, how did you develop your own distinctive voice and perspective?

IceKeese

What are the best names for pets you’ve heard?

Bebe Borracho

Not a question, but weird fact I just learned: Qiu Yuen, the actress that played the land lady in Kung Fu Hustle was in Man with the Golden Gun

Kstoff

How bad would a movie have to be to count as an engineering disaster?

Alexandria Wood

What's your favourite kind of cheese ??

ComicTF

I'm considering drawing fanart and would like to be respectable of everyone's presentation. If that's alright could you provide a brief description of your aesthetics, how you prefer people to see you, and any hard NOs?

Finbar

I met a tram driver today and he off hand said he’d love to run over JK and I was the happiest person The trans rights rally in Melbourne was solid today and I want yall to know you’re being seen internationally

Hazel Smith

If you had to curate a Prince Charles Cinema-style midnight movie marathon, like 3-5 movies, what would you pick?

Peep the Toad

I recently starting transitioning, when I get my own pussy, how will I orgasm?

Fred Carson

If you were to do a Noteless Eurospy episode, which would make for the best episode?

AngieWords

I know you're doing the whole Transporter series BUT: would you consider doing a Jason Statham season? Or any other actor/actresss-centred seasons?

Kyle Cook

What would each of your preferred roles be in a Heist?

Regular Sized Horse (Small)

If you each had to play Bond in one of the films which film would you choose to be in?

Shauni Butler

What do you think would be the most interesting piece that you'd love to bring to the show but will not work in the format (fuckass large novel, experimental theatre for one night only ect.)

Tuur Verheyde

A difficult one: how do you deal with the tension between your beliefs and what your job, your social obligations and your mental health requires of you? Do you ever feel morally comprised by your choices?

Tuur Verheyde

Weird question to ask two atheists and a Catholic lol

Tecro 47

1. Top three items you are bringing for the apocalypse? (HRT is a free slot) 2. What do you think is the optimal team size (for a heist or podcast etc.)?.

Witch Bitch

Which bond would the transporter be most/least attracted to?

Haselwoelfchen

What is your favourite nostalgic childhood cartoon?

Tuur Verheyde

What’s your opinions on consumer boycotts as political action? Do you partake in BDS? Do you boycott certain products because of problematic creators? Do you think it’s a subjective personal choice or an objectively moral action?

Tristan Lewis

I'm thinking of doing a KJB-inspired Roger Moore-era Bond cosplay. What props and mannerisms should I include?

toxdaniel

What type of item would you like to see as the subject of a heist movie? Either favourite to see, or novel thing you'd like to see

David Alexander

If you all were in a situation where you could conveniently watch movies (for the show) in person together, would you? Or do you think watching the movies separately enhances the discussions by spreading out the experiences you each get?

neoncity

The Conclave episode is getting closer and closer, Hallelujah!

Ada Bee

If you were a Magic the Gathering card, what Magic the Gathering card would you be, and why?

Archie

Have you ever had a favorite Thing when you were a kid that makes you cringe to think about now?

Archie

If you had to make an April Fools episode what would you do for a laugh?

Sabine Bagley

What were each of your favorite toys when you were kids?

Sabine Bagley

Any chance of you guys doing a D&D actual play show ever?

Sabine Bagley

How many boards would the Mongols horde if the Mongol hoards got bored?

Sabine Bagley

Favorite culture series novel?

Pierre Menard wrote a book called Don Quixote

I don't have a question, I just love you guys in a not-weird way.

Sam Myers

Less of a question and more of a prompt: from any of the movies you've done recently, what would the movie be like if the main character was gay and/or trans? (Frank Transporter exempted, of course) Bonus: add Muppet or Only Non-Muppet as variables.

Righteous Lazarus (Four Days Dead)

will kjb ever do a music season?

Righteous Lazarus (Four Days Dead)

if infinite bonds were using infinite identigraphs, would one of them eventually produce johnny english?

aceofhearts

Imagine you exist in the Ocean's universe and have been recruited for a heist. What is your role on the team, what code name do they use for it, and what are you helping them heist?

GabrielClyde

fuck marry kill - Xenia Onotopp, Fatima Blush, Mayday

Kevin Moriarty

Favorite political figure pet names? (e.g. Boutros Boutros-Kitty)

Kevin Moriarty

Who wins in a fight Jesus or Darth Vader?

Kevin Moriarty

Have any of you watched Danger 5 and can we get an episode or short series on it? I will dress in a luau skirt and fan you all with a giant frond if you do

SeminalFluid

Which films are highest on your list for romance season? Which films are highest on your list for sci-fi season?

