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These are a few of Lance’s favourite things
🕑 Added 2023-01-23 19:02:28 +0000 UTCSo lance took a SEVERE dislike to his last bed.
It only lasted a month, after his one before that went moldy in “the downpours” of 22, we got him a small foam bed that fitted beautifully into his cave and seemed to be a nice thin bed that gave him more room.
This was wrong.
Before long bits of foam coated the floor, no amount of telling off would stop him, Lance threw a full on diva fit and cancelled this foam bed to nothing.
Fine, fair enough, I give up.
Today we took a trip to a petshop so he could pick out his own and he picked well. Also fits like a glove.
The toy monkey was a gift from my friends for Xmas and he’s become inseparable, but I do wonder if the monkey n him plotted the whole thing, operation “comfier bed”…….
Let’s see how this one goes down, got my eye on that fuckin’ monkey. 👀
Comments
Richard Clements
This is the funniest thing I have read in awhile
Neil Baker
Just remember Lance, if you’re not in bed by midnight then come home!
