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S4E31.5: The Assignment
🕑 Added 2026-01-30 11:06:25 +0000 UTCWhenever, in the course of daily life, an emergency occurs, you naturally call the most appropriate emergency service. If there's a fire, call the fire brigade. A medical emergency requires EMS, a bomb calls for the bomb squad. But who do you call, exactly, when you have a total box office flop about a hitman being forcibly transitioned into Michelle Rodriguez as punishment by Sigourney Weaver?
You call us. We'll handle it.
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Check out friend of the show Mattie's new book Simplicity here, or wherever fine graphic novels are sold!
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FREE PALESTINE
-The Palestinian Communist Youth Union is doing a food and water effort, and is part of the official communist party of Palestine
https://www.gofundme.com/f/to-preserve-whats-left-of-humanity-global-solidarity
-Water is Life, a water distribution project in North Gaza affiliated with an Indigenous American organization and the Freedom Flotilla
https://www.waterislifegaza.org/
-Vegetable Distribution Fund, which secured and delivers fresh veg, affiliated with Freedom Flotilla also
https://www.instagram.com/linking/fundraiser?fundraiser_id=1102739514947848
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Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com , as well as on our Bluesky and X.com the everything app account
Comments
Aeris Willow
a "hon" is a word 4chan uses for trans people who dont pass, hondosing is getting a really low dosage of hrt which would lead to effects of transition being weaker (making one a "hon")
Ross Nolan
I'm now dissappointed the podcast didn't do the Ellen Barkin film 'Switch' during 'Religion season' - I mean the main character is forcefemmed by GOD! I do concede it might have been a bit too close to 'Sam' though.
Maladapted
Puppy girl named tannerite blew my shit clean off. Making me really reconsider my name choice
Ash Munson
heartbroken that you missed the “i could dilate you from stuttgart and still have the proper effect” joke
Desmond Gonzalez
Boymode Michelle Rodriguez looks like Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet x Jacob Geller I will not be taking questions.
Desmond Gonzalez
"You are cursed to be Michelle Rodriguez!" "Oh nooooo"
Corey Yanofsky
someone please tell me what preparing "hundosing"(?) is
Peter Paul Rubens' Muse
i love jacob geller and his work but when i saw the tiny episode thumbnail i thought it was him 💀💀💀 in my defense he's got beautiful full lips
John
Waking up after the surgery and relentlessly hunting Sigourney Weaver down to give her a big kiss.
Carley They/Themsen
Love that Sigourney plan for revenge against this guy who killed her brother is to give her their best, most flawless work, leave an audio log explaining how to look after herself, a new wardrobe and two weeks rent. If this is what she does to her enemies, I'd love to know what she does for her friends
BudgieSmuggler
I did not expect this episode to end with an excuse to rewatch my favorite movie for a second time in the first month of 2026
Peter Steketee
Looking forward to the Wages of Fear, one of my favorite films
Declan Harzem
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