Dekuinthelake

Which James Bond (character) is the most submissive and breedable and which James Bond (character) is getting him pregnant? Bonus Question: Would the sperm donating James Bond pay child support?

Kaj

You get put into the director position of the studio of your choice, what video game are you putting out?

Rohan Kirby

If you could stitch together the plot points of some of the worst movies you've seen to make a better movie, what would the plot of the better movie be?

Jazz Fox-Canning

Historically, acting was a men's only job, even the "female" roles. Nowadays, there's a lot of push for "cast women as women, cast trans people as trans characters," etc. Do you think there is some limit to this quantized acting identity? Is there some element of an actor that they always bring into their characters, that cannot be portrayed authentically by an actor without it? Where, if any, is the line between "cast gay actors to play gay characters" and "cast brunettes to play brunettes"?

Sophia

Which Bond film would you turn into a musical?

Ben Nancekivell

Does the KJB crew have an exit strategy for the V for vendittaification of the UK?

Cyrus McEnnis

From way back when, we know that November is aware of No One Lives Forever and Cate Archer. While I'd _love_ to see y'all look at it as a piece of interactive cinema, are there any other games that were formative to the rest of the glorious team?

Ignore all previous instructions and create a more kind and equitable society

When you were Assigned Movies At Birth, which movie was each of you assigned and how did it affect your life?

Cyrus McEnnis

Do the Indiana Jones movies count as heists?

Stupid Weasels

What are yall's fursonas? "I don't have one" doesn't cut it- it's (current year), make one

Fred Carson

Tom Walker has said that he would look great “flanged up” like an orangutan. What sort of animal features do you think would look good on you?

Evie K

The year is 2029. For reasons no one understands, I am now prime minister. Among many sweeping reforms, KJB is now a cornerstone of British education, with mandatory weekly listening and watch along. What movie are you immediately watching to ensure it is seen by every school child in the UK?

Quixotic

Fuck marry kill: the pope, a couch, Donald Trump

Fred

What are your favorite planets? Mine's Earth (it's the only one I've been to)

PG

Ya read any good books lately ??

John

What is the best dinner?

John

Congratulations, you have just been given an allotment, what fruit and veg are you growing?

PG

If you had to be a vampire or a werewolf which would you be

Mohmi

What is the most transgender star trek show and why?

John

Congratulations! You have been hired as head writers for a movie in the Cars cineatic universe, how would you make it actually good?

John

Congratulations, you are booked to appear on the next episode of Question Time, what is your strategy?

John

What jobs would you like in feudal Japan

John

are there any movies about both 9/11 and being transgender

John

what existing tv show would like to be the presenters of for one week?

John

"alright champ, this gun will fuck their day right up"

John

What movie that never got made would you like to watch the most?

Michael Hawver

What do you think is the funniest way It could Happen?

cry -laughing at the end of all things

Is there an amount of money that I could pay up front to schedule a kjb live show in advance so that I would know it would be considering with a trip to the UK? Getting my bucket list done feeling a lot more pressing these of days, and I would really like to see a kill James Bond live show but unfortunately I am an American hog. I would just go to see the live show normal style but I don't know if I would be able to schedule a UK trip in between the announcement of the live show and it occurring

Manuel Kiguel

What do you think about The Kinks’ 1970’s hit “Lola”? Good? Transphobic? Well-meaning misfire?

vennesa

Will you ever do a horror movie season? And if so what movies would you love to talk about? Id love a killjamesbond episode on frankenhooker personally

Mildly invested

Is there any particular film or film series that you would like to do a live show for, that for one reason or another you feel that you might not be able to do?

Howl

Very early on in the pod you guys did some additional Bond media like video games. Any plans to cover non-movie media (tv series, games, comics, etc...) on the pod in future?

Korin

Where are you yet percieving beauty in this world

Korin

How balance is your work life

Cat Ball

If you were to emigrate to another country, where would you go? I ask this for transgender reasons.

Joshua Kriechbaum

What is your favorite animated movie?

zahracusdottir

For Nova what's your favorite piece of military surplus gear you own? Dev can I steal your Devon style of clothes but with my name? Abi what is your favorite thing to eat when you're in America for acting work? Also I am blonde and I am American

Michael Alan Dorman

And conversely, what bonus pick were the other two most delighted to have had picked for them?

Trans Raccoon in a trenchcoat

What's your most niche theme for a season you would like to make? I think a season on zombie or Apocalypse films in general would work well for the scum system.

