AN APOLOGY!
🕑 Added 2024-08-19 16:06:35 +0000 UTCWell HELLO, EVERYBODY!
Are you feeling like there's been something missing from your life? Are you wondering, "Huh, why hasn't anything happened since April even though Reilly assured us that Geoff would be hosting things on here while she was gone? Will we be reimbursed for the past few months? Will Geoff face his comeuppance?"
The answers to those are:
1.) Yes, something's been missing, we're here to fix that.
2.) Of COURSE you'll be reimbursed! Everyone's gonna get the $$$ back for May-July!
3.) You'll just have to find out. Geoff already has an idea of how he wants to face his penance, but we are open to suggestions in the comments.
We are deeply sorry for the lack of content and communication over the past few months and for totally dropping the ball. And not in a fun NYE kind of way. We so appreciate all of y'all and can't wait to make it up to you. Again, I (Reilly) would LOVE to see your Geoffance (Geoff-penance) ideas in the comments.
Hugs and dry, dry kisses <3
R&G
Comments
Albert Snipz, Family Counselor @Mangia's Ristorante
What did they end up doing for this?
Zane Carnie
Any movement on this?
Zane Carnie
Another month older, another month without these toy soldiers (Geoff is an army man to me)
meansandwich
What we doin?
Albert Snipz, Family Counselor @Mangia's Ristorante
bump
Christian Sidehugs sometimes but also likes handshakes
Geoff should make a patreon-exclusive rice parody of Bad Guy, but has to make sure he mentions that *heβs* the bad guy amidst the rice of it all
Zane Carnie
Geoff hosts a 24 hour Q&A and Reilly gets to just kind of bully/torture him the whole time
Not sure if this will ever be read, but if it is, that means that Damien Kirk is sadly no longer with us. Oh well, it happens.
I mean, is it crazy/tone deaf to suggest another concussion, or...?
Curbature
Counterpoint: 2023 is THE year of the balldo
Bob Buel
So you remember that scene in Casino Royale when Bond (James or otherwise) is tied to a chair and goes through ball torture? So...not that. Obviously. Of course. But like...a notch or two lower than this, maybe?
My name is Austin Hall and Geoffrey Aaron James has forcibly sounding me with glow sticks for the past 12 Months
He's dying at the mention of a complement
Jenna Mosillami
Geoff should have to write us all a personal apology song, complete with ukulele
Sam Smith
Geoff has to write, direct and star in a 2D animated short about JD Vance's rise to superstardom amidst a bout of hayfever. I think you know what it should be called ... Hillbilly Allergy.
aggieeeeee
Geoff has to read a list of compliments π
Steven
Hey honestly I just keep the Patreon sub because I like you guys and want to support in a small way. I always forget to watch the streams. That being said it's clear Geoff blows what little money I send his way. I think a fair punishment would be for my sub money (and ideally everyone else's) to go to Reilly Also if Geoff had to write a sketch for y'all to perform that'd be awesome!
Brian Kluger
A 48 hour live stream episode of the HeadGum podcast, including a segment in which Geoff has to read the best/meanest YouTube comments. Ensure guests keep him from reading only the ones that make him feel glad
Daddy Tuesday Night
I'd like to see Geoff cosplay as me.