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yearning & f*ck teachers dude

🕑 Added 2025-10-01 17:04:18 +0000 UTC

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oliver

I did indeed get that degree and now I’m a baker at a coffee shop I can’t say shit 😭

oliver

Started laughing my ass off making triple berry muffins

Sarenah

As an Aries rising I’m offended

Kat

I was an Echocardiography major (I do heart ultrasounds lol), and I highly recommend for anyone interested in the medical field but doesn’t want to be a nurse or go to school for a really long time to be a doctor etc!

Maddie

longest relationship was 3 weeks 🔥🔥

shawn

you mustn’t fail, Agent C.

Sydney C

Shawn i’ve received the message you’ve sent me and will follow the plan accordingly

shawn

Feels so official

shawn

yes yes and yes!!

shawn

Normal relationships take effort TOO?!😰

shawn

LOLOL I knew you were kidding, I assumed you were like a bing bong poo poo major but you keep doin those equations gurl!!!😘🙂‍↔️💋

shawn

I’ll do a fish episode with only asmr sounds next ep

Roman

i always use you as background noise when i'm doing maintenance on my aquariums and my fish are genuinely so scared of you and that damn soundboard

Livi

Oh no my comment about you being mean about my major was trying to be a joke!! Oops please don’t feel bad!! I’m a math major, and get made fun of for it lol

Auralee

I've been in LDR before, but it was only about 8 months. Visiting each other a couple of times helped a lot. You gotta be consistent w calling and texting, but overall it wasn't too difficult! It does take work, but so does a normal relationship lol

Emjay

1. This is coming from a place of extreme privilege, but I always suggest majoring in your passion zone: an area that excites you, and presents you with more questions than answers. You may never be rich, but you'll probably be happy. .. 2. Shawn: in all seriousness, coming from a place of love & concern, DON’T come to the US right now. You have said things about Dear Leader that could easily get you tagged. (Though you spoke TRVTH) Our civil rights are quickly eroding. NOT SAFE. .. 3. Also, King, you started down about 23 tangents that you never came back to: FINISH YOUR DAMN THOUGHTS!! <3 .. 4. You are relationshipally a mess. Twinsies!! (And yes, "relationshipally" is a word; I just coined it. Happens in English all the time. Just accept it.) Amen! .. =>÷

ryder perrie

omg not this being on spotify toooooo, thankyouuu

cnty_croft

love laurance & the machine

Idalis

As a person with a B.S. in history and government, I can confirm, a bitch cannot find a job out here (so I'm sticking to my library job till further notice 😭😭)