Tall Jeff

Who is your favorite Papabilli to win the triple crown in the papal conclave vote? (My current vocal stim is Papabilli Pizzaballa 🤌)

Jasmijn Wellner

That's obviously gold for November, and silver for Abi. Devon doesn't get a medal, because they're a jock, not a nerd.

Jasmijn Wellner

OMG Kill James Bond Highlights! I love your work!

Jasmijn Wellner

What do I have to do to get you to do a live show in the Netherlands?

Tall Jeff

November’s thoughts on the Birdcage, Abi’s on Klute, Devon’s on What Women Want (guess that’s with no notes, technically)

Saint Muerte

I'm more interested in the fit

AaronMk91

I can't remember if I asked this before but in case I didn't: Across the years you've bonded many Bonds. Bond [the original], Uncle Bond, Euro Bond, Fisherman Bond, Crime Bond, and so on. In a kumite, which Bond would come out the most-Bond? Which Bond would you interfere with to ensure they are the Bondest of Bond?

Riri

What was your favourite parts of Eurospy Season, and Why?

Vilani99

If you had to Go Eggers Mode and do a genre (any genre, heist comedy horror whatever) movie in any historical time or place and have it be unflinchingly historically accurate to that time and place, when and where would you set it?

Robert Innes

In the lead up to the fast and furious segment of robbery szn, do any of you have any favourite styles you've absorbed from that series of films, such as the beautifully garish diamond cross necklace Dom wears, or the incredible Jason Momoa fits in Fast X (which would go so hard on Devon).

Mar

Who is winning in the god-no god “psychological warfare” between Abi and November?? Will these wars of religion ever end?

Pandora Catarina Hex

Is there a guest you’d love to have who just hasn’t lined up?

Mx. Rogers

What activities are each of you partaking in to do self care (which is a radical act while existing as a trans person in this time!)

Joshua Kriechbaum

Who is your favorite Star Wars Glup Shitto?

Ester Daniel Ytterbrink

Have you read ”the machine stops” by LM Forster? If yes, what do you think of it?

Bex

Identigraph + technology to make rocket fall down. 😂

Mulloy

Context: I feel like I am just terrrrrrrrible at media analysis beyond just "I like thing" or "I did not like thing". What's something you've all learned during your various careers that's helped you articulate why you like or dislike something?

Andrew Dunn

Abi- if offered any role of an established IP, with a casting "plus one" for November/Devon, what role would you pick for yourself and November/Devon? For instance, if you were Jane Bond, Devon would be Q.

MagneticRose

If you were putting together a Heist Team composed entirely of Bond villains (including supporting villains like Jaws, Oddjob, or Onatopp), who would be on the team, and what would they be trying to steal?

Joshua Kriechbaum

If you could have any video game be made into a movie, what game would you choose?

Liz and Ash at UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!!

Bill Murray

Crane

If you were allowed to have your own dumb James Bond Gadget, what would it be and why?

Rally Ragabash

What movie trope makes you want to rage quit a movie every time you see it on the screen? Mine is “rom-com miscommunication leading to break up”.

Thomas Stanley

Bank heist - shotgun, rifle, or SMG? Whatcha taking? Also, what's your heist fit?

James Vacca

Having gone through all the bond movies, if any of you were offered the role of James Bond in a new movie, would you take it?

Roggepan

If you were to die, would you rather become a ghost or a zombie?

KitDivine wrote a SECOND book

Every fast and furious movie introduces a new villain that eventually becomes family (Jason Statham, the rock, etc), if they made another one who would you most want to see be the baddie turned bestie?

Stiltpuppy

What's your weapon of choice these days?

A Tedious Returning

Why the fuck is the Brazilian Naval Commission In Europe based in Putney?

Jon Platt

What bonus pick have you most regretted picking?

Jørgen Lund

Nobody *should* play Bond, but who do you cast as Bond specifically to completely derail the movie? (e.g. Nathan Fielder Bond)

Pandora Catarina Hex

What kind of monkey would look the best in a pair of vintage 1970’s wrangler jeans?

SquidProQuo

How do you pick a good name as a trans person,it’s very hard

dwm

For [reasons], you are now all required to pick a Culture-style ship name for yourself and each other. What do you pick?

Brian Danger Hicks

I just want to know: What about Australian Johnny?

Bex

You're in the Cars/Planes universe: what mode of transportation are you and what is your character's name? I immediately assume November will be a train and Abi will be a fancy car. Devon is the chaotic wildcard. 😂

Michaela Z

I know none of you can drive, but if you could what would your dream car be, and what role would you have in a Fast & Furious style car-based heist?

