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Exclusive Audio Master List! Plus September Schedule, Story Ideas, and Must-Read Rules~! ♥
🕑 Added 2023-09-03 20:00:02 +0000 UTCWow, it's weird how it's not Halloween yet, but you're already dressed up as my next date...~
If you're a Dreamy Supporter: Click on this post for a list of all my exclusive audios with links and descriptions if you're new~!
Happy September~! I'm so excited for fall~! I love pumpkin spice, but I love writing new stories for all of you more; which is saying a lot. Are you back in school~? Study hard if you are~!
Patreon has made some changes, and you will find my content separated into collections now. It's very hard to find time for administrative tasks but I've made a master list of every exclusive audio I've made to-date, with descriptions, links, duration, if it was previewed on YouTube, etc. Hopefully that makes it a bit easier to find everything~! You'll find it at the bottom of this post.
I have been very sick with a terrible cough, but I tested negative when I swabbed my nose, thank goodness. Medication shortages and the smoke in air have also been slowing me down but everything I promise to you this month will be delivered~! Please be safe if you also live in Canada~
Swipe through the photos to see my story ideas for the month (I love that I get to do another tsundere, it's very magical) and I'm very excited for a slightly silly yandere barbarian. I think a lot of my yandere characters are cunning and patient, so someone who is otherwise will be a nice change~
And the last image is the rules, please familiarize yourself if you haven't already. (And of course, you're more than welcome to treat my Patreon as a storefront; I just don't moderate it or run it that way.) This obviously goes without saying, but the guidelines for commenting on my YouTube channel apply here on Patreon as well. There's no official warning or strike system; I'll just block Patrons who make moderation stressful for me~
This masterlist of exclusive audios took ages to do, but now that it's here I just have to update it each month. If you find any typos or wrong links please let me know~! It was a lot to organize~
Current Exclusive Audio Series (concluding this month):
A Necromancer's Tale in the Cthulhu Mushroom Forest (Part 1) - 22min
A Date With Cassandra! (Part 2 / interlude) - 11min
Previewed on YouTube? No
Synopsis: You're a newly graduated Necromancer tasked with supervising a special archeological dig site for it's financier, your aunt. The lead archeologist takes a liking to you, as does her sister; a slightly mad oracle. However the dig site itself is strange, deep within an enchanted mushroom forest. And something about the relic you're unearthing seems unnatural and dark.
Completed Exclusive Audios SERIES (Or 20min+) Master List Current As of September 1, 2023:
(Listed from newest to oldest, scroll further for shorter 'one-shot' audios)
Exclusive Audio One Shot - The Necromantic (Romantic?) Dungeon - 30min
Previewed on YouTube? Will be this Thursday, September 7th
Synopsis: Your Necromancer friend invites you to explore an ancient necromancer dungeon filled with treasure, plants, and crystals. She confesses her feelings for you, and the two of you clear the dangerous but peaceful dungeon as a new couple, finding loot along the way.
The Vampire’s Request - 46min
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, click here to see
Synopsis: You're a Mage Smith, a crafter of magical items. You're also one of the best in the world! But when a short-tempered Vampire steals into your room at night to force you to make something for her, it comes as a shock. After all, you live in Silvergate, the safest city in the Empire. What's going on?
The Crown's Devotion - 51min
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, click here to see
Synopsis: When a nobleman down on her luck hires you to escort her to the edge of the border with no guards or plan to return, you quickly sense something is amiss. What is she hiding from you? Can you trust her intentions?
The Haunted Garden - 40min
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, click here to see
Synopsis: When you're hired to de-haunt the garden of a rich abandoned manor, you find the ghost protecting it isn't nearly as deadly as she seems. Can your gentle approach to dealing with the supernatural win her trust? Do you have the skills to help her?
The Noble Rivals - 40min
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, and it was very popular
Synopsis: The Empress calls on you to rule on an issue of succession for a minor noble house that suffered the sudden loss of it's King. The only problem is that a woman from a rival noble house has also been assigned to issue a ruling alongside you. After all, if two enemies like you can agree on who should rule no one will question the decision.
The Legacy of Keres - 50min (story heavy)
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, click here to see
Synopsis: After leaving the church, your lover, and your life as a mage scholar behind; you travel south to the ocean and find peace. But years later a member of your former church started a pilgrimage to find you. And she brings a painful, dangerous reminder of your past.
