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let's watch LISA FRANKENSTEIN for the first time (extended commentary!!)

🕑 Added 2024-10-31 14:00:16 +0000 UTC

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Christopher T Verdery

@0:15: "Y'all have been recommending this." When I tell you the moment I first saw this movie... @11:15: Like, he's so close to doing the right thing. Like, you're both artsy types. Just be a decent human being... and he's an incel predator. And I get it; he's playing by rules set up by terrible people. Given the genre, I suspect he won't reach an age where he has a chance to learn empathy. Then again, it's the 80s; he definitely might never. @16:04: "This man remarried real fast." This actor is reprising his role from Stranger Things. He is a 40-something white Boomer in 1989. He cannot cook. He cannot clean. He cannot parent. His entire existence relies on residing within the same domescile as an adult woman. @16:29: "No one coddled me when my dad blew up in Da Nang." This woman's bloodstream is 8% Xanax. I guarantee it. @30:03: "It sounds like the Hamburglar." Lisa was describing Freddy Krueger. This movie's too clever for its own good. @38:10: I want to know, from the bottom of my heart, who was mass-producing gold-plated bedpan label pins in the late 80s. Also, I Googled it. It's a real thing. @47:57: Kathryn Newton left nothing on the table in this role. @50:13: He may never know what's going on, but I will give Daddy this: he just wants the ladies in his life to be happy. Also, now that he has an emotional support spouse who's not presently hogging the attention, he feels comfortable taking an active interest in his girls' lives. @57:57: Is there school mascot a possum? @1:03:58: You know, speaking of I.P.'s... somebody—like always—saw this twist coming. @1:09:26: I think her little head tilt means it wasn't on quite straight.