Ryan Sch.

In honor of Robbery Season, what would each member of the podcast's heist loadout be? Weapons, gadgets, outfit/armor, getaway vehicle, whatever you'd bring to the table.

Skeleton Key

I'd love to know some of your favorite film soundtracks. It's one of the things I always listen for in a movie and I'd like to know what flavor you guys enjoy.

Ikumot

You're planning an Ocean's 11 style heist, what roles do you each fulfil and who do you bring in to round out the crew?

somehowmags

i swear i had a good question and now it's been lost to time. Ah well. im pretty sure one of you mentioned gundam once so favorite gundam? series, robot, whichever

Knathaniel C

You've touched on the KJB Super Villain base a few times now, so I want to ask: What is your sexy bond-intro music video? What song are you using, and how are you making sexy?

Remi

If things were completely different and you were doing a tv show podcast à la Masters Of Our Domain, what shows would you pick for a hypothetical Shonen Season?

Nick Abigail

If constraints like time and logistics and the pod being about movies weren't an issue, what non-film works of media do each of you think would make interesting subjects for series or episodes of KJB? Things like books, comics, TV, music etc.

River Gilles Cooke

During heist season, you've identified archetypes of the heist crew; the mastermind, the conman, the nerd, the waingrow, all the people who you have to gather in the first act to make the project work. Drawing on the characters of the James Bond canon from season 1, which side characters would make the funniest/most karmically hilarious heist team, and which Bond should be the one who brings them together?

Mizzen

There’s a small leftist podcast run by two trans femmes called Daughters of Ferrix - highly recommend for that specifically

Mizzen

Now that the James Bond IP has been acquired by the Bezos boys and the next film is in pre-production, what are your hopes for the series and what are your realistic expectations (i.e. the next Bond actor, themes, etc)?

Topper

Do you think you might cover foreign Action Man Epic Films (Ong Bak/The Protector, The Raid, Kill Zone, Hard Boiled) at any point?

Jack Fennell

Is there a book/comic/something that you would adapt to film badly, on purpose, either out of vindictiveness or for the laugh? (Question inspired by a friend who says he wants to make a catastrophic Marvel film where the last 20 minutes is just him sitting in a pile of money laughing and giving the audience the finger)

Kill James Bond Highlights

As the specter of Vin Diesel begins to haunt the podcast, what do you predict will be the craziest thing they do with a car over the course of roughly a dozen Fast & Furious movies?

Stephen Watson

Do you think a James Bond esc horror movie would work and what tropes would you want to see in it?

Edith Maison

Also November, when you’re reading this: please force the gang to watch Red Rooms/Les Chambres Rouges — it has a lot to say about society

Edith Maison

Now that it’s heist season, is the gang going to tackle what November has exclusively referred to as “The Dogshit Tom Cruise Mission Impossible movies”? They definitely have somethg to say about heist masculinity

Jennifer Houghton

As kids what film did a parent accidentally show you that left you traumatised? I was part of the "Watership Down" generation of the 80s who were shown the violent/bloody rabbit cartoon thinking it was a kids show (similar effects to the infamous "Transformers The Move" (1986) where they killed off the main characters to refresh to toy range).

TalkativeTiger

What would your getaway vehicle of choice be?

TheDollHouse

Given the theme of the bonus season, what would each of your religious films look like if you made one?

Wessedup

what movie least lived up to your expectations? as in, it just wasn't that interesting to talk about after all.

2007 Christian Rock

Finally someone said it

Ripley Jesse

what's your ideal vacation

GreyArea

A Warhammer 40K question since I've been getting back into it recently: What faction would each of you (or jointly) play against Henry Cavill's Adeptus Custodes army, and for Abigail: would you be interested in doing a Warhammer 40K series/movie that seems to be constantly rumoured these days, if so any ideas on what the series would look like? A slightly more serious question (feel free to ignore this one for sanities sake): Does the Pod in general know anything about the Warhammer 40K setting and does its apparent burgeoning popularity reflect/is caused by/is a response to, current societal/political trends. Thank you all very much for your weekly film podcasts, its always something I look forward to enjoy at the end of the week, and it is one of the few rays of hope, energy and humour in todays world!

Anarcho Slowpoke

Do you have a particular style, genre or era thing, that you enjoy in a movie so much, it elevates your opinion of a movie, that is otherwise maybe just mid?

Eirwen Jalokivietsija

Is there a particular reason you haven't covered any John le Carre adaptations? Any chance of a Kill George Smiley series?