Druid of the Glade and the Noble Ghost - 1hour
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, click here to see
Synopsis: You are the Noble Ghost, a famous rouge who was locked up after stealing from too many rich nobles. But one day, a beautiful druid visits your cell. She begs for your help to save her ancestral glade, and even has the authority to take you from your prison! But how is a city-wise thief like you supposed to help a Druid save her land?
Making a Deal with a Demon: 3 Demon Girls and Their Offers + Endings - 1hour 30min
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, and it was very popular
Also one demon offer was posted to YouTube as a complete audio
Synopsis: You're fated to be the most powerful mage in a generation. But each night you're greeted by a different demon girl, each with their own offer on how to help you and themselves. Each girl has an audio with her offer, and then an audio with her ending, assuming you took her deal. The length of each ending was determined by community vote.
Your Vampire Patron Longs for You - 46min
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, click here to see
Synopsis: When a wealthy writer offers to pay you to be her muse, you accept and leave your life behind. But one day you stop at a graveyard and everything changes once you discover what's hidden underneath it...
The Loanshark and the Necromancer - 46min
Previewed on YouTube? No
Synopsis: You're a Necromancer in debt to a bossy loan shark. When her patience runs thin, she decides to take payment out you in trade. But things get very complicated between you two, and her business becomes very dangerous...
The Love Letter and the Bard - 28min
Previewed on YouTube? No
Synopsis: A magical love letter finds you in the middle of nowhere, was it intended for you? Finding it's author means you must take centre stage...
The Paladin and the Portrait - 55min
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, click here to see
Synopsis: You're the favourite merencary of a rich, mysterious noblewoman in the middle of an uprising. But when she asks you to reward yourself with something from her magic treasure room, a portrait of a beautiful girl comes to life, begging you for help.
Warlock Carriage Romance - 37min
Previewed on YouTube? Yes, click here to see
Synopsis: After graciously using your Warlock magic to help a lost noblewoman get home, she wakes up flirty and affectionate in this audio ASMR RP! But all the flirty comments are out of character for her, she feels so strongly about you. And so quickly... Stop the carriage! Did you cast a spell on her?
Completed ONE SHOT (shorter) Exclusive Audios Master List Current As of September 1, 2023:
(Listed from newest to oldest, some of these are very old and do not have a synopsis available. But I have left personal notes on a few of them.)
The Intoxicated Vampire - 7min
Synopsis: You leave the tavern with the rest of the bitter revelers during the once-a-year love festival, but a Vampire takes a liking to you...~
Ghost Story in a Haunted Cabin - 12min
Happy Halloween! The Werewolf Audio! - 15min
★The Vampire Tax Collector - 17min
A personal favourite of mine, very silly.
The Library at the End of the World: Let’s Read the Book of Your Life! - 16min
This one was previewed on YouTube because I was very happy with it. I wrote it during a difficult time and finishing it made me feel a bit better.
How Would I Haunt You? Let Me Count the Ways... - 11min
Choosing the Cleric - 12min
The sequel to the jealous cleric saves you audio I posted to YouTube.
Sleep Treatment at the Magical Spa -15min with 2min fade to slience
"My boss wanted me to tell you: If you're unhappy with our services.... We already have your money."
Necromancer Girlfriend Gets Jealous... -10min
Witch Girlfriend Turns You Into a Cat! - 11min
★The Intimate Mercenary Interview - 15min
Another personal favourite. Synopsis: After intervening in a tavern brawl at dinner, you receive a late night visitor. It's Ash, the financier of a famous mercenary guild; and she is burring to know more about you. If you answer her questions she'll have a few offers for you...
The Loving Raising of an Old Friend - 19min
Very sentimental, if I remember.
Love Confession After a Failed Dungeon - 12min
You're Alive! - 6min
Interlude once you're raised from my first series, A Necromancer Raises You.
Necromancer Epilogue - 15min
Epilogue to my first series, A Necromancer Raises You.
A Cemetery Tryst - 9min
A Shy Love Confession - 5min
Comments
Selude
Thank you Kcory~!!
Kcory
Here is to another month Selude. I hope you feel better soon. It's always lovely hearing your audios <3
Selude
Dude it's unreal. I hope your family gets well soon~
Pootis Sandvich
Everyone is getting sick hmm 🤔 that means a zombie apocalypse (my family is sick right now)
