LGR - Santa Slayer - PC Game Review

Michael Hogan

Holy Crap! That's one UGLY curtain.

LGR

If I ever head down that road, you bet he'll show up.

Lik Chan

Creepy Clint is pretty great. Need him back for those adults only PC game reviews. XD

LGR

You have a funny idea of fun :P

LGR

It's worse in a new and exciting way, hehe

LGR

They BARELY bothered to even animated the enemies! Unless you count shaking around violently as animation, haha

Maximilien Noal

Dear God, you finalliy found a game worse than Natural Fawn Killers : Santa's Gone Postal ! :) (and I always love the return of the intro for xmas LGR episodes. :D )

Kris Asick

Hmm... you know, this oddly reminds me of another game which was made as an engine demonstrator and wasn't originally intended to be released to the public, yet eventually was, but after an hour of searching I can't for the life of me find it again. I don't remember its name, nor who made it, nor which commercial game it preceded. All I remember is that it was 3D, it had dialogue options, switches in the game world, was bright and colourful, was made in the 90s, and preceded something VERY well known... I'm gonna go ask about it on VOGONS...

Boomtown Fox

They didn't even bother to animate the guns.

Kadah

Oh awesome! I played this way back when it was new, even multiplayer with friends. Weird ass game but fun times.

DGDW (Derek G. Weber)

Nothing says Christmas like killing everything in sight

PushingUpRoses

YAAAAAAAY Christ...mas...? Um. Guns.

LGR

Ha!

LGR

PC gaming master race territory indeed.

Lindsay Michelle

...Foreshadowing, huh? :) I hope your clone doesn't win the epic battle... or do I? :P Nah, I want you to win because creepy clone is creepy.

Marksider89

"This is so far past the bottom of the barrel, we've gone subterranean." Stop digging, you've struck oil! No, wait, that a septic tank.

600 FPS! Definitely better than Arkham Knight!

LGR

Eventually, there will have to be a more direct confrontation between us...

Lindsay Michelle

Nice curtain. It's really... purple. And I'm confused how your clone lives in your mirror, unless you have one weird-ass mirror. Seriously though dude, you succeeded in making your clone creepier seeming than last year... last year he at least was only mildly annoying for being so enthusiastic... lol

LGR

Oh I've got some suitable ones :)

LGR

I'm now on the lookout for Adrenix, I'd love to see how it compares.

pcwzrd13

Thank you for playing this game so we don't have to! Haha! Any plans to review Adrenix? It has to be better than this game, right?

Rob Caporetto

Oh dear. I guess this is the Santa's having an existential crisis type of game. He needs a dose of It's a Wonderful Life. Stat. (And I hope you managed to find a suitable game to wash the foul taste and stench of this one away too!)

LGR

It's from Holiday Hare '95, the Candion theme!

Cody Fulcher

Is the theme this year from Holiday Hare 95 or is it still from 94? Dang I really need to play Jazz Jackrabbit. Also wonderful start to the month, still awesome work on your part.

The Enforcer

I KNOW, right? It's only useful as a doorstop or a replacement brick for your house.

LGR

That's saying a lot, her fruitcake BLOWS

The Enforcer

A game that will make even the most hardened Christmas fanatic say, "This sucks worse than Aunt Kathy's fruitcake".

LGR

Heh, pretty much. At least the folks behind this went on to do some good stuff!

The Arctic Saint

This looks like someone's fall semester programming class final project. And a C- at that.

LGR

In the worst way possible.

Sutekh94

Geez, Santa's REALLY gone postal.