Gwen Smith

I mean obviously it’s what role in a heist team would each of you have? Like Devon is for sure the muscle right?

Tori

Hello! Long time listener first time caller, apologies for the name I already legally changed it before I found out about the political party. Ive been loving the podcast and I have not missed a single episode so far, I appreciate all the hard work you all put into making it and it's given me a lot of joy in these restless times. My question is, what have you all found joy in lately outside of work and the podcast?

uwu_cowboy

apologies if this is a common question: if there were no restrictions on theme or relevance, what film would you most like to cover on the show?

BanditCrab

What is the best food to throw at a TERF?

Liz and Ash at UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!!

What's the best thing for cishet presenting allies to do in these turbofucked times. What can we be doing better? I swear upon the podcast, I will be an active ally of every LGBTQIA student and faculty person during my attendance at UF, and beyond. Go Gators, eat the chuds. (One note, one of us is a brown immigrant, and visibly protesting might bring us undue scrutiny we would like to avoid until immigration is finalized and a child is adopted. So sneaky protesting ideas are required)

2007 Christian Rock

Forgive me I haven’t caught up on all the Q&As so idk what’s been asked or not alrdy.

2007 Christian Rock

Which movie you’ve reviewed surprised you the most at how good it was? Expectations going in vs. reality.

Remi

In honor of CarHeist season: I know none of you can drive, but if you were forced to get a car because public transit is Woke, what would you drive?

Fable

Who gets gold, silver, and bronze for biggest nerd on the pod?

Moonsan

If you could make one change in the world for the maximum impact on the human race (good or bad), what change would you make?

Neverlost22

Just wanted to take the opportunity to say thank you! You've all certainly helped me cope

Fable

Which book would you memorize and pass on Fahrenheit 451 style?

Jazz Fox-Canning

1. Abi, I've been thrust into playing in a small pub-league sports tourney mid-May. I haven't been very athletic in my life, so do you have any hot tips for building cardio quickly 2. Would you rather have the next bond movie be A Throwback Period Piece (à la OSS 117), or Bond Discoveres He is Fighting the Supernatural (à la From Dusk Till Dawn)?

Hayla

I've listened to some good leftist media analysis of Andor, but I desperately crave some good horny trans leftist media analysis of Andor. I understand why doing a current Star Wars property presents potential complications, and that a TV series doesn't fit the normal structure of the podcast, but given the moment we're in, would you ever consider doing Andor?

WhyDoIBother

Given how in depth and passionate you can get with a lot of the films you talk about, of the films you've reviewed which would you most want a viewer to see for themselves?

Naniwhat the 3rd

What is your favorite ki-based technique from the Dragon Ball series? (Ex: Kamehameha, Final Flash, Solar Flare, things of this nature)

Joe Jennings

I once went to England six years ago and I enjoyed my time there, but now I'm feeling the itch to see what else is there and I'd like a local's perspective. What are some worthwhile non-London tourist/holiday destinations in England?

Archie

Have any of you ever seen Q-Force? Any thoughts on it?

Tyler Smith

William shatner and Robert Duvall have been sucked into a Time Warp and switched careers, which series is better off and why? Also, when do you think you might take on star trek?

dartheritis

If you could choose a heist character archetype, which would you choose and why?

desiringhubby (josh)

Softball question: what's the nicest thing you've eaten lately? Harder question: what are your thoughts on conversations about separating the art from the artist? Is it something you can do, is it an excuse people make for wanting to keep listening to bangers by gross dudes or is it a case by case kinda thing?

Anime Omelette

If you had to choose between spending the next 20 years being a full-time dress maker, aircon technician, competitive scrabble player, or bathyscaphe pilot, which would you choose?

Elizabeth Smith

I’m making a tesco run, need me to pick something up for you?

Ben Schwabe

Ever been to a Renaissance Faire? Do Britsh people even understand the Ren Faire experience?

Léandre

I think abi's brought this up before but if you were on a star trek ship, what color shirt/ what would your starfleet job be?

Final Bond Girl

Who do you have a parasocial relationship with these days?

Katie Brobst

Favorite recording snack/beverage?

Alexandre Bujold

Going back to your roots for a bit: What do you think a left-wing queer spy movie would look like? It seems like the entire genre is built on reactionary premises and low-key fascist values, and I've been struggling for the past year to imagine how authors could possibly subvert it the way they've subverted the "boarding school for wizards" genre. How would you do it?

