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EVERY SOUNDBITE ORIGIN - Episode #80
🕑 Added 2024-01-15 17:38:06 +0000 UTCEVERY SOUNDBITE ORIGIN - Episode #80
The day has come.
The day where we tell you where every single soundbite has come from.
You can use this as a legend for when you want to see where a soundbite is from.
Also, a new soundbite will be revealed!
ENJOY!
EPISODE LINK - https://youtube.com/live/KtD1eysV75k?feature=share
Karvastor put this together, so follow along with the following legend as we explain everything.
The Grab Hag- see: youtu.be/evP2kOYf0gY?feature=shared&t=103
- Usually adult female of the lost generation. These ruff and tough ladies won't
- settle for just one 50% off banana, they want the whole table.
- Black Obsidian Bracelet - youtube.com/watch?v=_jYmZZ9eT5k If
- you've contacted cancer, lost your girl friend, got fired from your job and evicted
- out of your beautiful downtown apartment, it's probably because you misplaced
- your Black Obsidian Bracelet. ORDER TODAY!
- Bored Xi - youtube.com/watch?v=GLj2Q7qK98s - this sucks Xi,
- known for his expressionless face, even during ceremonies and media coverage.
- Jeff Cold - Just Working Out - A part of the hilarious Lianhua Qingwen ad
- campaigns. youtube.com/watch?v=mlWrz-_fx10
- Yao Jia / Brownface - youtube.com/watch?v=YPoM4JKEkmI Nuff
- said.
- China DEMON EYE Karen in Line -
- youtube.com/watch?v=AcK_1VmRp2o - daughter. A mother and
- daughter cast demons upon a man in line calmly asking them to please not cut.
- WO CAO Wheel - youtu.be/k09asoarr5w?feature=shared&t=39 Chinese
- amusement park rides are not safe.
- SAY PEE NOBODY FUCK ME OKAY -
- youtu.be/k09asoarr5w?feature=shared&t=221
- Lianhua over ninteypercent - youtube.com/watch?v=61ZVMRfZ-Js
- touting fake TCM (merged with western pharmaceutical medicine) during
- COVID claiming over 90% effective. Due to government
- contracts, these pills were included in COVID relief packages all over China.
- Boat fist style - used to be played on boat - wow so good -
- youtu.be/oRO-bn1u_FA?feature=shared&t=404 A most likely made up
- style of martial art with a paper mache crafted blade.
- "WOW that's a little too much for me" 9:30 - He doesn't want to fist boats but he
- DOES go sky diving. Theres no two colors the same 10:45 - Rick O'Chea visits a
- paint store and is surprised.
- Jeff pills full -
- youtube.com/live/TCC13EyR79c?feature=shared&t=359
- AI 5g Brakes -
- youtube.com/live/TCC13EyR79c?feature=shared&t=1424 Not all
- they're cracked up to be.
- Chinese 5G Tractor - youtube.com/watch?v=JTseZ4hvwhk An
- expose on a fake 5G Hydrogen tractor.
- The China Show takes you to {city} where this "intangible" heritage is made and served
- to millions. Yes it's real and yes, they DO take the piss. my piss is the best 3:28 - The
- teachers take most of the piss 4:45 youtube.com/watch?v=O8apgBHoXF8
- 20:07 hao dou pao pao - 20:30 Matt gagging ------------ 22:30 Tai SHu FU Le (oh its so
- COMFY THOUGH)
- PONYTAIL ---- GuLi - youtu.be/BarszxQVkDU?feature=shared&t=1420 How the
- CCP gets cute girls to charm you on screen.
- -------------- Famous Centrum Vitamin Commercial Lokee -
- youtu.be/yKcd2fWcyZU?feature=shared&t=1899 Eat raw beans and
- cabbage for a healthy breakfast meal ... show you care. Also See: Movie Stars in
- commercials for China
- Cardi C - Do you want to build a snowman -
- youtu.be/PzCgFq-CJIk?feature=shared&t=213 Cardi C - Im a HU -
- youtube.com/watch?v=8WrIDieQXlM (edited)
- You will Live in the FEAR [[[WRITE UP]]] Body Meat - Fulfull m97 - getting to
- your face - looks up Sandwich Biden -
- youtube.com/watch?v=d9PrqYk1Ay0
- Two Sessions Rap - youtube.com/watch?v=x2Gu-cOwWSA Satisfied
- popeye - ride round the pool - OODZ - cretacious - Nephrolothisus - Fortitide
- presence
- Cat Galloway -
- youtube.com/watch?v=KQA2X4yvK_g&pp=ygUZZ2FsbG93YXkgY2
- Clam man -- youtu.be/a9ZBFG6cHms?feature=shared&t=434 Hao CHi Wo ai
- tong wu (shoe pets)
- NEODENTEC White monkey --------- youtube.com/watch?v=cYTUHlKr_-0
- Dont talk crype - you dare compart wit me -
- youtu.be/cYTUHlKr_-0?feature=shared&t=532 Fun with a famous wolf warrior
- movie.
- No birds in China - youtube.com/watch?v=iRYPo4C11xY
- Toilet Seat - Xia ma te sub culture - youtube.com/watch?v=LeyNmrgFdqI
- youtube.com/watch?v=OJ7w-phEeec
- SO CALLED FREEDOM - youtube.com/watch?v=5dskhdhMhNM CCP
- Online Officials habit of calling anything they contest, "so called" in a vein attempt to
- discredit it.
