The ZIRPSLOP Report
🕑 Added 2025-06-09 17:23:13 +0000 UTCGraphic design and outro by Anson Nguyen
Song by Chrystal - The Days (NOTION Remix)
Research chemicals:
Cory Doctorow - Enshittification Is Coming For Absolutely Everything
Willy Staley - How Everyone Got Lost In Netflix's Endless Library
Andrew Dewaard - Derivative Media: How Wall Street Devours Culture
Liz Pelly - Mood Machine: The Rise of Spofity and The Cost of The Perfect Playlist
IlluminatiPirate - Dead Internet Theory: Most of The Internet is Fake
Mike Pepi - Against Platforms
Anna Wiener - Uncanny Valley
Eliot Brown and Maureen Farrell - The Cult of We
Nick Srnicek - Platform Capitalism
Christopher Leonard - The Lords of Easy Money
Derek Thompson - The Rise and Fall of The Millennial Lifestyle Subsidy
Alex Parene - Consolation Prizes
Willy Staley - Why Is Every Young Person in America Watching The Sopranos?
Jacob Silverman - Welcome To Slop World - How The Hostile Internet Is Driving Us Crazy
Vankatesh Rao - The Premium Mediocre Life of The Maya Millennial
Max Read - We're In Our Slop Era
Kevin Roose - Farewell, Millennial Lifestyle Subsidy
Emily Baker-White - TikTok's Secret 'Heating' Button Can Make Anyone Go Viral
Cory Doctorow - Microincentives and Enshittification
Related reports:
The ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Report
Comments
Joseph Power
I like your argument, but are you equating meme to slop? If not, what discriminates these classes? What about the occasional meme that just really tickles your funnybone? Is that an aesthetic choice?
Jesse Suchmann
ok but seriously though why did the end credits make me tear up?
caprifoglio
king hipster posted another report
Joey Shuster
hawk tuah!
Dave Morin
So good. As always.
Martin Lockheed
You whittled my hate for now into a sharper point, but now where does it go?
Jake Bowling
Damn twin peaks spoiilees Zirp seems like 30% causal vs other plausible 2008 policies, a lot of this would probably be happening anyway
Krazy Lowbster
Why is research chems in the description lmao
Krazy Lowbster
Dude keep talking Iโm about to cum!
Nikita Chigoho
Iconic video
Michael Neiss
Banger. I esp loved the way hipsters are responding to slop. And the ending edit was awesome.
Dier
Masterpiece, congrats
Cameron McManus
Love the "austerity as abundance" framing at the end when referring to the ZIRP era. Hearing the Ezra Kleins of the world propose continued deregulation makes my skin crawl.
surrealducks
Agreed, this is really insightful.
Ewe
Liz Pellyโs writing is so good and so scary
liza
sooooo goood thanks braddddd
Zoe K
Is "Why does Severance refuse to acknowledge ukraine's war" a real article? Inquiring minds need to know
Eli Balmer
Text accompaniment would be very much appreciated
Dante Adams
Very cool, can we get a text summarisation of your points? I got a bit lost in there
Blake
This one for sure just changed my life. Well done.
Mathias Fruhmann
Wow amazed
Nicholas Haynes
best report yet
Thom Pavia
sending my nephews the $5 to watch this. they were born into this world and I feel personally responsible for their well-being
evan laffer
a great report
Percy Hatcherson
The Ocky Way as in the chopped cheese?
Victor Dos Santos
Fi. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Erika Braukis
Jโadore the slop bot report
Dylan
Explaining the sheer state of it, in another 50 glorious mins ๐
Luke Thighwalker
Iโm feeling depressed. I love MLG memes, but I never considered what they are a symptom of. Still will keep loving and making them, but damn. Banger music video and song at the end. Thanks Brad
Aidan Lyerly
when the prestige crops have dried up and yield no return, the hipsters turn to tending the slop, enhancing the slop, mimicking the slop even, in hopes of becoming breaded up enough to make their own prestige factories.
Paul Boon
Surprised there was no mention of AI
avery parkway
i've been writing something with this whole aura for a magazine i'm a part of and some of these lines are opening things up like crazy
Oli Eks
Damn. totally
Maxkreyzy123
Thank you for your report. This too shall pass, hopefully
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Sarah Gold
Extraction hinges on filtration/distillation. You can pack a lot of fiber into pasta if you boil it in its own sauce. Thank you for the nice meal! We love that you grow your own ๐ฅฅ๐๐ซ
garf garfsson
great work but also makes me terrified for our future. even just on an economic level, how can this keep going without descending into hell
Casey Smith
100% correct. Lived through the the full cycle at a unicorn tech company. I hope you're right about this moment just being a short phase in history.
Adam
some of these slop illustrations are so insane i had to pause the video until i stopped laughing
Zach Lathouris
Might be the best one yet man 10/10
SHAUMBร
brad can you make like a DVD compilation of your reports? i guarantee 2 sales (one for me one to force my dad to watch)
Ian Maverick
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Goose
slop slop
Ryan Qualls
We makinโ it out of the pod living with this one
Henry Murphy
Utter excellence. Thanks for the salve, Brad.
Anthony Gorczyca
Heโs done it again
Max
incredible work as always
Harry
We live in a post hipster proliferation of genre which has made possibilities endless and incomprehensible. Which I think is great, but it might mean the end of zeitgeist.
Sebastien Robichaud
This is, in my humble opinion, your best report yet. Thank you for this important work.
Sean Williams
I truly appreciate your work. While we are all familiar with the cycle of culture/businesses being created, financialized and hollowed out, the effects of this process on social media have been both blatant and insidious. In a time of unregulated monopoly we find ourselves gasping for air in this slop, and yet another well timed report has given me oxygen and clarity. Thanks again.
Jordan
maybe my favorite report to date! thank you!
JG
Crazy how each one of these is as good as a worthwhile college thesis
Spencer Bogaert
insightful, hopeful, thanks Brad!
Spoils
Poor Kaws :(
thisisgambles .
well done sir.
Abigail Cohen
Word! This shit is important. Is there a way to share the video with people who need to see it?
Adam Bellagha
Skibidi ohio rizzler gyatt type shi
MartinMartin
Holy shit that was beautiful
Rand Rosenberg
Whatta world. Only way out the rot is through ๐ตโ๐ซ
Artjom Plaunov
The bot chat was gold.