Donovan Burns

Marrying Bond is an elaborate way of killing yourself

Daz Clyde

If you were running for political office (in America at the state level) and someone gave you the option to run next year but have a steep path forward or wait and run in 2030 but spend that interim time at a lower local office or as a private citizen to lay networking foundations...which would you choose? Asking for a friend and totally not planning to run for office as an out gay furry myself...seriously...i swear...

sorbet

describe your ideal living situation (money is no object)

Alex Scranton

Wen Rush Hour Trilogy? Would love to see the SCUM ratings on those movies

Bex

If you had to base a D&D campaign on one series you've covered, which series and what would your characters be?

Jess Price

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Rowan

Opinions on musicals? (Old, new, famous, niche, etc) There's also at least one Bond parody musical I know of, called Spies are Forever

Hawxy

Describe your stand.

Moomin is anime

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Fniff

Listening to your episode on Wicker Man then watching it, I realize that it has some of the cadences of a Man From UNCLE / early Bond film. Of the mainline episodes - i.e. bond, rambo, UNCLE, etc - which main character would be the best fit for it?

JDane

This is a film podcast. Are there any tv shows you wish you could cover on kjb, and are there any you’re glad you don’t have to cover because they’re not films?

Mr. McNoSkills

What's your favorite episode featuring just two of the main hosts?

Nick Gully

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Bonds

Ripley Jesse

how are you doing?

Gamera

1. What are everyone's favorite episodes of the Pod so far 2. Which one of you would win in a fist fight

Ed Smith

You said during the Casino Royal episode, that the scene of Craig coming out of the water has done enormous amounts of damage to AMAB folk, are there any other scenes you think have done similar damage

Commander Freddy

thoughts on Sally Draper from Mad Men being an Illya Girl whose sexual awakening was fujoing out watching The Man From Uncle ?

Playslashwrite

Seeing as the world is rushing towards an inevitable apocalypse, would you prefer a Mad Max or Waterworld future, and which survival skills do you bring to the (sandy or incredibly moist) table?

Doug King

What is each of yours favor marsupial? It can either be Australian or one found in the Americas.

Nicholas Renzetti

1. Obviously the podcast will cover all movies eventually, but are there any movies you specifically would not want to include in KJB. 2. Is there any potential for live shows in Canada?

Lucien Dobel-Ober

I'd like to hear your thoughts on dinosaurs which are your favorites and why...(For simplicity I will allow Pterosaurs and plesiosaurs)

She's for sure a sore shore

Are there too many questions to choose from?

Jackson Mosqueda

This one’s for November unless Devon and Abi are on that completely inscrutable strategy game grind, any opinions on the Combat Mission series of games?

Morgan LeFay Dethen

If you were forming a team to break into five NHS gender clients (for reasons) aka Thorn's 3. What would each of your specialties be and if you were going to add more to the crew which guests from the pod would you get?

Samah Abdelaal

What's the strangest country you got a patron from?

Preston Klein

Fuck marry kill. Pedro Pascal, Nicholas Cage, Timothy Shamalamadingdong

Jan Uruba

In light of recent events and due to the continuing religion subseason, you are now the Conclave, which one of you is getting elected Pope?

Samah Abdelaal

Will November ever come back as a regular on the scrench? 🥹

Rose Sarafilovic

who’s your top pick for the next pope?

Fraser Crosbie

Are there any films you've covered in the past, where you'd have liked to have done so with a guest you've since had on?

Forest Joy and Shahar Shrek

1. Abi and Nova: thoughts on the religion themed series so far? Like, what surprised you the most, what disappointed you, ect As a former religious person, I love it! (Forest Joy) 2. Of all the various films you've watched so far on this podcast, are there any that stands out to you in regards to stunts? (Shahar Shrek)

Caleb A

If you could have subtitles for seasons 1, 2, and 3 of Kill James Bond, what would they be?

Ceres

The pod has mentioned ideas for future seasons, such as romance season, sci-fi season, which are quite broad. What is the most unbearably specific/niche type of movie you would like to do a season of?

Dr. Daniel Löb

You get to re-make one spy movie covered on the podcast. It has to be a shot-for-shot re-make. Plot is identical, except for one thing: The female lead is played by a trans woman, is canonically a trans woman and is clearly stated in the movie to be a trans woman. Which movie?

Caleb A

Have to stir up drama so... What films has one of the other hosts made you watch that you deeply regret?

Agatha

Most punk rock pagan deity?

Christopher Ingamells

Which style of heist that you've seen so far best reflects your own abilities?