- SARA AI - youtu.be/1wJRjQ_wMzA?feature=shared&t=63
- Subway wonderman - youtu.be/Ng6NFE4QqHo?feature=shared&t=430
- Mario Cavolo - ITS A LIE - youtu.be/UAY1xP8HjP4?feature=shared&t=46
- youtube.com/watch?v=WU2L2TRIz9k (A foreign Shill, elevated to levels
- inside China that uses ridiculous outrage content to rally watchers against the WEST)
Take Pills Jeff - youtube.com/watch?v=OdQDmMbW188- Johnty - Tankie Hodor - GREAT - youtu.be/_lxjgSwvWkU?feature=shared&t=224
- IM the fastest man in the WORLD - youtu.be/dxAT1ojL7sI?feature=shared&t=149
- Deer wang - youtube.com/watch?v=5Mg9-jS6eKY
- Passport douche - youtu.be/y_SkGrfF9eM?feature=shared&t=63
- Commieclause the moon - youtu.be/JAcmjzAgbRE?feature=shared&t=1163
- Yabadabadoo - - youtu.be/1FIZF1XEawU?feature=shared&t=44 (Poor attempt to
- parody 007 and spy type media and dirty the images of the U.S.) ExQUEEZE me
- Prepostrious Bloody outrageous
- BBQ CHENGUAN - youtu.be/Hc9ECmQlDMQ?feature=shared&t=49
- Huawei hao huawei mei --- youtube.com/watch?v=NQsSQp2WoRo Huawei
- is a kind, cute, and caring company.
- CUT in LINE ----- youtube.com/watch?v=AcK_1VmRp2o
- Sigequanmian Rap ----- 9:10 -----youtube.com/watch?v=N0kQs4B37qs
- BOUNCE - COTTON - SAINA RAP -
- youtube.com/watch?v=ususUbhZr1M&list=PLohjpzIugIavwK1aIAk-8hgt2ov
- dVLYQq&index=5 Hilarious propaganda rap by Saina.
- 5g Big data vr - Saina - 2:12 -
- youtube.com/watch?v=W6m2-Bpcr2c&list=PLohjpzIugIavwK1aIAk-8hgt2ov
- dVLYQq&index=4
- I ave develop maynd - youtu.be/6w16DAQalkM?feature=shared&t=140 Another
- hilarious rap by Saina.
- The Media Challengers -- youtube.com/watch?v=EzpEePKM3LQ A CCP
- initiative to collect and reward future foreign nationals to shill for China ... and attain
- glory and rich rewards. It failed massively. ITS TIME TO
- FLYY-AYEEE-AyyyEEE--Ayyeee!
- You gotta understand China - youtu.be/zGysweQEGyE?feature=shared&t=187
- Chinese OX - youtu.be/fShUSNUhLH0?feature=shared&t=830
- BURKE artist - youtu.be/LVNz_6pg3bU?feature=shared&t=995
- Nancy Pelosi Taiwan - Ongerworm Osipel - TOR RUBLE see 11:12
- Port of Dandong - youtube.com/watch?v=22MoH8GuQ6U Something
- repeated advertisement bombarded on Chinese TV for a few years. The source of many
- jokes among expats in China.
- Ginger Boss Richard -- youtu.be/qi5JEZo2KT0?feature=shared&t=278
- Straight up white monkey gig, known and cherished by millions.
- DeRucci - youtu.be/qi5JEZo2KT0?feature=shared&t=379 A supposed
- kindergarden teacher who was chosen to re-face a furniture company and
- became the most known and least paid white monkey in China.
Comments
Chopsticks and Trains
HAHA! "Take zee pills, Jeff..." That was one of the best comedic bits I've seen in a LONG time... was dying laughing!
Gareth Lewis
Q) Would you like to hear a joke? What is Honourable Madisha’s favourite holiday destination ? HONG Kong
Gareth Lewis
Q) Have you ever been to Wales ?
michael kelly
just want to put this out there for the youngsters. once upon a time, there was a daily american newspaper comic about a cowboy-era adventurer, Rick O'Shea. his name was a pun (ricochet, get it?). im tthinking that our guy Rick may be operating under a nom de plume. an old, shitty joke from a...well...a guy. not a funny guy, but a guy. also, long shows are added value. dont worry about my time, ill worry about that. i can dip out whenever i want. still want to normalize doing a shot every time Winston says "know what i mean?"
Sha Bi Chadwell
Earlier than that. Episode 7 featured the Two Sessions song for the first time.
Dean Williams
Come on guys! You were supposed to show us the origins of these sound bites. Show more about Dear Wang and the pigs in the bay. It makes me so irritate!
Dean Williams
Oh yeah, I can 't do it with NeoDen4 anymore than farmers can. I understand. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Maybe.
Dean Williams
NeoDen 4 is the guy who was the last in line to get the part of Forrest Gump. Runnnn Forrest! Runnnnn NeoDen 4! I think this video may have been cross edited to a hog farmer commercial once we get as far as "Mounting Accuracy". That's a bit much, but... You know; Whatever sells your product, I reckon....
TAJ
AFAIK, soundbites were introduced in episode 62, and the first one was the legendary 'coddon'
Dragunilla
Crayola munchers and engineers are v similar, hard to tell them apart.
Dustin Pearson
youll live in da faer
my so-called self
Who is an engineer and who isn't? Can you tell by looking?
JP
Cant wait. Be carful though guys with the masking stuff, I got covid (asymtematic) so be ssafe casees aare thru the roof! But this is the pick me up i needed for sure today! Stay warm too, its freezing here in the midwest