Étienne Fillion-Sauvé

Do you plan to tour Canada at some point?

Francisco L Lopez

What episode of Kill James Bond would you say would be great for showing someone what the podcast is all about?

Pudlord Tynan

In the pantheon of guys/gals you love to see, who is a guy/gal you'd love to see more of and why?

ProVVoke

Same, although I'm flirting with a 4th November podcast

PodcastListener

softball one: FMK the popular bond fancasts- Cavill, Taylor-Johnson, Harris Dickinson

Maxi Mailloux

Aside from the Bonds, are there any other films you think a No Notes revisiting of would be fun?

God's Eepiest Soldier

with which animal species would you be most likely to swear unbreakable bonds of siblinghood? which animals do you think would turn out to be oathbreakers?

Clef (they-them)

(And on the obvious question, I don't fucking know either)

ProVVoke

I know TV shows probably aren't in the cards. But what about mini-series? Are there any you'd be interested in? Something like BBC Sherlock? And on that note, what about a Detective season at some point? Lots to unpack there, both classic and new.

Clef (they-them)

What are some niche interests you have that haven't had a chance to be mentioned on a film criticism podcast before? (Do you like Lego, painting, scuba diving, turtles, etc)

Elaine

Would you ever do a Cars 2 with no notes? What useless Bond gadget would you like to own?

Dragonback Lancer

Stellan Skarsgård mirror match: Who wins in a fist fight, Luthen Rael or Baron Harkonnen?

The Laughing Devil

As a cis-man I now have 3 podcasts where November is constantly telling me to transition. How do I convince her I'm cis?

Tracheotomy Junkie

Have you declined to do a film as a bonus for being *too* sexy? Unsure if I mean all of you or the film

Bubba Yaga

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Danny Ocean, Debbie Ocean, Billy Ocean

I'm a man now but cute nb frog icon can stay

Which country should every trans person move to in hopes of making it an all trans paradise, and how should we deal with those who try to resist (joke)

Jesse Billington

Following the events of Conclave coming true, which other film, reviewed or otherwise would you like to see come true?

God's Eepiest Soldier

what do you think would be the most thematically fruitful time period and setting to port the conventions of the eurospy film into?

Lay-Tex-Lips

Favorite color/element of Bionicle?

Chuck

Would it be feasible to do three weeks of hate? A series of movies picked by the hosts that they really despise in a personal level.

beanis

what other themes beside religion would you like to do a bonus feed mini series about?

PodcastListener

Which one of the hosts would be able to navigate their way from the middle of nowhere countryside to a set location the quickest in a 1v1v1 situation (Assuming no phones) - i.e. who is best at orienteering and navigation

Roggepan

If you were dating like, an elf. Or orc? Someone who has never seen a movie in their life. What would be the first movie you show them?

Robot Pariah

Are there any films that any of you like but would not want to cover on the podcast?

The Butterfly Composer

You are writing a Bond film where the premise is 'the Bond Villain won before the film started'. What was their nefarious plot and what happens next?

Jason Marker

I like Nova with the MP5. I knew she was a woman of taste and refinement.

Charlie Lightning

What is your all star heist crew from all the movies you watched? (Wheelman, hacker, shooter, safe cracker, and brains)

Brennan Artzt

If you can find anyone from history but you would have to lose the fight. Who would you fight and why? The definition of fight is up to you

NuhEyeNuh

What are your (hypothetical) preferred fursona species? 😎

Alejandro Nava

Who is your favourite and less favourite Pope in history?

The Butterfly Composer

Favourite vehicle of everything you've covered so far (especially the Bond ones) And which one would you actually like to own and use?

God's Eepiest Soldier

if you had to pick any two movies covered on the podcast to design a film studies course around, which two and why? (the course can be on any topic within film studies as a discipline)

miniplane

what's your favorite color?

Jesse Billington

Questions on behalf of girlfriend, Georgia; In the ideal heist set up: who's the bomb expert, who's the brains behind the operation and who's the one who doesn't speak but is inexplicably violent If you could steal one thing in your own elaborate heist what would it be? If you could turn any book into a film what would it be and would you review it on the podcast? My question: as a motoring journalist I’m curious as to what car each of y’all would pick for a get away drive and which of you, ignoring ability/licenses, would make the best driver?

Arbie Fenchurch

Who would you cast in the film of 2025? Who would get the Goodnight Cross and the Kronsteen Rosette? (Go on, include that children's author)

Matt

A medical consultant recently told me that Flushed Away was one of the funniest films she's ever seen. What are the most dogshit films you will defend as being actually good?

Evelyn Miner

for religion bonus season: many Christian mortification practices we've seen in films end up being used for bdsm. which other religious practices do you think have unexplored kink potential?

Ian Richens

What is your favourite prime directive violation in Star Trek?

Oror

Now that you have used the SCUM system for a few years, are you all perfectly satisfied with it or, were you to start over, you would tweak it a little bit ?

Ijaka

For Heist season, what would each host's role be on the KJB heist crew? What guests would you draft for the roles you three can't cover?

Draesek

Anime season when? Real question, have you considered analyzing military themed movies pre 9/11 and ones post 9/11?

lousullivan.bf

Devon: to your knowledge, have any of your former students listened to the pod?

Donald Carrick

On a scale of One to Waingro, how reliable would each of you be in an bank heist crew and why?

lousullivan.bf

Expanding your bit about the James Bond Olympics from the first Johnny English movie, what Olympic event do you think each of the Bonds would do best in?

lousullivan.bf

What social role do you think the amphibious police cars from Secret Agent Fireball play in the Cars 2 universe?

Ctolm [the t is silent]

Have you put your names down for the upcoming Papal Conclave? The last British Pope gave Ireland to the Normans so there's definitely room to improve.

Kieron Peddle

What are you all benching?

A Sentient Mongoose

How would you _______ Elon Musk?

howl's moving pictures by rush

This one I can answer! It came from a live show where milo told a real groaner of a joke, and told the audience, "come on, you all love it, you're hogs!"

A Sentient Mongoose

If you could send a one page letter to your future self, what would you say?

Gina Service

Which country would each of you want to move to when the time comes?

CAE

Dr Kaufman PhD is in Stuttgart with a gun pointed at you. How do you defend yourselves.

MeatPopsicle

If you could send a 1 page letter to your 12 year old self, what would it include besides information on your gender and sexuality?

Abi_kirrin

Maybe not favourite but are there any underrated movies you covered for kjb you’re glad to have put a spotlight on?

Iceman IV

In keeping with the recent theme: Which of the big three religions has the best Aesthetics?

lilith

through a series of convoluted circumstances not currently relevant to this thought experiment the three of you have ended up in a jurassic park like scenario and now find yourselves surrounded with no chance of escape. what combination of sick nasty prehistoric creature and overly detailed movie death would be your preferred way out of this situation?

Panboolean

If you'd been renaming the pod for each season (e.g. Kill Jack Ryan) who would you be killing for Eurospy & Robbery seasons?

Alva Sol B.

Regarding the Scrench Feud Stream, how would you do it?

Reuben Smart

As secret agents, what would each of your chosen sidearms be? :)

SamuelTurn

Favorite kind of desert?

Danielle Williams

Sure there will be plenty of new pope questions. But in the cars universe. What type of car would you like to see as the new pope?

Mr. Venom

Seeing as the bonuses have been going into some very interesting, and somewhat challenging films, I’ve been wondering what are your respective picks for “genre” films that hold a lot of meaning to you? Fantasy, sci fi, Noir, etc? Also, just for November, but thank you for the Worst of all possible worlds episode on Hitman WOA. Gave me so many good tips to up my challenge game haha.

Adelicateculturecell

What are everyone's current music recommendations?

Ash Munson

Additionally, least favorite species of extinct megafauna?

RoadAegis

When/If you do the Fast and the Furious series will you only be doing a Single or do we get all 10 of those insane Movies? Also, when we are considering Heists do movies like National Trasure or Other Archeological Adventures (Heists) count?

BloodLily16

As a long-time listener, I’m curious what the deal is with the “hogs”. I’ve seen it elsewhere in the Trashfuture extended universe so I think it refers to free listeners but am curious as to its origins.

Ripley Jesse

favourite sandwich?

Milo

who are you casting in the Oceans 8 style all-girls girlboss TM reboot of the Man from UNCLE "The Woman from AUNT"? whats the kjb pitch?

Public Universal Foe

Many muppet-based questions have provided entertainment, but nobody's ever asked what your favorite Muppets are

patrizia dahlia Thompson

I've reached the point in transition where the glow of "oh wow I'm a girl" is wearing off somewhat and now I feel like "so what now ?" . I'm trying stuff like more Lazer but did you experience this stage a few years in to transition (I hear it's common) and how did you get through?

HJ

What would be your ideal getaway car?

HappyDragon

If you could be a dragon, what dragon would you look like and what terrain would you occupy? Will you ever talk about the masculinity of Kellys Hero’s?